Cheyenne Mountain Resort: Colorado Springs' Unforgettable Luxury Escape
Cheyenne Mountain Resort: More Than Just a Pretty Face – A Messy, Real Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the luxurious, the accessible, and the slightly… overwhelming world of Cheyenne Mountain Resort in Colorado Springs. And trust me, after spending a week there, I’ve got opinions. Lots of them. Buckle up, it's gonna get bumpy.
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Accessibility – A Mixed Bag, Honestly.
Let's start with the most important thing for some of us. I’m happy to report that Cheyenne Mountain mostly gets it right when it comes to accessibility. The lobby? Spacious and easy to navigate. Elevators? Plentiful and quick (a small mercy when you're dealing with a bunch of luggage and limited mobility). The hallways in the rooms? Wide enough for my wheelchair to do a full spin. Big points.
Now comes the slightly-less-perfect part. Getting to the pool. Ah, the pool! The view is stunning, but getting down there involves a bit of a maze, and the ramp situation… well, let's just say it could use some serious improvements. I found myself a little dizzy, and that's concerning. Then the pool itself, and this is where it gets tricky. The ramps into the pool… weren't the greatest. I had to flag down a staff member to help ensure that my wheelchair did not get stuck getting into the pool. The staff member was extremely helpful, but that shouldn’t be necessary. It's an area that definitely needs another look.
And, look, I used the phrases "mostly" and "sometimes" in the positive realm. It isn't enough for them to be partially accessible: It either is or isn't.
- Verdict: Decent, but room for significant improvements, particularly around the pool area.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges – Finding Your Fuel
The Cheyenne Mountain Resort has a few restaurants. One in particular, the casual dining spot, was pretty darn accessible, and the staff was genuinely accommodating. I had a fabulous burger (I'm a sucker for a good burger) and the server was so kind to me, constantly checking in and ensuring my needs were met. The other restaurants? I'd suggest calling ahead. It's always a gamble, but the staff and their responsiveness make it easier, especially when you're not feeling up to it.
- Verdict: Hit or miss, but the staff try really hard and deserve some serious Kudos.
Things to Do – Because You Can't Just Sit Still…Right?
Oh, the activities! Where to even begin? The fitness center itself is well-equipped (though I confess, I mostly admired it from afar – more on that later), and the swimming pool is, as I mentioned, a beauty. It has a view of the mountains. The Spa is the real star here, with all the usual suspects: Body scrubs, body wraps, saunas, steamrooms. I opted for a massage, and it was a religious experience. Seriously, the therapist was a magician, and I emerged feeling like a reborn human. One minor gripe: the spa is great but a little on the pricey side.
- Verdict: Lots to do, but budget accordingly. And the spa is worth every penny, even if my bank account didn't appreciate it.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Adventures
So, the food. This is where things get a little…complex. The buffet breakfast? Absolutely worth it. There's something for everyone, from the more adventurous eaters to the people who prefer the simple things. The coffee shop is a great stop for a coffee, an afternoon dessert, and a quick meal. There's a poolside bar as well, for those relaxing afternoons. The 24-hour room service is a lifesaver when the mid-afternoon munchies hit.
The restaurants: the more formal ones were good; the more casual places are much better.
- Verdict: Something for everyone, from quick bites to lavish meals.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things Matter
This is where Cheyenne Mountain truly shines. The concierge was a godsend, helping me book tours and making recommendations. Daily housekeeping was impeccable. They even had a convenience store stocked with all the essentials (because let's face it, you always forget something). The Wi-Fi was fast and reliable (thank you, free Wi-Fi!). They even had a car charging station because they know their clientele.
- Verdict: Stellar. They truly understand the importance of making your stay as easy and comfortable as possible.
For the Kids – Keeping Them Entertained (and You Sane)
I don't have kids (yet!), but I could tell the resort is very family-friendly. There's a babysitting service, kids facilities, and kids meal.
- Verdict: If you're traveling with children, Cheyenne Mountain seems like a fantastic choice.
