Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Posada de Don Vasco Patzcuaro!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the cobblestone streets and colonial charm of Posada de Don Vasco in Pátzcuaro, Mexico! This isn't your sterile, perfectly-curated travel blog – this is the messy, real-life account of a stay that, well, was both utterly charming and, if I'm being honest, had me occasionally muttering under my breath. Let's get this rollercoaster started!
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First Impressions & The Accessibility Adventure (or Lack Thereof, Initially):
Right, let's be frank. I'd read about its "charm," and the photos promised a fairytale. And while the Posada de Don Vasco is, undeniably, beautiful – think classic colonial architecture dripping with bougainvillea – the initial "accessibility" experience left a bit to be desired. I'm talking about wheelchair accessibility and facilities for disabled guests.
Wheelchair accessibility: Now they say they have facilities for disabled guests, and I'm all for giving the benefit of the doubt, but wandering around the place with a friend with a mobility issue left me feeling a little…frustrated. Cobblestone streets are charming, but not when you're trying to navigate them in a wheelchair! And while there were elevators, the overall layout wasn't exactly intuitive. The main hotel building seemed a little more accessible than some of the little casitas scattered around the property. Still, kudos for trying!
Getting Around & Services & Conveniences (The Good, The Bad, and the Cobblestones!)
- Airport Transfer: They do offer airport transfer, which is a lifesaver after a long flight. Used it, appreciated it.
- Car Park [free of charge] & Car park [on-site]: Plenty of parking. No complaints there.
- Concierge: The concierge was a lifesaver. Got me out of a restaurant booking jam the first night. Major props!
- Elevator: They have, which is a plus. But the maze-like layout of the place meant you sometimes had to walk a ways to get to one.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above. Room for improvement, but they're trying.
- Currency Exchange: Useful. Especially when you arrive and realize your Spanish is awful.
- Daily housekeeping: Immaculate. The rooms were always spotless. Like, scary spotless. Which, I'm not complaining about, but I can't help but wonder if it's because they're overcompensating for the slightly older feel of the place.
- Doorman: Always helpful, always polite.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning & Ironing service: Never used them, but good to know they're available.
Rooms: Charming, If A Little…Dated (And the Search for the Perfect Pillow)
Okay, the rooms. We went with the deluxe, because everyone deserves a bit of luxury, right? "Unbelievable Luxury Awaits," remember? And the room was…lovely. Classic. Think heavy wooden furniture, a four-poster bed draped in fabric (not too dusty!), and a private balcony. The air conditioning worked a treat, which was a godsend, and the Blackout curtains were actually black. My inner vampire loved that.
- Available in All Rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone (seriously!), Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed (appreciated!), Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor (good view!), In-room safe box, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking rooms, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Additional Room Insights: Okay, BUT the room wasn't exactly "modern." There were some quirks. One of the light switches took me a solid five minutes of fiddling to figure out. The TV was small and the channels were…interesting (lots of Spanish soap operas). And the pillows! The pillows were either flat as pancakes or like rocks. I'm still a little traumatized from the pillow situation. I asked, pleaded, for a different one, but they all seemed to be variations on the same theme. Still, the view made up for a lot.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking (Where the Magic Truly Happened!)
The food at Posada de Don Vasco? Magnificent. Seriously. This is where they really delivered on the luxury.
- Restaurants: Multiple, each unique.
- Restaurants A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, all are available.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A vast buffet. Everything from fresh pastries to made-to-order omelets. They're also smart enough to offer Asian breakfast, in case you get homesick.
- Breakfast in room & Breakfast takeaway service: Excellent for lazy mornings or when you're rushing off to explore.
- Happy hour & Bar: The bar! The margaritas. Oh, the margaritas. Do yourself a favor and order one. Or three. The Poolside bar, however, was closed during my visit, a real shame.
- Room service [24-hour]: Always a plus! Never had to use this, but knew it was available.
- Snack bar: Convenient for those mid-afternoon sugar cravings.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax (Spa Days and Poolside Dreams)
- Spa: Yes. The spa. A sanctuary. A haven. I spent a solid afternoon getting pampered. They really know what they're doing. The massage was divine, and the body wrap left me feeling like a freshly bloomed flower.
- Spa/sauna: & Steamroom: The facilities were clean, and the staff were super friendly. Sauna was a must-do.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] & Pool with view: Gorgeous! The pool is perfectly situated, and the view of the surrounding mountains is breathtaking. I spent a considerable amount of time lounging by the pool, sipping cocktails, and pretending to be impossibly sophisticated.
