Provo's BEST Kept Secret? This Days Inn Will SHOCK You!
Provo's BEST Kept Secret? This Days Inn Will SHOCK You! (Maybe Not Literally)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the PROVO beans. I’m talking about a Days Inn. Yes, that Days Inn. But hold your horses (or your judgment) because, according to some cryptic whispers and a desperate need for a budget-friendly getaway, this place is Provo's… best kept secret. Sounds dramatic, right? Let's find out, shall we?
Accessibility & Safety - Because, You Know, We NEED to Know This Stuff First.
Okay, first things first, because I'm a responsible reviewer (sometimes), let's talk about the serious stuff.
- Accessibility: This is where things get a little… murky. The listing says they offer facilities for disabled guests and have an elevator. My experience? I didn't need to check them out, but from the layout, it seemed like things were reasonably manageable. But hey, always call ahead and confirm if you have specific needs – don’t just take my word for it!
- Cleanliness & Safety: Hoo boy. This is a big one, especially these days. Thankfully, there were a lot of bullet points here! They claimed to use anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and professional-grade sanitizing services. I even saw hand sanitizer stations galore! Now, did I see the staff meticulously spraying everything down every five minutes? No. But, the room itself felt clean, and that's a win in my book. Room sanitization opt-out? Nope, not that I saw. I'd assume they cleaned the heck out of it. They also mentioned staff trained in safety protocol. Let’s hope they’re not just trained, but actually using it. The hotel did feature CCTV cameras in common areas and around the property, front desk help 24 hours, security, fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and a safe. This is important!
The Room: A Tale of Two Towels and Questionable Air Conditioning.
Okay, so, the room. The room. This is where the rubber (or the slightly worn carpet) meets the road.
- Available in All Rooms: Yes, and thank heavens! Air conditioning (more on that later), a mini-bar (stocked with… nothing, unfortunately), a desk (perfect for my laptop workspace), a coffee/tea maker (always a win), and free Wi-Fi (important!). They also had an alarm clock and a mirror, both crucially present.
- The Good: The bed was comfy enough. The linens felt fresh. There were blackout curtains, a seating area (tiny, but functional), and a shower that actually worked. I’m a sucker for good towels, and I got two full-sized!
- The Not-So-Good: The air conditioning. Let’s just say it sounded like a dying walrus. It did eventually cool the room, but not without a soundtrack of wheezing and groaning. And. I wish the bathroom was bigger.
- Quirky Observation: There was a small, oddly placed chandelier over the bed. It was… interesting. I'm pretty sure it wasn’t soundproofed, because I could hear the walrus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Adventure Really Begins.
Okay, so, dining. I'm not one for gourmet cuisine, but I need my fuel, right?
- Breakfast [Buffet]: They had a breakfast area, and claimed to offer a buffet. It was… basic. Cereal, pastries, and the usual suspects.
- The Coffee [Shop] Situation: There was a coffee shop, which was a life saver.
- Restaurants: They’ll happily provide food delivery!
- Poolside Bar: No.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Or, "Why Did I Even Come Here?"
This is where the "best kept secret" claim starts to unravel a bit – but don't give up just yet!
- Swimming Pool [Outdoor]: Yes! A pool! And it even looked inviting! Sadly, I didn't use it, but I saw other people definitely enjoying it, and the pool with a view looked pretty nice.
- Fitness Center: They had one! Might need some work.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Sometimes)
- Wi-Fi [Free] everywhere!
- Daily housekeeping
- Complimentary Tea
- Laundry Service
The Verdict?
Look, this Days Inn isn't going to blow your socks off. It's not a luxury resort. It's a… Days Inn. But, in Provo, and for the price, it might just be a decent option! Clean, functional, and (usually) quiet. It's a place to rest your head after a long day. So, Provo’s best kept secret? Maybe. Shocking? Probably not. But, hey, I survived, and for a budget stay, that’s a win in my messy book.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel itinerary. This is real life, Provo-style, straight from a (potentially sleep-deprived) brain that's just checked into the Days Inn. Let's see how this unfolds, shall we?
Days Inn by Wyndham Provo - The Provo Pilgrimage (or, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Motel Breakfast")
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Room Review (a.k.a. "Did I Pack the Right Socks?")
