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Unbelievable Deals? Or Just Unbelievable? My Chaotic Dive into New Ulm's Microtel Inn & Suites (A Review That's Probably Too Honest)
Alright, folks, buckle up. You're about to get the REAL deal on the Microtel Inn & Suites in New Ulm. Not the sugar-coated brochure version, but the messy, sometimes glorious, sometimes slightly horrifying truth from a weary traveler who just needed a bed and a functioning Wi-Fi. Consider this your warning: Expect a rollercoaster.
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The Arrival & First Impressions (aka: Did I Actually Check In to a Hotel or a Time Warp?)
First thing's first: Finding the Microtel wasn't exactly a breeze. GPS had a field day. The exterior? Let's just say it leaned into the "classic American motel" aesthetic. Think… sturdy. Functional. Maybe a little faded. But hey, I'm not looking for a palace, just a place to crash, right?
The check-in was… efficient. No frills. The front desk person seemed nice enough, though I swear she'd seen a thousand stressed-out travelers before me. This led to my first, slightly panicked, thought: "Do they have the good coffee in the morning?" (Important question, people, VERY IMPORTANT).
Accessibility & All That Jazz:
Okay, let's dive into the more serious stuff. I'm happy to report that the Microtel seems pretty decent on accessibility. Wheelchair accessible is a big plus, and the elevator was a lifesaver (my suitcase weighs a small car). I didn't personally use any, but I did see signage indicating they had facilities for disabled guests. Big thumbs up on that front. Now, the ramp to the front entrance… could be a smidge smoother, but hey, I survived.
The Room: A Space of Mild Contradictions
The room itself? Well, it wasn't the Ritz, but it was clean-ish. (More on that later). My non-smoking room was thankfully smoke-free (phew!). The air conditioning worked like a charm, which was crucial because, let's be honest, New Ulm gets HOT. The desk was functional, and the laptop workspace held my laptop (mostly) securely. I did appreciate the complimentary tea and coffee maker because, as I said, coffee is LIFE. And the free Wi-Fi? Thank the digital gods! (Though, let’s be real - the Wi-Fi in public areas was a bit… spotty. Just embrace the chaos).
Okay, here's where things get slightly… complicated. The bed was… there. It wasn't the cloud-like experience I’d been dreaming of, but it wasn’t awful. Let’s just call it ‘adequate’. The blackout curtains were a godsend for my sleep-in-the-middle-of-the-day lifestyle. But then, the bathroom. Let’s just say the separate shower/bathtub situation felt like a design choice made by someone who'd never actually used a bathroom. The towels… were… towels. (They did their job). I'm pretty sure the mirror has seen more than a few tears. (Including mine after a long day of travel).
The "Things to Do" & "Ways to Relax" Saga (aka: My Pursuit of the Elusive Relaxation)
This is where things go from "okay" to… well, interesting. The brochure promised a fitness center and a swimming pool [outdoor]. I’d be in heaven, I thought.
The fitness center? More like a closet with a treadmill that looked like it was on its last legs and a few weights that seemed to have been pilfered from a children's playground. Gym/fitness – technically, yes, but… (Let's just say I didn't get my workout on).
The swimming pool! Ah, the dream. Well, it was there. And it was… open. And it was… cold! The pool with a view was… facing a parking lot. I think I saw a single child brave a dip. Deflated, I retreated back to my room. No spa, no sauna, no steamroom for this weary traveler. No body scrub, body wrap, or massage… just the quiet hum of the air conditioner and the faint scent of… something.
So, my relaxation plans? Officially busted.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (aka: The Quest for Sustenance)
Breakfast. Ah, breakfast. The most important meal, particularly when you have no travel plans. Breakfast [buffet] was on offer and did its best. There were the usual suspects: waffles, cereal, some pre-made scrambled eggs that looked suspiciously like a yellow brick road. They had coffee/tea in restaurant, and thank goodness. It was definitely fuel for my soul. I didn’t try any Asian cuisine in restaurant, but I did hear they had some. I didn't venture to the bar, I was too tired for happy hour, or a poolside bar.
Cleanliness & Safety - The Very, Very Critical Bit
Okay, let's get real. The cleanliness was… acceptable. The room wasn't sparkling, but it wasn't a biohazard zone either. The daily housekeeping did a decent job. I did appreciate the hand sanitizer dispensers in the hallways. They do have smoke alarms and fire extinguishers, which is always a good sign in my book. I also saw CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside the property, which adds a layer of security. I did find that the room sanitization opt-out available was a nice option to have.