- Fitness center: Actually well-equipped! I attempted a workout one day, but the pool, the spa, and the margaritas won.
- Body scrub, Foot bath & Massage: As above – all fabulous.
- Things to Do: I was there for a few days, and the location of Posada de Don Vasco is perfect. Close to the center of town, but far enough away that it's peaceful.
Cleanliness and Safety (Post-Pandemic Protocol)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good to know, makes me feel more at ease.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Observed it in practice, felt safe.
- Hand sanitizer: Plentiful.
- Hygiene certification: Always a plus.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Generally observed.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Appears to have been used.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Nice touch.
- Safe dining setup: Observed.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Felt that was the case.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yay!
For the Kids & Family/Child Friendly (Little Touches & Big Dreams)
- Babysitting service: Available, if you need it.
- Kids facilities & Kids meal: Didn't have kids with me but saw kids’ menus – good sign.
Internet & Business Facilities (Connecting to the Real World)
- Internet access, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi for special events, & Wi-Fi [free]: Good speeds, reliable. No complaints.
- Business facilities: They have Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Projector/LED display, Xerox/fax in business center.
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter)
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: They have.
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient.
- Contactless check-in/out: Easy.
- Convenience store:
Okay, buckle up buttercups! This ain't your grandma's perfectly polished itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL, a messy, glorious, possibly-slightly-unhinged attempt to document my trip to the Best Western Plus Posada de Don Vasco in Patzcuaro, Mexico. Prepare for… well, let’s just say it’s gonna be a ride.
Day 1: Arrival and the Accidental Taco Catastrophe
Morning (ish) : Landed in Morelia. Oof, those pre-dawn flights are a KILLER. Smooth customs experience though. Thank god for that. Picked up my rental car – a ridiculously bright, almost offensively cheerful, little sedan. Felt like I should be wearing a matching clown suit. The drive to Patzcuaro? Beautiful, breathtaking even. The rolling hills, the sun glinting off the lakes… I was convinced I'd stumbled into a painting. Until, you know, the traffic. Let's just say navigating the narrow, cobblestone streets of Patzcuaro requires the patience of a saint and the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel.
Afternoon: Checked into the Don Vasco. First impressions? Charming! That courtyard is straight out of a movie, all stone arches and flowering plants. The room? Cozy, okay, maybe a bit… dated? But hey, it’s clean, the view is killer, and the bed looks ridiculously inviting after that drive. I'm in! Quick unpack, then hunger strikes. Time for tacos!
Afternoon-ish Continued: The Taco Debacle: Found a tiny taco stand just off the main plaza. Delicious smells, a line of locals… this was a good sign, right? Wrong. I ordered two, feeling smug. First bite? Heaven. Second bite? A rogue piece of something… crunchy. I pull it out. It’s… a bone? In my taco?! Mortified. I look around. Everyone's eating with gusto. I force a smile, discreetly dispose of the offending taco, and pretend I'm suddenly very full. Lesson learned: bone-in tacos are not my jam. Ended up buying a pastry to calm my nerves at the bakery next door. Yum.
Evening: Wandered around the Plaza Grande. It's gorgeous, especially as the sun sets, painting the colonial buildings in warm hues. So many dogs. Everywhere. Just… dogs. Some are majestic, some are scruffy, all are adorable. Found a little place for dinner, a pozole soup that was so comforting. So good. Finished the night with a mezcal on the hotel's patio, watching the stars. Feeling slightly delirious from the day's adventures, but in a good way.
Day 2: Lake Ireri and the Quest for the Perfect Photo (and Maybe a Good Coffee)
Morning: Woke up slightly hungover from that mezcal. Worth it. Needed coffee. Desperately. The hotel coffee was… passable. The search for good coffee became my mission. Hit the market – a sensory overload of colors, smells, and amazing produce. Bought way too many avocados. Found a tiny little coffee shop tucked away on a side street. Success! The coffee was rich, dark, and strong enough to raise the dead.
Late Morning: Headed to Lake Patzcuaro. This lake is not a lake, it’s a mystical force. The boat ride to Janitzio Island was… interesting. The boat was a bit rickety, the driver was whistling loudly to himself, and I swear, I could feel the ghosts of ancient Purépecha warriors watching me. Spooky. Climbed the hill to the statue of Morelos. Stunning views. Absolutely stunning. Tried to get the perfect photo. Wind, crowds, a rogue cloud… the perfect photo remained elusive. Started to get annoyed trying. Give it up.
