
Escape to the Finger Lakes: Unforgettable Inn Awaits in Auburn, NY
Escape to the Finger Lakes: Auburn, NY - Where Rustic Charm Meets… Well, Almost Paradise (A Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a weekend escaping to the Finger Lakes, specifically Auburn, NY, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. And I'm here to spill the tea, the coffee, and probably a little bit of wine (because, Finger Lakes, right?). This review is gonna be less a perfectly polished travel brochure and more a rambling, honest, and occasionally grumpy assessment of the unnamed inn I stayed at.
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Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks (And My Unfiltered Feelings)
First things first: Accessibility. Look, I am not a person who requires full wheelchair accessibility, but I appreciate it when it's done right. This place… was a mixed bag. The entrance was thankfully ramped, which is a huge win. (Accessibility: Wheelchair accessible). Inside, the hallways seemed wide enough, a big plus. (Services and conveniences: Elevator). But then… the elevators. They were kinda… slow? And a bit cramped. And those doors… sometimes they closed way too fast, which, as someone who enjoys a slow, deliberate pace, kinda freaked me out. (Accessibility) So, a solid C+ for accessibility. They tried, bless their hearts.
(Things to do: Gym/fitness)
Now, about the Fitness Center. I’m that girl who always plans to workout on vacation. Keyword here is plans. I peeked in the gym. Tiny. Like, practically a closet with some dusty treadmills. My commitment to exercise immediately evaporated. My inner couch potato sighed with pure, unadulterated joy. Let’s be honest, I came here to relax, not to break a sweat.
(Dining, drinking, and snacking: Restaurants, Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Restaurants, Western cuisine in restaurant)
Ah, the food. This is where things get interesting. The place, I swear, had a gazillion different dining options. Seriously. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Restaurants, Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Restaurants, Western cuisine in restaurant) They had everything from a swanky restaurant with "international cuisine" to a casual bar by the pool. There was even a little coffee shop with pastries. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Coffee shop) I tried the 'fancy' restaurant for dinner one night. It had a lovely atmosphere, but the food was… inconsistent. My Caesar salad (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Salad in restaurant)was fantastic. Crisp romaine, perfect dressing, not too much cheese. But my main course? A dry, overcooked piece of…something. I think it was supposed to be chicken. My server (bless her heart, she was working hard) tried to make up for it with a free dessert, which was actually quite good. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Desserts in restaurant) I also tried the (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Bufffet in restaurant). breakfast buffet the next day. Ahh, the buffet. It was a culinary roller coaster, a symphony of highs and lows. Some items were fresh and delicious, others… well, let's just say they looked like they'd been sitting out a while. I stuck to the eggs and coffee, and I survived. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Coffee/tea in restaurant) The Poolside bar (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Poolside bar) was a nice touch, and the snack bar was perfectly okay.
(For the kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal)
The place was definitely family-friendly. Saw plenty of little ones running around. (For the kids: Kids meal) They even had a kids menu (For the kids: Kids meal) at the restaurant!
(Things to do: Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna)
The Pool! Ah, the pool! It was beautiful, with a view. (Things to do: Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]) Lounging by the pool was a serious highlight. (Things to do: Swimming pool)I spent a glorious afternoon reading and soaking up the sun. They also had a sauna, which was lovely. (Things to do: Sauna, Spa/sauna) I'm a big fan of saunas. The spa, though… oh, the spa was pure bliss. (Things to do: Spa) I got a massage! (Things to do: Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap) The masseuse was amazing – I literally melted into the table. She worked out all the knots I didn't even know I had. Worth every penny. I might have closed my eyes and almost fallen asleep. Don’t tell anyone.
(Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol)
In these weird times, safety is (rightly) a big concern. I noticed a lot of hand sanitizer stations and staff wearing masks. (Cleanliness and safety: Hand sanitizer, Staff trained in safety protocol) (Cleanliness and safety: Daily disinfection in common areas) they had all the usual precautions in place. I appreciated the effort – it made me feel a bit more secure. (Cleanliness and safety:Rooms sanitized between stays) Sanitizing! (Cleanliness and safety:Anti-viral cleaning products, Professional-grade sanitizing services)
(Services and conveniences: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet)
Okay, and the Wi-Fi. Thank goodness for (Services and conveniences: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!). Free Wi-Fi, and it worked! It wasn't super fast, but it was reliable, which is all I needed to check emails and post Insta stories of my Finger Lakes adventure. (Services and conveniences: Internet) They had… something called "Internet [LAN]" which I'm pretty sure I didn't use. (Services and conveniences: Internet [LAN])
(Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens)
My room. Okay, my room was… fine. (Available in all rooms) It had a nice, comfy bed (Available in all rooms: Extra long bed), a decent bathroom, and a view (Available in all rooms: Window that opens) of… well, let's call it the "back garden." (Available in all rooms: Linens, Towels, Shower, Bathrobes) It also had free bottled water (Available in all rooms: Free bottled water), which is always a bonus. (Available in all rooms: Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea) The blackout curtains were a lifesaver. (Available in all rooms: Blackout curtains) I am a connoisseur of sleep, and the blackout curtains didn't disappoint.
(For the record, the rest of the rooms features are listed above)
**(Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're road-tripping to the Inn at the Finger Lakes in Auburn, NY, and trust me, it's gonna be less "Martha Stewart Perfect" and more "Me trying to make a decent cup of coffee before the caffeine shakes hit." Here's the plan, but knowing me, it'll probably devolve into a delightful chaos of wine, wandering, and wondering if that squirrel is judging my fashion choices.
The "Plan," Such as It Is:
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (AKA: Where the Hell is Auburn?)
- 1:00 PM: Depart from [My Home/Location]. Let's be honest, the actual departure time is probably closer to 2 PM. I'm perpetually late thanks to my uncanny ability to find one more thing to do before leaving the house. Probably grabbing a granola bar and frantically searching for my phone charger.
- 2:00 PM (ish) - 6:00 PM: The Drive. Okay, so the GPS says it's a [Number] hour drive. Famous last words. This is also when the "pre-trip anxiety sweats" kick in. Are we really leaving all our responsibilities behind? What if the car breaks down in a cornfield? Am I forgetting something crucial, like underwear? (Note to self: pack underwear.) I'll blast my favorite music. If I am lucky.
- 6:00 PM (ish): Arrive at the Inn at the Finger Lakes. Hopefully not too late. I've heard good things about it, all charming, historical perfection and all. Let's be real, I'm picturing a slightly creaky mansion with that amazing smell of old books and wood polish. I hope. I'll check in, ogling the antique furniture and probably accidentally triggering a panic attack at the thought of messing something up. Hopefully, I can find my way in.
- 6:30 PM: Unpack. This process usually involves spilling something (most likely red wine, foreshadowing!) and then realizing I've forgotten something critical (like, actual clothes). A quick emotional rollercoaster of "OMG, this place is adorable!" followed by "Where's the dang WIFI password?!" then a brief, desperate search for the mini-fridge, just in case.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. I'd rather eat at a local spot away from the hotel. Hopefully, something with good atmosphere. I'm thinking some local fish, maybe some pasta. I'll probably over-order because I'm "on vacation" (read: giving myself permission to eat carbs). I'll judge the ambiance, the breadbasket, and whether or not the waiter seems genuinely happy to be there.
- 9:00 PM: The "Wander Around the Town" thing. Time to poke around the area. Strolling along the streets, making my way to the town, I'll probably find some lovely shops and the locals. I will observe.
- 10:00 PM: Back to Inn. I'm usually exhausted from the drive at this point. Time to crash. But hey, I might start a book and get through a third of the first chapter before my eyelids become lead weights.
