Rodeway Inn Little Falls (NY): Your Perfect Little Falls Getaway Awaits!
Rodeway Inn Little Falls: My Surprisingly Okay (and Sometimes Questionable) Little Falls Adventure
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Rodeway Inn in Little Falls, NY, and let's just say it was…an experience. The tagline boasts “Your Perfect Little Falls Getaway Awaits!” Now, perfect might be a strong word, but hey, let's dive in, shall we? This isn't some polished travel blog post; this is the raw, unfiltered truth.
Accessibility: Okay, But…
Okay, so I wasn't personally needing full-on wheelchair accessibility, but I did poke around a bit. The website seemed to indicate they were making an effort. The elevator was a godsend, especially after I hauled all my bags up… Well, it wouldn't have been up the stairs, because there weren't any, but you know. The signage seemed clear enough, though navigating some of those hallways after the free breakfast (more on that later…) felt like mapping a labyrinth. Really, it depended on the day. Some days, I was feeling like a champion, other days, I wanted to just faceplant onto the nearest soft surface.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: Crickets
This is where the dream started to crack a little. I mean, "on-site" is the key word, right? I didn't see any, and it seemed like the 'breakfast' was the main thing. I'll be honest, sometimes I just wanted a quiet escape to a lounge where I could have my coffee and contemplate my existence. But… no dice. This didn't really affect me, but it's something for those who are looking for a more rounded experience.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Mixed Bag of Hope and Mild Panic
Okay, this is where things got interesting. The Rodeway Inn is clearly trying, bless its heart. They're all about that "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," and "Rooms sanitized between stays." I noticed some of them, though the devil is in the details, isn't it? The room itself looked clean. I mean, no obvious gunk, you know? But then again, are you really getting deep into the corners? Probably not. I felt a little better knowing they had "Hand sanitizer" stations scattered about, but the thought of all the hands before mine… Well, let's just say it's a good thing I packed enough sanitizing wipes to disinfect a small hospital.
But here's a story. One morning, I was racing for the "Breakfast [buffet]" and tripped over… something. I'm not sure what it was, but I looked closer and it was a trail of some sort of stain. I didn't see any staff around. I had to wipe it up with the supplied tissues. It's not a big deal, but it made me wonder.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where Expectations Meet Reality
Remember that "Breakfast [buffet]" I mentioned? Let's just say it was an experience. They had things like "Breakfast [buffet]," "Coffee/tea in restaurant," and "Breakfast service." It's a breakfast, you take what you get. I think it was a buffet, but I'm not sure. My memory is fuzzy. The "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was alright. I mean, it was caffeinated, so it served its purpose. "Snack bar"? I didn't see one. My expectations were quickly set. In fact, the vending machine was my savior for most things. I did notice "Alternative meal arrangement" if I needed it, but I didn't.
Rooms: A World of Their Own
Let's talk about the "Rooms sanitized between stays." I was a little paranoid so I just opened all the windows for 30 minutes when I got in, just to make sure. The rooms, I have to say, seemed like the star here. I got the "Air conditioning," and a "Desk" and sometimes I used the "Internet access – wireless." I had to get my personal workspace going, especially since I needed to "Laptop workspace". The "Refrigerator" was a lifesaver for my… beverages.
The Bed: The "Extra long bed" was a lifesaver, and the "Blackout curtains" were appreciated. The "Towels" were… well, they were towels. I wasn't expecting luxury.
My Imperfect Moments: On the first night, I found a "Hair dryer" that kind of worked. The "Alarm clock" was a mystery to me. I gave up and just used my phone.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (or Not): Beyond the Room
The Rodeway Inn in Little Falls isn't exactly a spa mecca. I didn't spot a "Spa," "Spa/sauna," "Steamroom," or "Swimming pool." I think there was definitely an "Outdoor venue for special events", but it wasn't that kind of trip. I saw no "Fitness center", which was a bummer because I wanted to try the "Gym/fitness". But hey, sometimes you have to just accept the limitations and work with what you've got. I did have a nice walk along the canal. That's all I needed, really.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the Vending Machine
They had a "Cash withdrawal," which was handy. I felt like they had a "Convenience store," but it was small. I saw a "Cashless payment service" and used it. The "Daily housekeeping" was generally fine, but one day I swear they didn't even touch my garbage can. Little things, right? "Dry cleaning" and "Laundry service" were great to have available, which was great.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Perhaps…
I didn't have any kids with me, but I did see "Family/child friendly" indicated on the website. No "Babysitting service" but a "Kids meal".
