Fort Drum's Best-Kept Secret: Days Inn Watertown! Unbeatable Deals Inside!
The Truth About the Days Inn Watertown Near Fort Drum (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on the Days Inn in Watertown, strategically placed right next to Fort Drum. "Best-Kept Secret" they say? Mmm, maybe. More like a well-guarded secret that might be worth uncovering…or maybe just a quick pit stop on your way to somewhere truly exciting. This review is going to be messy, honest, and hopefully, hilarious. Because let's face it, hotel reviews should be entertaining, not robotically perfect.
First Impressions (and the Parking Lot Situation):
Let’s start with the parking. FREE, thank the heavens – a huge plus. There's even car park [on-site] which feels like a genuine blessing considering the unpredictable New York weather up there. Finding a spot, however? Well, that's a game of Tetris you play after a long drive. The hotel's exterior? Standard Days Inn fare. Functional, a little…beige, but hey, we aren't here for curb appeal, are we? We're here for the potential for… well, anything, really.
Accessibility: Mixed Bag, Prepare for a Little Adventure…
Alright, here’s where it gets… interesting. I'm going to be brutally honest. This place isn't winning any awards for seamless accessibility. While they do have Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator, maneuvering around the property might require a bit of grit and understanding that perfection isn’t always in the cards. I'm talking about doorways that are a little snug, corridors that feel like a maze sometimes… Basically, if you need absolutely flawless accessibility, call ahead and clarify the situation. Don't just assume. Expect some bumps along the road. But hey, they're trying, and that counts for something, right? It's more about being realistic than expecting flawless perfection.
Inside the Room: The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Comfy Bed (and the Questionable Carpet):
My room? Let's just say it had character. The Non-smoking room was a godsend, because I hate the after-effects of past smokers. There's the usual suspects – Air conditioning (bless!), Alarm clock (didn’t use it – shhh), Desk (check!), and a Coffee/tea maker (vital).
Now, for the honesty bomb: the carpet. Okay, the carpet in my room looked like it had seen some serious mileage. I'm talking "slightly threadbare, possibly hiding a few historical stains" kind of mileage. It's the kind of carpet that makes you cautiously approach it in socks. But, and this is a big but, the Bed?? Oh, the bed! It was surprisingly comfortable, and I slept like a log. Honestly, it was so good, I almost forgot about the slightly… questionable carpet situation. Plus, the Blackout curtains were a gift from the gods. Crucial for catching up on sleep after a long day. Free Wi-Fi [free] was also in the room. No complaints there. However, there's the Cable channels, which is a nice plus for those who want to relax and watch some shows.
Hygiene and Safety in the Age of… Everything:
They’re trying. You can see the effort of the staff. The Hand sanitizer dispensers are everywhere. They advertise the Rooms sanitized between stays, which is reassuring. There's a Front desk [24-hour] which feels like a safe harbor in a storm. Plus, the Anti-viral cleaning products are a godsend. No matter what, though, I always give a once-over to the room with my own wipes when I get settled in. Call me paranoid; it is what it is.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Don't Expect Gourmet, But You Might Survive:
Alright, let’s talk fuel. The Breakfast [buffet] is… well, it’s breakfast. They offer Asian breakfast. I think it’s mainly for the military folks. I didn’t try it, but you might. Expect your standard fare: cereal, toast, maybe some sad-looking scrambled eggs (which are optional for me). There’s also some Coffee/tea in restaurant, as well as a Coffee shop. Room service [24-hour] is a life-saver when you’re exhausted. The Snack bar downstairs is basic but gets the job done. The Restaurants on-site offer a Buffet in restaurant, and also an A la carte in restaurant. The dining experience, honestly, isn't the draw. It's functional. It's fuel. Lower your expectations, and you won't be disappointed.