I'm not going to pretend to be a germaphobe, but I noticed they had individually-wrapped food options at breakfast, which I appreciated. They also seemed to have staff trained in safety protocols, but my personal interaction with the staff didn’t reveal much about the topic. I also did not see any anti-viral cleaning products, but I guess they were.
Services and Conveniences (aka: The Random Stuff That Got My Attention)
They had a convenience store with the usual snacks and drinks. The front desk [24-hour] was a plus. The luggage storage was helpful for my brief stopover. The car park [free of charge] was easy, which is always a bonus.
I did use the Wi-Fi for special events for my business meetings, and it was surprisingly okay! They had meeting/banquet facilities, and I am sure you can use them - but I kept to my own room.
For the Kids (aka: Did I See Any?)
I did see kids running around, but I really couldn't tell you about any special kids facilities they had. But, yes, it looked to be a family/child friendly hotel.
Getting Around
I didn't need to make any use of the airport transfer, car service, or taxi service. I had my car, and the free parking was quite good.
The Verdict: Unbelievable… in a Way
Okay, so… would I stay at the Microtel Inn & Suites in New Ulm again? Honestly? Maybe. It's not perfect. It's not luxurious. It has its quirks. The pool situation was disappointing. The breakfast was… functional. But, the price was right! They did have those unbelievable deals. I needed a place to sleep, work, and shower, and it did the job. Plus, the staff were nice.
If you're looking for a fancy spa getaway, this ain't it. But if you need a clean-ish, functional place to rest your head, and you’re not expecting the world, the Microtel in New Ulm might just fit the bill. Just pack your own spa equipment, and maybe a good book, and prepare for an adventure in the unexpected. And bring your own coffee. You've been warned.
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Alright, buckle up, Buttercups! Because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-formatted itinerary. This is my attempt at wrangling a trip to the hallowed halls of the Microtel in New Ulm, Minnesota. And you know, with me, nothing's ever smooth sailing.
Microtel Mania: A New Ulm Adventure (Or, My Attempt to Avoid a Boredom-Induced Coma)
Day 1: Arrival and the Questionable Charm of the Microtel
Time: 2:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In (Pray for Air Conditioning)
Okay, first things first: the drive. It was…long. Like, soul-crushingly long. I swear, the last hour before New Ulm felt like I was trapped in a loop of endless cornfields. Is that where the locals get their tan from? The sun reflecting off the stalks?
The Microtel. Well, it looks like a Microtel. You know, the beige and brown aesthetic that screams "budget-friendly, but hopefully clean." Crossing my fingers on the "clean" part. The lobby… it was fine. I'm already judging the vending machine selection. Diet Coke? Good. Cheetos? Also good. Something with a crunch is a must.
Check-in was… well, efficient. No warm smiles or life-changing conversations. Just a key card and the pressing urge to dump my suitcase and assess the room.
Time: 2:30 PM - Room Inspection & Existential Dread
Ah, the room. The moment of truth. Did I get the room with the view of the dumpster? Yep. The good news: it’s a double bed! So, I have room to roll in case I start feeling claustrophobic.
The TV situation, well, I suspect the cable provider is providing entertainment from the early 2000s. I mean, who needs HD when you have reruns of Law & Order?
Time: 3:00 PM - The Quest for Coffee & Relief
Coffee. The lifeline of all good (and mediocre) travel days. Time to brave the free breakfast, and hope the java is decent. I'm mentally preparing for the possibility of instant coffee.
Time: 4:00 PM - First Impressions of New Ulm (Attempted)
Okay, let's venture out. New Ulm. I've heard…things. German heritage, is that right? Sounds promising. I'll wear my best "I'm culturally sensitive" face. My first stop: the visitor center. I need a map, some brochures, and a desperate plea for "things to do that don't involve polka dancing." (Actually, I take that back. Polka might be fun. We'll see.)
Time: 6:00 PM - Dinner & Possible Regret
Dinner. I’m probably looking at a locally owned restaurant. I hope the options are not just "German food." I'm open to things that aren't the same and have a new experience. But maybe that's just a pipe dream. I'll keep an open mind… and a close eye on the menu.