Day 2: Wine, Water and a Whole Bunch of Wondering
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, if the birds and the room's antique furniture haven’t already done their thing. Maybe a quick glance at the view from my room. I'm hoping it is a glorious, sweeping vista of something picturesque. Coffee, god, coffee. Then, a desperate search for the hotel's breakfast situation (buffet? continental? a sad granola bar?). My mood entirely depends on the availability of decent coffee. I can be a disaster before my caffeine, so I will prepare myself.
- 9:00 AM: After Breakfast and checking map I will be off to the first of a few wineries. Fingers Lakes are known for vineyards. I will start with some White and Rose wines to begin the day. I will judge the grapes, the views, the people, and most importantly, the wine. I will ask probing questions about the fermentation process and try not to sound like a complete wine novice.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch. Found a great place, a cute cafe near a lake. I will order something I normally would not, just because I can.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the Wine Tour. I'll go to a different winery, maybe somewhere on the water. Another flight of deliciousness. I will try to act like a real connoisseur, even though I secretly just want to guzzle the wine like it's juice. I'll probably get a little tipsy.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the Hotel or somewhere near it. I will check out the hotel, maybe hit up the bar, or relax by the pool.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner in Auburn. I will try a new restaurant, hopefully a hidden gem recommended by a local. More carb-loading. I'll ponder the meaning of life while swirling my wine glass.
- 9:00 PM: Nightcap. Back at the Inn, maybe a whiskey or something. I'll try to resist the urge to raid the mini-bar. Probably fail.
- 10:00 PM: Bed. Maybe a few pages of my book. Or maybe just staring into the void, contemplating the existential dread of the wine hangover to come.
Day 3: Immersion and Departure
- 8:00 AM: Repeat of Morning Activity. Coffee, look out the window, try to seem like a "morning person"
- 9:00 AM: Check out. I am going to get a souvenir on my way.
- 10:00 AM: The Seneca Falls Historical Society. I will begin the day with a tour of the area.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. I will find something quick and on the go.
- 1:00 PM: Depart to home. The drive back. It will feel longer than the drive there. Reflect on the trip, the food I ate, the wine I drank, and all the silly stuff I did.
- 7:00 PM: Home. Ready to unpack and sleep.
The Unpredictable Stuff (Because Life, Honestly):
- The Weather: It could be glorious. It could be torrential downpours. Pack for all contingencies. And the inevitable "I packed the wrong shoes" scenario.
- The People: I'm a chatty Cathy, so I'll probably strike up conversations with everyone from the hotel staff to the squirrels. Expect stories. Lots of stories. Some might even be interesting.
- The Self-Doubt: I'll probably question my travel choices at least three times a day. Is this the right winery? Did I choose the right hotel? Am I even a good traveler? The answer to all of the above is: who cares? Just enjoy yourself.
- The "Oh Crap, I Forgot…" Moments: I'm guaranteed to leave something important behind. Keys? Phone charger? My sanity? It's all a gamble.
So, there you have it. My "itinerary." A loose framework for what is certain to be a chaotic, wine-soaked, and hopefully hilarious adventure. I'm going to make sure to keep this simple. I'll probably get lost. I'll probably make a fool of myself. But hey, isn't that what travel is all about? Now, wish me luck. I'm gonna need it. And remember, if you see me, come say hi! I might just have a bottle of wine to share.
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Is this actually "unforgettable"? Because, you know, memory is a fickle beast.
So, Auburn, NY. What's the vibe? Is it…boring? (Be honest.)
What's the food situation like? I heard inn breakfasts can be…hit or miss.
The Inn itself – what's the "vibe"? Is it old, creaky, and possibly haunted? (I secretly *hope* for haunted...)
Okay, okay, you've mentioned the owner a few times. Spill the tea! Are they weirdly obsessed with cats? Overly chatty? Run the place like a drill sergeant?
So, like, *actual* things to *do*? Besides eat breakfast and nap (though, those are good things).
Okay, what's the *one* best thing about this whole experience? Gotta pick just one!
What *specifically* made it better than other Inns you've had experience with?


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