Things To Do and Ways to Relax (or Attempt To):
Okay, here’s where things get… interesting. The Fitness center is there, and I saw it. I didn't use it. Honestly, after a long day, the idea of working out feels like punishment. As for the Swimming pool [outdoor] well, I didn't get a chance to use it, maybe next time. Don’t expect a spa oasis, but the basics are covered.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (And the Things You Might Miss):
The Daily housekeeping is excellent (thank you, housekeeping!). Cash withdrawal is available, which is a lifesaver for some. They have a Convenience store for forgotten snacks (which you'll probably need.) And the Laundry service is crucial for military life, really. Now, the Concierge. I didn’t use it BUT it’s there in case you’re feeling fancy. And let's not forget the Air conditioning in public area.
For the Kids (And Those Who Need a Nap):
Babysitting service is a great option, but I don’t have kids so I can't speak to its quality. Family/child friendly is always good to see.
The Days Inn Watertown Near Fort Drum: The Verdict (Is It a Secret Worth Keeping?)
Okay, here’s the deal: the Days Inn near Fort Drum is NOT a luxury resort. It’s not the Four Seasons. It’s a place to rest your head, grab some sustenance, and get on with your mission, or your vacation, or whatever brings you to Watertown.
The Pros:
- Free parking!
- Comfortable Bed
- Wi-Fi is great
- Convenience
- They try with cleanliness/safety.
The Cons:
- The carpet (and general aesthetic) could do with a refresh.
- Accessibility isn't perfect. Call ahead and assess the situation.
- Dining is functional, not gourmet.
- Atmosphere can be a little… beige.
Final Thoughts:
Look, the Days Inn Watertown isn’t going to blow your mind. But it’s a decent, functional base camp. If you’re looking for a no-frills, clean, and convenient place to crash near Fort Drum, it fits the bill. Don’t expect the Ritz-Carlton, and you’ll be fine. It's a place with character (mostly unintentional, I think). Maybe, just maybe, the "best-kept secret" part is about managing your expectations. So go in with an open mind, and you might actually be pleasantly surprised. Or at least, you'll get a good night's sleep. And sometimes, that's all that matters.
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind tour of… well, Watertown, New York, specifically the Days Inn by Wyndham Watertown Fort Drum Calcium. Let's be honest, it's not the Italian Riviera, but hey, we're here, aren't we? And frankly, after that drive, I'm grateful for any hotel.
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of Wall-to-Wall Carpet
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Arrive at the Days Inn. Okay, first impressions: the lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and desperation. The carpet? Let's just say it's seen things. Things I probably don't want to imagine. Check-in is blessedly quick, thank God, because I'm running on fumes and sheer willpower. The front desk lady gives off the vibe of someone who's seen it all, and by the faint twitch in her eye, I suspect she has. My room smells like that air freshener that's trying way too hard, you know the one? Like a bouquet of synthetic daisies got into a fight with a bottle of cheap cologne. I’m immediately overwhelmed by the beige-ness. Beige walls, beige curtains, beige… everything. I swear, if I stare at the ceiling for too long, I might spontaneously sprout a beige mustache.
Afternoon (3:00 PM): Unpack. Or, as I like to call it, the ritual. I always tell myself I'll be organized, but it inevitably devolves into a chaotic pile of clothes and travel-sized toiletries. Found a stray sock. Still unsure of its origin. Maybe I’ll name it.
Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): The Inevitable Hunt for Food. The hotel pamphlet advertised a "nearby" diner called… well, I don't remember the name, but it was a generic diner name. It was a good 15-minute drive, which, let's be honest, wasn't close. Got completely lost. Ended up at a Taco Bell. Fine. I'm not proud of it, but it was fuel. I mean, the tacos weren’t great, but they were there for me, you know? They were my comfort food in a strange land. And the Baja Blast? Don't judge. Sometimes a girl just needs electric blue sugar water.
Evening (6:00 PM): Back at the hotel. Watched some mind-numbing TV. Found a channel showing reruns of something called "Forensic Files," which, naturally, only made me feel like I was going to be murdered in my sleep in this beige purgatory. Decided to switch it off and read a trashy novel instead. Anything to distract me from the potential for beige-induced ennui.