1:00 PM - Arrival, Check-in, and the Luggage Avalanche: Okay, so the drive was longer than Google Maps promised, and I spent the entire time arguing with my GPS. (Seriously, lady, I know I'm on the freeway!). Pulling up to the Days Inn, I prayed it wasn't a complete dive. First impressions? Surprisingly… beige. Like, a LOT of beige. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… hope? Check-in was blessedly quick. The guy at the counter looked like he’d seen things, but he smiled. That's a win. Now, the luggage. I'm a chronic over-packer. My bag exploded like a tiny, nylon volcano when I unzipped it. Did I pack enough socks? Probably not.
1:30 PM - The Room Reveal: A Love Story (and some minor gripes): Alright, room inspection time. The bedspread? Definitely seen better days. But the bed itself… not bad! Actually, it was surprisingly comfy. The air conditioning is a beast, which is a plus in Utah summer. The bathroom, on the hand, has a water stain in the ceiling, and the shower pressure? Let's just say, you'll need patience. There's a weird smell too, a mix of cleaning product and something… else. I'll let it slide. The cable TV, however? A lifesaver. I’m already addicted to some terrible daytime drama.
2:00 PM - The Provo Reconnaissance Mission (aka, "Where's the Nearest Coffee?") Time to explore! First order of business: caffeine. I'm hitting the road for the coffee shop. I walked for about 40 minutes, and I am dead tired. Turns out, I'm not in shape at all. Anyway, there was a nice park, then a coffee shop, then back to the hotel. I am happy.
6:00 PM - Dinner Adventure: The Quest for Edible Food: Tonight, I'm treating myself to some nice food. Well, if you call Chipotle nice. I can't find the correct place, but I will eat later.
8:00 PM - Nightcap and Channel Surfing: Back to the TV. Time to relax.
Day 2: BYU and a Very Important Breakfast (a.k.a. "The Eggs Were… an Experience")
7:00 AM - Breafast at the Hotel. Okay, so the continental breakfast. Expectations: low. Reality: surprisingly alright? Waffles, bagels, cereal, and the infamous scrambled eggs. I'm convinced they're made from a powder mix. The coffee? Strong enough to raise the dead. The people at the breakfast room seem also tired. We are all one.
8:00 AM - BYU Campus Exploration: I'm not religious, but I figure a peek at the BYU campus is a must-do. The grounds are immaculate. It's like a Disney World for the academically inclined, or something. Seriously spotless! The buildings are impressive, the students are shockingly well-dressed (and smiling!), and I kind of felt… underdressed. I wandered around, gawking at the old buildings.
12:00 PM - Lunch: I'm going to a buffet. It's the only way to survive.
2:00 PM - Museum Visit: I'm going to the Museum of Art. I'd give it a 7/10.
7:00 PM - Dinner and Reflection: I ate and thought about the day.
Day 3: The Grand Finale (or, "Leaving Provo with a Heavy Heart and a Lighter Wallet")
7:00 AM - The Final Breakfast: Back for breakfast. No judgment.
8:00 AM - Packing and Checkout (the Sad Farewell): Saying goodbye to that comfy bed.
9:00 AM - Final Provo Stroll: I'm going to go for a walk one last time, just to say farewell
11:00 AM - Departure: Leaving Provo.
Hold up... Provo?! Like, Utah? And Days Inn?! Seriously?
Yep. You read that right. Provo. Utah. Land of missionaries and… apparently, some surprisingly *memorable* Days Inn experiences. Look, I was skeptical. REALLY skeptical. I'm talking, "packed my own bleach wipes and hazmat suit"-level skepticism. But curiosity (and a desperate need for cheap lodging) got the better of me, and I dove in. And guess what? It wasn't the dystopian nightmare I was expecting. But... it wasn't the Ritz either. Let's just say, it's an *experience*.
Okay, okay... "Memorable" in what way? Did you find a body? (Just kidding... mostly.)