Afternoon: Wandering the island. So many trinkets! So many vendors! I managed to find a lovely traditional piece of jewelry, a huarache sandal, a weird little mask, and was absolutely not haggling properly. Also, more dogs. So many dogs. And then it rained and was suddenly cold, and I felt the exhaustion from the travel starting to crash into me.
Evening: The rains of the afternoon kept falling, so dinner was a cozy affair at a small restaurant in town. A fire crackled merrily in the background, and the atmosphere was so relaxing. I ended up chatting to a local couple, exchanging stories and tips and enjoying the company. The world is beautiful and kind. Later, I collapsed onto the bed back in my room. Exhaustion, contentment, and the memory of delicious smells made me drift off to sleep.
Day 3: The Don Vasco and the "Me" Time
Morning: This morning was all about me. Slept in. Got room service (more coffee!). Savoring the simple pleasures of a clean room, a comfy bed, and not having to do anything. Finally unpacked all my stuff. Feel like I'm actually living here. Read in the courtyard. Watched the birds. People watched. Just breathed.
Afternoon: Did a cooking class at the hotel. Learned to make enchiladas. Spilled a lot of chili on my clothes. Almost set the kitchen on fire. Delicious enchiladas nonetheless. The chef (a lovely, patient woman) just laughed at me. It was humbling and fun. I felt like a total goof but also that I could do anything.
Evening: Decided to embrace the slower pace. Wandered the streets. Bought a handmade pottery piece that was probably way overpriced, because I am a sucker for beautiful things. Found a tiny cantina that was blasting Spanish music and that had only a handful of locals. Sat there for hours. Ordered another mezcal. And another. Somehow learned the words to a sad song and made a new friend (that wasn't a dog). Later, I staggered back to the hotel, feeling a profound (and slightly tipsy) sense of peace.
Day 4: Departure and the bittersweet realization that this trip is coming to a close
Morning: Slowly gathered my things. Took one last look at the courtyard, at the view, at the charming little hotel. Goodbye, Don Vasco.
Late Morning: The drive back to Morelia was a blur of goodbyes and memories.
Afternoon: Goodbye Mexico! I was sad. I wanted to stay, even though I was ready for my own bed again.
Observations, Ramblings, and Emotional Vomit:
The Dogs: Seriously, so many dogs. And they all seemed to be living their best lives. It makes you think, you know? About freedom and joy and… well, just dogs. I spent a great deal of time talking to them. Or rather, they ignored me.
The Food: Mostly amazing. Tacos, pozole, enchiladas, mezcal, pastries… my waistline is not happy. But my soul? Gloriously satisfied.
The People: Kind. Helpful. Patient with this ridiculously clumsy American. I felt welcomed, embraced, and more than a little bit in love with the whole place.
The Imperfectness: Things didn't always go as planned. I got lost. I ate a bone. I made a fool of myself in a cooking class. But those messy, imperfect moments? They’re the ones I'll remember most.
The Feelings: Sad to leave. Already dreaming of return. Mexico, you magnificent, chaotic, beautiful mess. Until next time.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Posada de Don Vasco Patzcuaro - FAQ (But Like, Real Talk Edition)
Okay, Seriously... "Unbelievable Luxury"? Is it *really* that fancy?
Look, let's be honest. "Unbelievable Luxury" is marketing speak, right? But... *leans in conspiratorially* ...it's pretty darn close. The Posada de Don Vasco in Patzcuaro? Dude, it's gorgeous. Think old-world charm meets... okay, maybe not *uber*-modern, but definitely well-maintained and classy. The rooms? Spacious. The beds? Like sleeping on a cloud. My back usually hates me after a long trip, but here? Glorious. I mean, the *furniture* alone… Forget Ikea. Think rich, dark wood, and seriously comfy armchairs that practically beg you to curl up with a book and a mezcal. (Which, by the way, they have. And it's *good*.)
What's the *actual* location like? Is it a hassle to get around?
The location? Sublime. Right in the heart of Patzcuaro, which is a total gem. Picture this: cobblestone streets, colonial architecture, and that crisp mountain air that makes you feel like you can breathe properly for the first time in your life. You can wander to the main plaza in like, five minutes. The *trouble* is… the cobblestones. My ankles! Seriously, if you're wearing anything other than sensible shoes, you're gonna regret it. I learned that the hard way, tripping over a particularly rogue paving stone on my way back from a taco run. (Worth it, though. The tacos are *amazing*.)