Getting Around: Easy Enough
- Car park [free of charge]: Plenty of parking! A big win.
Overall: Would I Go Back?
Look, the Rodeway Inn Little Falls isn't the Ritz. It's not even the Hampton. But it's a place to lay your head, and for the price, it does the job. It's got its quirks, its flaws, and its moments of…questionable cleanliness. But it's also got a certain charm, a sort of "trying its best" vibe that I couldn't help but appreciate. If you're looking for a budget-friendly option in Little Falls, and you're not expecting paradise, you'll probably be fine. Just pack your own sanitizing wipes and lower your expectations a tad.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going on a rollercoaster ride of a trip to Little Falls, NY… because, well, someone (cough, me) booked it. Prepare for the raw, unfiltered chaos of a Rodeway Inn adventure.
Rodeway Inn Little Falls: A Love Letter (and a Few Grumbles) - My Itinerary of Existential Dread (Just Kidding… Mostly)
(Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of a Discount Hotel Room)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Rodeway Inn. Oh, sweet Jesus. The exterior… well, let's just say it screams "budget-friendly." It's got that particular brand of charm that only comes with knowing you're about to pay less than a premium coffee for the night. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and…victory? (I had managed to find a "deal.")
- 1:15 PM: Check-in. The woman behind the counter (whose nametag I think read "Brenda") is either a) incredibly friendly or b) completely checked out of life. I like to think it's the former. Brenda, bless her, hands me the keycard with a smile that could melt ice. I ask about Wi-Fi. "Oh yeah, it works… sometimes." My heart sinks.
- 1:30 PM: Room inspection. The room… is a room. Bedspread? Questionable. Bathroom? Clean-ish. The air conditioning wheezes like an asthmatic walrus. I throw my bag on the bed (which, thankfully, seems relatively clean) and survey the scene. It’s… fine. "Fine" is the word. Fine, bordering on a post-apocalyptic film setting. I start to unpack and immediately drop my phone. Cue the hunt.
- 1:45 PM: Digging through the hotel room for my dropped phone between the bed and the nightstand . Found it! With a slight crack. Thanks, Hotel Destiny.
- 2:00 PM: I decided to take a nap, as I think I need it.
- 3:00 PM: I woke up tired, so I skipped the nap.
- 4:00 PM: Drive around town. Let's see what Little Falls has to offer! I drive around, and visit the local places.
(Day 2: The Quest for Breakfast and a Canal Experience…sort of)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the Rodeway Inn. I'm bracing myself. I walk into the breakfast area, and I'm greeted by someone who probably shouldn't be greeting the public with a smile right now, but he is! He is so enthusiastic about the lukewarm coffee and the questionable-looking scrambled eggs. There are also bagels that look like they were baked in 1987. I grab a single, sad bagel and a cup of coffee that tastes suspiciously like melted plastic. I consider my life choices.
- 8:30 AM: I give up on a full breakfast, and drive over to the local store to pick up what I need.
- 9:30 AM: I head back to the room, and decide to relax.
- 11:00 AM: After relaxing for two hours, I decide to go out to the canal. I find a spot by the canal, and spend time watching the boats come by.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch time! I eat at the hotel and take some time to rest.
- 2:00 PM: Check out the local shops. I find a hidden gem of a bookstore! I buy a book, start reading, and get completely lost in the story.
- 5:00 PM: Head back to the hotel room and start getting ready for bed.
- 9:00 PM: After watching some television, I decide to go to sleep.
(Day 3: Farewell (and a lingering sense of…well, something)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, feeling a strange mix of disappointment and relief. This trip is almost over!
- 8:30 AM: I decide to hit the breakfast one more time. It's the same food as yesterday, but somehow it tastes both better and worse.