Evening (8:00 PM): Pre-bedtime snack: the emergency bag of chips I always pack. (Don’t worry, I judge myself too). The hotel's Wi-Fi cut out. Just my luck. Guess I’ll just go to sleep.
Day 2: Watertown's (Mild) Wonders and the Quest for Decent Coffee
Morning (7:00 AM): Woke up… not feeling particularly refreshed. The bed was… a bed. The coffee maker in the room looked like it was older than me. Brewed a truly terrible cup of coffee. Seriously, it tasted like sadness mixed with dirt. This is a crisis.
Morning (8:00 AM): Forced myself to put on pants and venture out into the world. The plan: explore Watertown. The reality: a gentle stroll past some houses and a very long look at a closed store. It's not the Grand Canyon, but hey, it's something!
Morning (9:00 AM): The mission to find decent coffee continues! I stumbled upon… a Dunkin’ Donuts. Again, not proud, but desperate times call for desperate measures. The coffee: slightly better than hotel coffee, a victory!
Morning (10:00 AM): Decided to venture towards a place called “The Thompson Park.” It was actually pretty nice. Had some ducks. Ducks are always great.
Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch. Managed to find a legit local pizza place. The pizza was surprisingly good. The cheese pulled perfectly. And the crispy crust? Oh, man. I would write a love letter to that pizza. Maybe. I'm getting sentimental.
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Back at the Days Inn. The existential dread of beige returned. Decided to embrace it. Watched more TV, this time a bad movie. Found a strange satisfaction in the mediocrity. I might be losing it.
Evening (6:00 PM): Attempted to use the hotel gym. It was hilariously small and contained equipment that looked like it pre-dated the invention of the internet. The treadmill squeaked ominously. I lasted about five minutes before retreating back to the safety of the beige room.
Evening (8:00 PM): Ate a microwave dinner. (Again, don’t judge. I'm on vacation!). This is where my life is right now. Is this all there is?
Day 3: Departure and the Ephemeral Joy of Getting Out
Morning (7:00 AM): Woke up (again). Coffee, slightly less terrible than yesterday's. The beige is growing on me. Maybe.
Morning (8:00 AM): Packing. The sock is still missing. The mystery deepens.
Morning (9:00 AM): Checked out. The front desk lady offered a weary smile. I think she understood.
Morning (9:30 AM): Got in the car, turned on the radio. The open road beckoned.
Morning (10:00 AM): Watched Watertown fade in the rearview mirror. There was a strange pang of sadness… and then, a wave of pure, unadulterated relief.
So, there you have it. My messy, slightly flawed, and possibly slightly insane adventure in Watertown, New York. Was it glamorous? No. Did I find myself? Possibly. Did I survive? Absolutely. Would I go back? Maybe… but I’d pack a decent travel mug and a lot more snacks. And maybe a hazmat suit for the carpet.
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Okay, spill the beans! What's this "Best-Kept Secret" at Fort Drum about the Days Inn Watertown? Is this legit or just some marketing gimmick? 'Cause I've seen some *things* in my day...
Alright, alright, simmer down, buttercup. Look, I’m not gonna lie, the words "best-kept secret" are thrown around like free pizza slices at a barracks party. But... hear me out. I've actually *stayed* at the Days Inn Watertown. More than once. And yeah, there's a certain… something. It's not like they're chiseling a golden idol of the hotel manager in the lobby, but for the price? And the location? It's a solid contender. Especially if you're visiting someone stationed at Fort Drum. Trust me, I’ve seen hotels in far worse shape that charge triple the price. This ain't the Ritz, but it ain't sleeping in your car, either (which, let's be honest, I've briefly considered during some particularly brutal TDYs).
So, the location. Is it truly convenient for Fort Drum? Because "convenient" can mean a whole lotta things to hotel marketers.
Okay, this is where the Days Inn Watertown actually shines. It's practically *on* the edge of post. Like, you could probably walk to the gate if you *really* wanted to (don't. Please don't. You'll get yelled at). The point is, it's super close. No more fighting through Watertown traffic at 0500 to drop off your kid for a PT test or whatever. That alone is worth its weight in gold, as far as I'm concerned. I remember one time, I was visiting my buddy. We had a late night and the next morning, I was *dragged* to the range to witness his qualification. The short drive was a lifesaver and I felt I could still function that day.
