Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: JW Marriott New Orleans - Your Dream Getaway!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: JW Marriott New Orleans - My Dream Getaway? (Or, The Time My Wallet Wept)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to dissect the JW Marriott New Orleans. "Unbelievable Luxury"? They promise it. Did they deliver? Well, that's what we're here to find out. (Spoiler alert: my credit card is still recovering.)
First Impressions & Getting My Bearings (Accessibility & Arrival Woes):
Okay, getting there was… a journey. Let's just say the airport transfer (thankful for offering this!) was smoother than my taxi rides usually are. Upon arrival, the doorman (fancy!) and the front desk [24-hour] were a welcome sight. Especially since my GPS decided to take a nap right when I needed it. The elevator whisked me up (major bonus points for a smooth ride!) and the lobby… oh man, the lobby. Gleaming marble, chandeliers that could house small planets, and a general air of "don't even think about wearing those ripped jeans."
Accessibility: I'm happy to report they've made a decent effort with facilities for disabled guests. I saw ramps, elevators, and assumed they’d be set up for wheelchair access. But, I can't specifically vouch for its effectiveness (I'm thankfully able-bodied), so I suggest contacting the hotel directly for specifics. Just a heads-up, I'm getting ahead of myself. Always verify.
Check-in/out [Contactless & Express]: Smooth as silk. Quick and easy. I was in my room pronto!
The Room: My Temporary Palace (Internet, Amenities, and the Blackout Curtain Battle):
My room. Let's talk room. It felt… big. Extra long bed? Check. Seating area? Check. The air conditioning was cranking (a godsend in NOLA humidity). The blackout curtains… those were a life saver. I'm a vampire at heart. So, yeah. Soundproof rooms? Absolutely, I didn't hear anything.
Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! HALLELUJAH! (And it actually worked!). They also had Internet [LAN] if you’re into the whole wired thing (who even uses LAN anymore?). Laptop workspace was perfect.
Amenities:
- Mini bar: Tempting, but my wallet was already trembling.
- Coffee/tea maker: Score! Caffeine is essential.
- In-room safe box: Peace of mind.
- Bathrobes/Slippers: Because who doesn't want to feel like a fancy potato in their own hotel room?
- Complimentary tea, bottled water: Little touches that make a difference.
- Bathroom phone: Seriously? Has anyone actually used one of those in the last decade? But hey, it's there.
The Blackout Curtain Saga:
Okay, confession time. I'm…a chronic over-sleeper. The blackout curtains were amazing. They performed their function perfectly. I slept for like, 14 hours. The only downside? Waking up and having no idea what time it was. Truly disorienting. Like being stranded in a cozy, plush, air-conditioned cave.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Where My Bank Account Took a Nosedive (and the Food Was Mostly Worth It):
Restaurants, Bars and Lounges:
- Restaurants (plural!). A la carte in restaurant: Yes, I was tempted by the fancy food. (And I ate). There were at least a few restaurants that offered international cuisine and Western cuisine. And what about a vegetarian restaurant? They had it! (I didn't go to it).
- Bar: Naturally, I had to investigate. Poolside bar? Sadly, no. I mean, it was a bar, maybe I could get drink delivered to the pool.
- Coffee shop: Always essential.
- Room service [24-hour]: The true test of a luxury hotel. It was good, but not stellar. The breakfast in room was a nice perk, though.
- Snack bar: Well I needed to see it.
Food Review: The buffet restaurant for breakfast was… well, a buffet. Breakfast [buffet] means you end up walking around, feeling like you're lost in a sea of options and you end up grabbing a pastry and some fruit. It was delicious, but not life-changing. They had Asian breakfast, and I can also have food to go, breakfast takeaway service.
I should mention the happy hour. Happy Hour made me happy. Happy Hour was the best. The cocktails were dangerous (in a good way).