Time: 8:00 PM - Downtime in the Microtel Room & Existential Crisis
Back to the room. Time to recharge for tomorrow and to face any potential bed bugs. I've already spotted some questionable stains on the carpet and tried to convince myself they're not what I think they are. The walls are thin. I can already hear someone's TV blasting a commercial. Time to put on the earplugs and zone out.
Day 2: Embracing (or Enduring) the German Experience
Time: 7:00 AM - Breakfast! (Fingers Crossed)
Praying for a waffle maker. Honestly, a waffle maker can make or break a hotel breakfast, and a lot of travel day satisfaction.
Time: 8:00 AM - The Glockenspiel & The City of Churches
Okay, the Glockenspiel! I heard it’s at noon. Must be punctual. And the churches… well, I love a good church. Even if I'm not particularly religious. Architecture is cool, okay? This could be interesting.
Time: 12:00 PM - Glockenspiel Time (The Moment of Truth)
Okay, I'm here. The Glockenspiel. The anticipation is killing me. What if the figures are tacky? What if the music is awful? What if I get caught in the middle of a polka flash mob? I'm ready for disappointment, because I'm often disappointed by these things. I'm hoping it can at least be charming in a kitschy way.
… (The Glockenspiel Experience: A Deep Dive, Because Seriously, This Was My Highlight) …
Okay, the Glockenspiel. It's… well, it's there. It's happening. The little figures are turning and twirling, the bells are chiming. The music is… actually, it's kind of catchy. And the whole thing is so ridiculously, unapologetically German. A smiling, slightly weathered statue of a dude in lederhosen makes an appearance! Pure joy!
It wasn't a life-altering experience. But it was… nice. A little bit delightful. Against all odds, I enjoyed it.
Time: 1:00 PM - Lunch at a Local Place / The "German" Meal
Okay. Lunchtime. German food, here I come. Sauerkraut? Check. Bratwurst? Check. Pretzel? Of course! The food was… well, it was fine. Filling. I devoured a giant bratwurst with mustard. Delicious.
Time: 4:00 PM - The Hermann Monument (Or, Standing on a Hill & Wondering What I'm Doing with My Life)
The Hermann Monument. I saw it looming in the distance. A giant statue of a dude with a sword. Apparently, he's a symbol of German… something or other. I'm curious, and what if the view is amazing?
Time: 6:00 PM - Final Dinner Attempt & Review
Last night I ate at a local diner. The food was fine, but I craved a good meal!
I had a good time, but New Ulm probably has its ups and downs.
Okay, food, this time.
Day 3: Departure (Freedom!!)
Time: 7:00 AM - Goodbye Breakfast
One last attempt at the waffle maker! Maybe it'll make this day perfect.
Time: 8:00 AM - Check-Out & Farewell
Bye-bye, Microtel. I’m going to go back to my life, and have better memories.
Time: 9:00 AM - Head Out of Town
I'm going. Peace out.
Post-Trip Ramblings (Because Let's Be Real, I'm Still Processing)
So, New Ulm. Would I go back? Maybe. If I had a sudden, inexplicable craving for bratwurst and German kitsch. The Microtel? Let's just say it was an experience. It wasn't the worst hotel in the world, by a long shot. It’s just… a hotel. And it offered me a chance to connect again with the world.
Anyway, that's it. My New Ulm adventure (or, the adventure of a slightly jaded traveler). Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap.
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So, like, what's the deal with these "Unbelievable Deals" at the Microtel in New Ulm? Seriously, are they *really* unbelievable? I'm skeptical.
Alright, alright, deep breaths. Look, "Unbelievable" is a strong word, I get it. Marketing, am I right? But here's the skinny from *my* experience... It depends. Sometimes? YES. Think REALLY good rates, especially if you're flexible with your dates. I once snagged a room for, like, next to nothing! It was some random Tuesday night, and I was just *stranded* on a road trip. Needed a place ASAP. Microtel... boom. Seriously cheap. Almost felt guilty. ...Almost. Other times? Eh. More like "Surprisingly Competitive." So, yeah, check the website, call, stalk the deals like a hawk. Because, you know, life is all about the deals, right? And sometimes, you *can* believe the hype. Just, you know, temper your expectations with a sprinkle of realism. Otherwise, you'll be looking for a place to stay, feeling all "the deals! the deals!", and you'll fail to find any.
Are these deals always available, or is it like a limited-time thing? I need to plan! I hate planning!