Cleanliness and Safety – Keeping Everything Pristine
In these times, this is huge. They were obsessed with cleanliness. Staff trained in safety protocol. The rooms were sanitized between stays, and the hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere (a bit too everywhere, if I'm honest, but hey, better safe than sorry). I greatly appreciated the individually-wrapped food options at the breakfast buffet. Knowing that they were implementing these measures made me feel safe and comfortable.
- Verdict: Impressive. I felt safe and cared for.
Rooms – Your Home Away From Home
My room was, well, a room. It was clean, the bed was comfy, and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for those late-night adventures. Big points for the coffee/tea maker (a must-have for any hotel room, in my book). The Wi-Fi [free] was also great. Honestly, it was precisely what I needed.
- Verdict: Functional and comfortable.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy (Almost)
Free car park is always a massive plus. The airport transfer was seamless. The valet parking was a bit of a hassle.
- Verdict: Convenient for the most part.
Final Verdict – The Messy Truth
Cheyenne Mountain Resort is a truly lovely place. The amenities are top-notch, the staff is friendly and helpful, and it truly offers a luxury experience. But it isn't perfect. The accessibility, while generally good, has areas where it could be significantly improved. And the price tag? Well, let's just say you get what you pay for. My experience was mixed. Some days I felt like royalty. Other days I was trying to get into the pool. But I do hope to return. When I do, I'll know what to expect. If you're looking for a relaxing (mostly) accessible, fun-filled vacation in Colorado Springs, Cheyenne Mountain Resort is definitely worth considering. Just remember to factor in your own (and anyone else's) needs and expectations, and the whole experience will be even better.
Would I go back? Yes, absolutely.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your cookie-cutter resort itinerary. This is my Cheyenne Mountain Resort survival guide, and it's gonna be a glorious mess.
Day 1: Arrival and Accidental Awesomeness
1:00 PM: Arrival and the Great Luggage Debacle. Okay, “debacle” might be strong. More like a mild, slightly annoying fumble. After a surprisingly smooth flight (miracles do happen), we arrive. The valet guy, bless his heart, is clearly new. Parked in a totally wrong spot, didn’t get the "special trip" memo (I mean, it's a vacation, not a business trip! Who gets it?!) Anyway, found that the key cards didn't work immediately, typical…and waited by the elevator. Finally, up to the room and…breathtaking! Seriously. The view from the room is unreal. The mountains. The lake (wait, how did they build a lake like that?!) I nearly cried. It’s the kind of view that makes you forget you spent half the morning squishing yourself into a tiny airplane seat.
2:30 PM: Settling In (and Immediately Ruining It). Okay, so, unpacking. Fine. Then the mini-fridge siren song beckons. Snagged a diet coke for me, and a beer for the husband. He, being the delightful man he is, takes a sip, mumbles something about it not being cold enough and tries to order room service. I’m already regretting not smuggling in a whole case of my favorite soda.
3:30 PM: Poolside Ambush (and Regret). Found the pool. It's magnificent. Huge. Lots of happy children (mostly other people's). Decided to be responsible and apply sunscreen. Bad move. It's greasy and smells faintly of wet dog. Spent the next hour feeling like I was in a giant, sun-soaked slip-n-slide. The water was cold, but I survived because I was too embarrassed to move from my lounge chair and make a scene.
6:00 PM: Dinner at the Mountain View Restaurant and the Fishy Affair: The restaurant is pretty. Service is slow. The bread is fantastic. The husband ordered the scallops (noms furiously). I, being a vegetarian thanks to a recent stomach-related trauma, got the pasta. Was it good? Sure. Was it earth-shattering? Nope. Am I still secretly eyeing his scallops? Maybe. He finished his meal and ordered a second helping of bread.
8:00 PM: The Great Room Hunt and Sleep (hopefully)! Decided to check the resort's great room (there is a cozy fireplace). I felt like someone I could hang out and drink a cocktail, but it as crowded with noisy kids, but it was nice! Headed back to the room. Fell asleep before my head hit the pillow.