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe, Sound, and Sanitized:
I will say, Cleanliness and safety appeared to be a major priority. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Probably. I mean, it felt clean. Room sanitization opt-out available? Nope, not that I saw. Individually-wrapped food options? Yes, they existed. Safe dining setup? Yep. It met all the COVID-19 requirements, and that was reassuring.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: That's important.
Things To Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Days, Poolside Chills, and the Eternal Quest for Zen:
Ways to relax: They have Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool [outdoor], Foot bath all to enjoy. (I didn't get to try all of them, sadly. Time, alas!).
Pool Area: Pool with view, and it also had a Swimming pool to enjoy. The pool was a welcome escape in the New Orleans heat.
Services and Conveniences: They've Thought of Everything (Except Maybe My Budget):
I wasn’t really looking for Babysitting service, but having Babysitting service is a nice option to have if you need it.
- Concierge: Invaluable. They snagged me dinner reservations, recommended local haunts, and generally made me feel like a VIP.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: Essential for a fancy schmancy getaway, apparently.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: My room sparkle daily!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Tempting, but I resisted.
- Car park [on-site]: Thank goodness. Parking in New Orleans can be a nightmare.
- Car power charging station: They have it!
For The Kids: I did not have any kids with me. But having Babysitting service is a nice option if you have them (check it out, that's what it means).
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: That's great!
- Bicycle parking: Okay.
- Car park [on-site]: Yes!
- Car park [free of charge]: No. Sadly!
- Taxi service: Yep!
- Valet parking: Of course!
The Little Things: Those Extra Touches That Make or Break a Stay:
- Smile and Doorman
- Safety/security feature: It was very secure.
- Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed
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The Verdict: Worth the Splurge? (Maybe…Probably Not…But Still Worth It):
Look, the JW Marriott New Orleans is undeniably luxurious. It's got the amenities, the service, and the general air of "you are living your best life." But, let's be real, it's expensive. Very expensive. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Would I break the bank again? Maybe. But if you’re looking for a truly special experience and are willing to treat yourself (and your wallet), then get ready for the best experience. This place is a treat. Just prepare your wallet, too. This place is truly a dream getaway!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're diving headfirst into a JW Marriott New Orleans experience so raw and real, it'll practically smell like beignets and regret (hopefully not too much of the latter). This ain't your sanitized, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is… me, in NOLA, potentially slightly tipsy, and absolutely chaotic.
Day 1: Arrival and the Allure of Air Conditioning (and Cocktails)
1:00 PM: Touchdown at Louis Armstrong International Airport (MSY). Already sweating my face off. Seriously, the humidity hits you like a brick wall coated in warm honey. Taxi to the JW Marriott. Praying the AC in that cab is as mythical as the Saints' Super Bowl win.
- Anecdote: So, the last time I flew, the guy next to me spent the entire flight clipping his toenails. I pray to the travel gods that THAT doesn't happen again.
2:00 PM: Check-in. Fingers crossed for a decent view. I'm not asking for the Presidential Suite, just… something that's not a brick wall.
2:30 PM: Room settled, let's be real: my clothes need to be immediately swapped for something less… damp. Then, dive headfirst into that sweet, sweet AC. Ahhhhhhh, the sound of the hotel room cooling down. Glorious.
3:00 PM: Mandatory exploration of the hotel. Gotta scope out the lay of the land. Bonus points for finding the bar first.
- Quirky Observation: Why are hotel hallways always so… long? Like, they're designed to make you question your life choices. And the wallpaper! So many questionable wallpaper choices.
4:00 PM: The Bar. Ah yes, it's the moment we've been waiting for. It seems like the hotel's own bar is closed at 4pm, so we wander down to the lobby and to a new bar that has some sort of event going on. Good. So much better. Order a Hurricane. Or two. Or… let's just say I'm setting a precedent.
- Emotional Reaction: My god, these are strong. I mean, really strong. And delicious. I might just stay here forever.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant… Let's just say I'm willing to try anything with the words "Creole" or "Cajun" in the description.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, here's where I get real. I DESPISE bland food. If I taste a hint of seasoning, I'm walking out.