Ugh, planning. The bane of my existence. But, okay, back to deals. They fluctuate. Like my blood pressure when I *think* about planning. From what I've gathered...it's a mix. They usually have *something* going, some discounts. But the *really* juicy ones, the ones that make you question if you should buy lottery tickets after... those are seasonal, mid-week, or last-minute. You're gonna need to be on the lookout! Or, you could roll the dice and be spontaneous! Worked for me once. Then again, I'm the queen of spontaneous and I’m still mostly broke. Check the website religiously, sign up for their emails, and maybe, just maybe, whisper sweet nothings to the booking gods. Heck, call 'em! The front desk people at Microtel in New Ulm are actually pretty nice. Especially if you remember to be nice back!
What's the catch? There's *always* a catch. Hidden fees? Tiny rooms? Lousy breakfast? Spill the beans!
Okay, okay, you're right to be suspicious. Trust nothing! Sadly, this isn't a free-for-all; there are usually *some* catches. First: Fine Print. Read it! Don't be like me, who just clicks "accept" on everything and then gets screwed later. Second: Breakfast. The continental breakfast? It exists. Cereal, toast, the usual. It's... fine. Don't expect gourmet, but it'll get you through the morning. Third: The Rooms. Sometimes, they are small, like a shoebox. But, hey, for the price? I'm not complaining. Really. I'm also not a princess. Fourth: Limited Dates. Often, the killer deals exclude weekends, holidays, or the peak season... which, to be honest, I'd assume the peak season in New Ulm is the annual polka festival or something. Fifth: Cancellation Policies. Pay *really* close attention! Some deals are non-refundable. That's a gamble you gotta take, folks. So yeah, be vigilant, my friends! It's a harsh world. But hey, sometimes the gamble pays off.
Besides a cheap rate, what *else* do you get? Does the Microtel have a pool? Good Wi-Fi? Clean towels? The essentials, people!
Okay, yes, basics matter! Let's go through it. Microtel is pretty standard. The Wi-Fi? Generally okay. Not lightning fast, but it works for checking email, and scrolling through TikTok while hiding from my responsibilities, which you know, is what I always do when I'm on vacation. The towels? Cleanish. The rooms are *usually* clean, or at least, clean enough that you get your money's worth. The pool? Ah, yes. Sometimes. I think they have a pool that's open during the warmer months. Don't quote me on that, though. I'm more of a "stay in bed and watch TV" kinda person... unless, of course, the deals are *really* unbelievable. If you're planning on a pool experience, I say call! Don't just show up expecting a pool. Because you might not get that. I've learned that the hard way. Plus, always call for confirmation - I've known a situation or two where they gave me a bum room.
Okay, so you said you've stayed there... any specific stories or experiences? Spill the tea! (Even the bad tea!)
Alright, fine. The "tea." This is where things might get messy, because, man, do I have a story. It involves a *very* cheap room rate, a torrential downpour, and a questionable encounter with a vending machine. So, I got this unbelievable deal, right? Like, ridiculously cheap. I was driving from Minneapolis, and I *needed* to stop. And let me tell you, that night... it *rained*. I mean, biblical proportions. I pulled into the Microtel, soaked to the bone, and practically stumbled through the door. The receptionist was super nice (bless her heart!). Got to my room, and it was… well, it was small. But, hey, for the price, I wasn't complaining. Then, the vending machine. Always a temptation. Late, I decided I needed a snack. Coin slot ate my dollar. Vending machine didn’t give me my chips. So I, in my bedraggled, hangry state, started to pound on it. I mean, not like full-on karate chops, but a good, frustrated banging. Eventually, I got my chips. Then I ate them in the dark, because the lights flickering like a disco in a haunted house (probably lightning related). Didn't sleep well. But! The next morning? The sun came out. The breakfast, mediocre as it was, was a comfort. And, you know what? For the price, the experience... it was kind of perfect. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Would I remember to bring my own snacks...probably. But hey, that's life, innit?
Any pro tips for snagging these "Unbelievable Deals?" Teach me your ways, oh deal-whisperer!
Alright, grasshopper, listen up! First, be flexible! Dates, dates, dates! The more flexible you are, the better your chances. Mid-week? Your best bet. Second: stalk the website. Seriously! I have a tab open RIGHT NOW. Update it like, 3 times a day, or even more. Third: consider calling the hotel. Sometimes they have deals not listed online. And you can talk to a human. You can get a feel; and, becauseTop Places To Stay
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