Day 2: Adventures in Awkward and Wonderful
8:00 AM: Breakfast Blunder (and the Coffee Crisis). Headed to Pinecrest. Breakfast buffet. Oh, the choices! The waffles called my name. The coffee was…watery. I needed caffeine. Desperately. Wandered around for 10 minutes looking for a caffeine refill, then gave up and grabbed another waffle. No regrets. Except maybe the headache that followed.
9:30 AM: Trail Time (and Nature's Revenge). Took a hike on one of the trails. Gorgeous! The air is crisp. The pine scent is intoxicating. I’m feeling zen. And then…a rogue branch smacked me in the face. Apparently, nature doesn't care about my Zen aspirations. Now I'm itchy and regret my life choices.
12:00 PM: Lunch at the pool and an unexpected conversation: Found the pool café and had a quick lunch. I’m watching people, when suddenly the pool gets even more crowded, and two kids begin to splash around. I started to feel the heat of the direct sun, then the kid looked at me and said, "Excuse me, are you alright?" I laughed and said, yes. And we had a small conversation, this cute kid asked me if I had a boyfriend, then he asked me if I know his mom. This child's innocence is a nice change from my usual, boring routine.
2:00 PM: The Spa Experience (and My Identity Crisis). The spa. Oh, the spa. I booked a massage. The massage therapist had me confused for a bit before she started. Like, full-on identity crisis confused. The massage itself was incredible. (Except the part where I had to awkwardly tell her my back was ticklish.) Emerged feeling like a brand new, slightly less stressed human. But my hair? A disaster. It's now a frizzy, oily mess. I swear I’m not that old.
6:00 PM: Dinner at the Restaurant and the Great Drinks. I have a cocktail with a cute little umbrella and made my husband and me go to the bar. When we were in the bar, we were served fresh cocktails, and we discussed the daily fun we had. Made me so happy to be with my partner during this trip.
8:00 PM: Drinks and the Great Room (Take Two). Headed back to the Great Room. Much less crowded now! I even managed to snag a cozy spot by the fireplace. It was nice, drinking, and people-watching (always my favorite hobby)
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Smell of Pine
9:00 AM: Last Breakfast and a Final Plea for Caffeine. Okay, another breakfast buffet assault. More waffle action. More watery coffee angst. Vowed to invest in a portable espresso machine for future vacations.
10:00 AM: The Golf Course (Mostly Observations). The husband played golf. Me? I watched from the sidelines. Sun and the view were great. The golf? I don't get it. But he seemed happy, so…winning?
12:00 PM: Check Out and the Farewell Blues. Packed up, felt good, and checked out. The valet guy (different one, thankfully) was efficient this time. Walking to the car with the suitcases took me a while and said goodbye to the hotel.
The Aftermath: On the drive home, I thought about the trip. Sunburnt, maybe a little poorer, but happy. I'm already planning my return. Cheyenne Mountain Resort, you’ve messed with me, annoyed me, and occasionally made me want to scream. But you also gave me some incredible memories. And that view? Still makes me want to cry. Cheers.
Alright, Cheyenne Mountain Resort. Is it *really* as fancy as it looks? 'Cause, you know, the website is all perfectly lit sunsets and perfectly coiffed people...
Okay, buckle up, 'cause here's the truth bomb: yeah, it's pretty darn fancy. Like, the lobby alone made me feel like I was accidentally wearing sweatpants. The chandeliers? Ridiculous. Seriously, I kept expecting a butler to materialize and hand me a tiny umbrella for my drink. Now, the *real* test of fancy, in my book, is the bathroom. And let me tell you, the one in my room? Heated floors. HEATED FLOORS! I nearly took a nap in there. I felt utterly undeserving of such luxury, I have to admit.
So, the rooms. Worth the price tag? Are they, ya know, *clean*? Because cleanliness is next to godliness, and let's face it, some hotels... well, they're questionable.
Ah, the rooms. Okay, so here's the deal. The room I had? (I'm pretty sure it wasn't the *absolute* cheapest, but not the presidential suite, either. I can't afford that kind of fancy!) It was immaculately clean. I mean, clinically clean. I actually considered checking the grout in the shower with a magnifying glass (I didn't, I swear). The bed? Cloud-like. Seriously, I slept like a newborn. Like, the kind of newborn that *actually* sleeps. Not the screaming, projectile-vomiting kind. So, yeah, worth the price? ... Probably. It's a splurge, for sure. But if you have the budget... treat yo' self.