Ha! No bodies. (Or at least, none I could *see*). "Memorable" is the key word. Think… a tapestry woven with threads of questionable carpet stains, the faint aroma of industrial cleaner battling valiantly against… something else, and the constant, persistent hum of the air conditioning unit, even when it's *freezing* outside. My first, and probably most enduring memory, was watching the… I’ll just say “enthusiastic” cleaning staff tackle a previous guest's spilled…stuff… in the hallway. Let's just say, they gave it their *all*. It was like watching a performance art piece dedicated to the indomitable spirit of cleaning. Honestly, I was almost impressed. Almost.
Let's talk about the ROOM. What horrors awaited you? Spill the tea!
Alright, alright, you want the room details? Fine. Picture this: a vaguely beige box, furnished with items that had clearly lived several lifetimes. The bedspread? Let's just say, I *really* considered sleeping on the floor. The TV was circa 1998, and the remote? Well, let's just say, the battery compartment was held together by a prayer and a rubber band. But the *real* kicker? The bathroom. Oh, the bathroom. Tile grout that had seen… things. But here’s the thing. It wasn’t *terrible*. It was just… endearingly…old. Like visiting your grandma's house and finding that the furniture had stories to tell. And maybe, just maybe, a few lingering regrets.
So, you *didn't* run screaming back to your car and drive to Salt Lake City?
Okay, that *did* cross my mind. MANY times. Especially when the "continental breakfast" turned out to be… well, let's just say "continental" in the loosest possible sense. Think stale donuts and coffee that tasted suspiciously like dishwater. BUT! (And this is a big but, folks), there was something… charming about it. The sheer *lack* of pretense. The slightly wonky charm. The feeling that you were, somehow, a part of this… bizarre, shared experience. The price? It was cheap, okay? Like, dirt cheap. And sometimes, that's all that matters when you're on a budget. Plus, there was *that* cleaning lady. I’ll never forget her. She was a force of nature, I tell you. A true hero of the hotel industry. She alone almost made the stay worth it. Almost. (I might be starting to romanticize this experience... don't judge me!)
What about the staff? Were they, you know, *human*?
Yes! Thankfully. The staff? They were… definitely present. They seemed to be comprised of some very tired but pleasant people just trying to make a living. They weren't winning any hospitality awards, but they were… fine. The check-in lady was efficient, if a little… detached. The guy who brought me extra towels (because I requested them as soon as I walked in), looked like he'd seen some things, and probably had. He was polite. The breakfast attendants looked as if they were contemplating their life choices. Overall, the staff experience wasn't the problem, it's the *experience* itself.
So, the big question: Would you recommend this place? Be honest!
Okay, deep breath... It depends. Seriously. If you're a discerning traveler who demands luxury and pristine conditions? Absolutely not. Run. Run far, far away. If you are a broke college student, a budget traveler, or someone who appreciates a good, slightly unsettling, story? Maybe. I'd say, temper your expectations, pack your own hand sanitizer, and be prepared for an Adventure. It's definitely…an experience. And hey, if you see the cleaning lady, tell her I said, "Godspeed." And maybe tip her an extra fiver. She deserves it. Frankly, after my visit, she probably deserves a saint badge.
Okay, you’ve convinced me to stay (against my better judgment). Any Pro Tips?
Alright, you masochist! Prepare yourself. Here are some pro tips for surviving the Provo Days Inn: * **Bring Your Own Everything:** Seriously. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes (essential!), your own pillow (optional, but recommended), and a strong sense of humor. * **Inspect Before Settling In:** Check the bed, the bathroom AND the TV. Know what you are getting into – don't let the room surprise you. * **Embrace the Absurdity:** This is key. Laugh at the stains, the wonky remote, the weak coffee. It’s all part of the fun (ish). * **Don’t Expect gourmet… or edible, breakfast.** Plan on getting your caffeine (and sugar) fix elsewhere. * **Consider the Location:** It might be a convenient stop on your journey, but this is not a destination hotel. If you're focused on outdoor adventures or family fun, it's perfect but is a place to rest your head.
What about the other Days Inn reviews?
I know you are probably wondering. The other reviews I read about the local Days Inn are mixed. Some share my amused horror; others are just plain horrified. The key, I think, is to understand what you are getting into and have reasonable expectations. I would say some of them are more descriptive than truthful. So, take those with a grain of salt (and maybe some cleaning wipes).
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