What about the *deals*? You mentioned "unbeatable deals." Are we talking Motel 6 prices but with... less questionable stains?
Look, I'm no economist. But here’s what I've seen. Generally, the prices are… well, they’re a pleasant surprise. Especially compared to the pricier options closer to post. Think "budget-friendly," but with the added bonus of not feeling like you're paying for pure torture. I recommend their website, or a phone call to the front desk. Always ask about military discounts. Always. And don't be afraid to haggle a little! It's like a mini-game to see how low they'll go. It's fun. Seriously. Don't sleep on it. Especially if you are visiting the family. Speaking from experience, that can get expensive. So take the deals whenever you can get them!
Alright, practical stuff. What about the rooms? Are they… livable? Clean? Do they have a mini-fridge (crucial for questionable leftovers)?
Okay, so the rooms… are what you expect from a Days Inn. Not swanky, but functional. I've had rooms that were perfectly fine, and rooms that… well, let's just say I inspected the sheets *very* closely. But honestly, I’ve always found them to be generally clean. Look, you're not paying for a suite, people. But, and this is important, the mini-fridge situation is a must. I remember one time, I brought a whole pizza of leftovers. I was a hero that night! So yes, most of them do have mini-fridges. That’s because the military needs to bring enough snacks to survive a war. Trust me on this. Also, they have free Wi-Fi, which is essential when you're trying to binge-watch something after a long day. Just don't expect blazing internet speeds. It's… adequate.
Breakfast? Free breakfast? Is it the usual sad continental spread, or are we getting something… edible?
Ah, the breakfast. This is where things get… interesting. Okay, so it's free, which is a huge plus. And yes, it’s generally continental. You've got your bagels, your pastries, your sad-looking eggs (sometimes). The coffee is… coffee. Drinkable, but don't expect Starbucks. But here's a pro-tip I learned the hard way: They *sometimes* have those little waffle makers. And I, for one, *love* those little waffle makers. They're the only thing that can get me out of bed. I once almost missed a meeting because of a war with that waffle maker! So, go early. Go early for the waffles. Seriously. It's worth it. They are a little bit of heaven in a world that has way too much sadness.
What's the vibe? Is it a lively party scene? Or more "quiet, please, I need my sleep"?
The vibe is… utilitarian. It's not a party hotel. It's more of a "people need a place to sleep, okay?" kind of place. You'll see a mix of people: families visiting soldiers, contractors, maybe a stray traveling salesman. It’s generally pretty quiet, which is fantastic if you actually want to sleep. One time, I was there for a really stressful visit, and the quiet was a godsend. I needed that sleep. Though, I have heard some horror stories about… *ahem*… loud late-night gatherings at the hotel. But usually, it's pretty peaceful. If you're looking for debauchery, you probably want to look elsewhere. But it's a solid place to get some rest (unless, of course, you get the room next to the ice machine. That, my friends, is a whole other level of noise pollution).
Anything else I should know? Any hidden dangers? Are we talking bedbugs? (Please say no.)
Bedbugs? NO! (Knocks on wood furiously.) I've never encountered any, and I'm a bedbug paranoid person. The biggest "hidden danger" is probably… the vending machine. Seriously, those are like a gambling den. You put in a five and get back a bunch of crumbs and stale chips. Other than that, just the usual hotel stuff. Don't leave valuables lying around (though, let's be honest, who brings valuables to a Days Inn?). Check your room before you settle in. And, most importantly, remember why you're there. Visiting someone at Fort Drum? Focus on that. Because at the end of the day, a comfortable place to rest your head is all you REALLY need, so you have the energy to deal with the shenanigans the next day will bring. And the Days Inn Watertown, despite its imperfections, usually delivers on that front. Okay, now I am getting sentimental. Excuse me while I go grab a waffle.
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