The food. Spill the beans. Is it worth the hype? Because hotel restaurants are usually… well… not great.
Okay, the food. Let's talk about it. Because, honestly, that's where the Posada *really* shines. The restaurant, El Portal, is… *chef's kiss*. Forget bland hotel fare. We’re talking authentic Michoacán cuisine. The *corundas*? Unforgettable. Seriously, I dream about those little corn tamales to this day. The *pescado blanco* (white fish)? Fresh as can be and perfectly prepared. And the service… they’re so friendly, they actually feel like they *want* you to enjoy your meal. One evening, I was struggling with my Spanish, and the waiter patiently explained the entire menu in excruciating detail, even drawing pictures on a napkin to help me understand the regional specialties. (Bless him!) My one tiny, tiny, almost negligible complaint? The portions are *huge*. I felt slightly defeated every time. But, hey, leftovers!
What about the staff? Are they helpful? Overbearing? (I hate overbearing.)
The staff? Phenomenal. Seriously. Not overbearing at all. They're genuinely kind and helpful, but they also give you space. You know, the kind of staff that makes you feel like they're genuinely *happy* to see you. And trust me, after a long day of exploring, that goes a long way. They even remembered my name after the first day! (Okay, maybe they just wrote it down, but still… impressive!) The cleaning staff? Immaculate. My room was always spotless. The only minor issue, and this is *really* nitpicky, I’m talking *microscopic*… sometimes communication in English could be a *little* tricky. But hey, this is Mexico! Part of the charm, honestly. Besides, my pathetic Spanish improved dramatically just by being there.
Okay, so you mentioned the beds were like sleeping on a cloud. But the *one* thing I absolutely NEED in a hotel is good Wi-Fi. Is it decent?
Alright, real talk. Wi-Fi. Yeah, it's... functional. Let's put it that way. It's not lightning fast. It's not going to let you livestream a feature film. But it's good enough for checking emails, browsing the web, and, you know, occasionally posting envy-inducing photos of your incredible breakfast. I did, however, have one *slightly* frustrating evening. I needed to upload a large video file and… let’s just say I learned the patience of a saint. But hey, it forced me to unplug, read a book, and have another mezcal. So, maybe it wasn't all bad. (Pro tip: the Wi-Fi is generally better in the lobby.)
Tell me about the pool and spa. Worth it or skip?
Okay, this is where I get a little… emotional. The pool. The spa… LET ME TELL YOU. The pool is small, but perfectly formed. I spent a truly blissful afternoon lounging by the pool drinking a margarita (they make a killer one!) reading a book, and watching the clouds drift by. It was pure, unadulterated relaxation. The spa? Oh, the spa… Look, I usually skip spa treatments. I’m a cheapskate, I admit it. But I splurged on a massage here, encouraged by the general ambiance of tranquility, and OMG, I am still feeling the effects. I think it was the aromatherapy oils, or perhaps the magic touch of the masseuse. I don’t know. All I know is that for two straight blissful hours, I felt like a wet noodle – in the best possible way. It was so transcendent, that I seriously contemplated extending my trip just to have another one. (I didn't, because, you know, budget. But I still think about it.) So, yeah. Do the pool. DO the spa. Your stressed-out self will thank you. Even if you *have* to eat ramen for a month to pay for it afterwards!
Any downsides? Anything I should be aware of before booking?
Okay, let's be real. No place is perfect. The Wi-Fi can be a little iffy, as I mentioned (though that might actually be a good thing, forcing you to disconnect!). The walls aren't soundproof. You might hear your neighbors, but it's part of the charm, you know? It's a historic building, after all. And, again, the cobblestones. Wear good shoes. And finally… the bathrooms. They're perfectly fine, but they're not exactly *modern*. Don’t expect a waterfall shower. But honestly? These are *tiny* complaints. Seriously tiny. The overall experience at the Posada de Don Vasco is so fantastic, these little quirks just add to the character.
Would you go back?
In a heartbeat. Seriously. I'm already planning my return trip. I can almost taste those *corundas* just thinking about it. The Posada de Don Vasco is not just a hotel; it's an *experience*. It’s that feeling of being utterly relaxed, pampered, and immersed in the beauty of PatzWhere To Sleep In
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