Let's talk food. Are the restaurants good? I’m a picky eater. Seriously, I live on chicken nuggets!
Okay, food. This is where things get interesting. The Cheyenne Mountain Resort has multiple restaurants. Here's the thing about fancy restaurants, though. They might make you worry about whether you have the right fork. I found the Mountain View Restaurant to be...okay. A little expensive for what it was. But! The staff were super lovely, and they really tried to accommodate my friend, who is *insanely* picky. (Yes, even more so than you!) The other place? The bar/grill situation, Remington's? Solid. Good beer selection. I even saw them make a respectable burger. Honestly, though, the best part about the restaurants were the views. Spectacular. Just, spectacular. Eat there in the daylight hours, trust me.
What about the activities? Is there anything to do besides, you know, stare at the pretty scenery?
Oh, heavens yes! Staring at the pretty scenery is certainly *a* viable option. But there's more. I mean, a *lot* more. They have a lake! You can paddleboard or kayak. Which I did. Mostly I paddled in circles, mind you. But hey! I didn't fall in! They have a huge pool complex with actual water slides! It's not just for kids, either. I may or may not have spent a shameful amount of time on the slides. I felt like a kid again! There's also a golf course, which, I'm told, is lovely. I prefer watching other people play golf – it keeps me entertained. They offer fitness classes, a spa (more on that later), and various other things. Seriously, you'll be spoiled for choice.
Okay, the spa. Everyone loves a spa. Tell me about it! Did you get a massage? Was it worth it? Spill the tea!
The spa! Okay, this is where heaven resides. I'm not exaggerating. I walked in and immediately felt my shoulders un-clench. It smells amazing. Like, a combination of lavender, chamomile, and pure, unadulterated bliss. I got a massage, and oh. My. Word. Worth every single penny, and then some. The masseuse, bless her heart, worked out knots I didn't even know I had. I think I actually drooled a little. Don't judge me! Afterward, they have a relaxation area with comfy chairs, herbal tea, and, wait for it... heated neck pillows! I could have stayed there all day. I came out feeling like a brand-new human. I almost spontaneously skipped out of the spa. It was *that* good. Now, I will warn you: it's expensive. But if you're looking to really *treat* yourself, the spa is an absolute MUST. Definitely a highlight of the trip.
Anything I should be warned about? Hidden costs, downsides, the catch? Spill the beans!
Okay, the catch. Here's the deal. There are a few things to keep in mind. 1. The prices. It's a luxury resort. Expect to pay for it. Everything, from the cocktails to the valet parking, adds up. 2. The crowds. Depending on the season, it can get busy. Especially around the pool area. If you're looking for complete solitude, you might need to find a quieter spot. 3. The temptation to overspend. It's easy to get caught up in the glamour and overdo it. Set a budget, and stick to it! 4. The *location*. It's a bit of a drive from the airport. Account for that, though you can see how it might affect any day plans. But honestly? Those are minor quibbles. If you can swing it, Cheyenne Mountain Resort is worth it. Just... be prepared to be utterly spoiled and maybe a little sad when you have to go home. Because, trust me, you will be.
Okay, let's get real... about the *people*. Are the other guests… snobby? Did you feel out-of-place?
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room: the other guests. Honestly? I was half-expecting a parade of perfectly tanned, impossibly glamorous people, all sipping champagne and judging my questionable fashion choices. And... well, okay, there *were* some people who looked like they'd stepped straight out of a magazine. But the vast majority of folks were just...normal. Families, couples, groups of friends. People of all ages and backgrounds. I even saw a guy wearing a "World's Okayest Dad" t-shirt. Which, honestly, made me feel right at home. No, I didn't feel out-of-place. People were friendly, the staff very helpful, and largely...everyone was just trying to chill out and enjoy the place. If you're remotely worried about feeling judged, ditch the anxiety. Just be yourself. And maybe pack a decent pair of shoes... just in case.
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