Day 2: History, Music, and Maybe a Hangover
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, hopefully. I'm not a morning person, but some bacon and eggs might cure this minor head throbbing. Or make it worse. We'll see.
- 10:00 AM: French Quarter stroll. This is the reason we are here in the first place. I am so ready to be in the mix of this city.
- Messy Structure, Occasional Rambles: Okay, so I have an idea in my head and I need to explain before I feel like I am able to go to the French Quarter. I am a very active watcher, viewer, and consumer of different forms and styles of content. I absorb and take in so much, that a deep thought will occur. One that is very "real" to me, and I must verbalize it, or else I will not have the best experience. I have been in some form of entertainment my whole life. But really and truly, I feel like there is just SO much that has already been done. It feels like it is already over. So much content, information, that I am overwhelmed. This doesn't mean I am not experiencing, and I am enjoying it all. I really am, but I am so overwhelmed. I am ready to feel, and be excited.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at Cafe du Monde. Beignets, baby! And coffee. Lots of coffee.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Oh. My. God. These beignets. Soft, fluffy, covered in powdered sugar… I could eat a dozen. Literally. I will literally die in a cloud of powdered sugar. Happy death, though.
- 2:00 PM: Jackson Square. Sketching, people-watching, trying to absorb the vibes. Maybe find a voodoo shop. Just to… browse. (Don't judge.)
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: I'm going to linger here. Really linger. I want to see the impromptu jazz performances, the street performers, the dogs dressed up like tiny pirates. I want to soak it all in and feel it on my skin. Maybe I'll even get my caricature drawn.
- 4:00 PM: Music on Frenchman Street. This is what I’m here for. The jazz! The blues! The energy!
- Humorous Observation: Okay, I'm pretty sure I saw a tuba player fall asleep during a solo. I'm not judging; I'm just impressed.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner and Drinks. Gotta find a place with live music. Gotta.
- Rambling: Oh, and I need to get a souvenir. Maybe a t-shirt? Or a funky hat? Or… a taxidermied alligator? Okay, maybe not the alligator.
Day 3: More Exploration, and the Inevitable Flight Home
- 9:00 AM: Brunch at a different place? Gotta try different food.
- 11:00 AM: Depending on how I am feeling. Depends on the night before. Maybe a museum? Audubon Zoo? Or just a leisurely walk along the riverfront.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. It's all about the food, okay?
- 3:00 PM: Head back to the hotel to gather belongings and check out. Sigh. The bubble is breaking.
- 4:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. Farewell, New Orleans, you beautiful, chaotic mess.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm already sad to leave. This city has a way of getting under your skin. It's loud, it's messy, it's full of life. And I absolutely love it.
- 6:00 PM: Flight home. Dreaming of beignets, jazz, and the next time I can come back.
- Opinionated Language: I need to plan the next trip, like, immediately. This is the only way I'm going to get through my post-NOLA blues.
- Imperfection: Oh, and I probably forgot something. Probably my phone charger. Or a sock. Or a piece of my soul.
- Arrival at home: I will miss the food and the city.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: JW Marriott New Orleans - Your Dream Getaway? Uh... Maybe? Let's Dive In (Mostly) Naked!
Okay, spill it. Is this JW Marriott actually *luxurious* luxurious, or just, you know, *hotel* luxurious?
The location – is it actually conveniently located? Because navigating NOLA can be a headache.
The rooms! Are they actually worth the price tag? Let's be honest, hotel rooms can be… disappointing.
Okay, let's talk food. The hotel restaurants - are they tourist traps, or actual culinary delights? Give it to me straight!
The spa. Did you indulge? And if so, was it worth it? Because I need some serious pampering after this trip planning.
What about the service overall? Were the staff helpful and attentive? Or were they just… *there*?
Okay, the big question: Would you go back?
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