- 9:00 AM: Final pack-up. I survey the room one last time. Surprisingly, I don't hate it. Maybe the low expectations helped. Maybe Brenda's smile was contagious.
- 9:30 AM: Check-out. Brenda is at the front desk, still radiating positivity! I hand back the keycard. She asks how my stay was. I tell her it was "memorable." She beams. I think, "Me too, Brenda. Me too."
- 10:00 AM: Hit the road. And as I pull out, I have one final thought. I didn't expect much, but I'm unexpectedly sad to leave. I guess that's the magic of the Rodeway Inn. It’s gritty, it’s imperfect, and it's… real. And maybe, just maybe, that's all I actually wanted.
- 10:30 AM: On the road again, thinking about the strange little adventure. Would I come back? Probably not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not.
- 12:00 PM: Arrive home. Unpack, reflect, and immediately start planning my next escape… probably to a place with reliable Wi-Fi.
So there you have it. My Rodeway Inn Little Falls odyssey. Full of lows, some highs, and a whole lot of… well, you get the idea.
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Rodeway Inn Little Falls (NY): You Sure *Wanna* Go There? A Mostly Honest FAQ
Okay, Really...Is Little Falls Worth Visiting? And by extension, Is This Rodeway Inn a Decent Base of Operations?
Alright, let's be real. Little Falls, New York? It's got...charm. Think of it as a slightly faded, yet still holding-onto-its-history kind of town. Lots of character, but definitely not glitz and glamour. And this Rodeway Inn? Well, it *is* a Rodeway Inn. Don't go expecting the Ritz, okay? Honestly, I've stayed in places that made me want to burn my possessions, and places that gave me a warm fuzzy feeling. This one? Somewhere in the middle. It *can* be a good basecamp. If you're planning on exploring the Adirondacks (which I recommend!), the Erie Canal, or just want a quiet(ish) escape, it's conveniently located. Just manage your expectations. I'll tell you, I spent one visit here with my wife... well let's just say the room's view wasn't quite the majestic vista promised by the website. It was a parking lot and a dumpster. We laughed. (After a little internal grumbling first, I admit).
What's the Deal with the Breakfast? Is it Just Cereal and Regret?
Breakfast... ah, the breakfast. Okay, brace yourself. It's... a continental situation. Think: pre-packaged pastries, generic cereals, maybe some questionable fruit (did that banana *ever* see sunlight?). The coffee? Let's just say it's probably brewed with the tears of a thousand weary travelers. I *did* once find a waffle maker. It was functional. That's all I'm saying. So, yeah, manage your expectations. Pack some granola bars. Or, better yet, find a decent diner in town. Which leads me to…
Can I Get a Decent Cup of Coffee (and Maybe Some Food) Near the Rodeway Inn?
YES! Thank goodness for that! Honestly, that's what kept me sane during my stay. Little Falls has a few gems, and I'd recommend exploring the town. There are some decent diners, and I vaguely remember a pizza place with surprisingly good slices (it was a late night and I was starving). The coffee situation, as I mentioned, is a little dicey *at* the Inn. But you’ll find a little independent coffee shop if you stroll a short distance away. This is essential for surviving a visit, trust me. You know, sometimes the simplest things matter most. I swear, a good cup of coffee can make or break your day. Or at least, make it slightly less soul-crushing.
How Are the Rooms? Clean-ish? (Be Honest.)
Okay, the rooms. Let's be candid. Clean-ish is the operative word. I've seen worse, and I’ve seen a lot better. Think of it as... a solid C+. The beds *seem* clean enough. The bathroom, well, it does the job. I'd recommend packing your own hand soap, though. Really, I’d always recommend that. I can't vouch for every room, obviously. In my experience, it's all sort of… functional. Not luxurious, not horrifying. I've experienced a leaky shower and a faint, persistent smell of…something…once. But hey, at least there were no actual *insects* in the bed. Which is a win. Okay, I'm going to be honest here again, when I'm thinking about the last time I stayed there, with my noisy kids and my very tired wife... the last thing on my mind was the cleanliness.
Is There a Pool? Do I Need to Pack My Swimsuit?
Hmm, pool... Okay, I am drawing a blank. I honestly don't remember a pool. Check the website, or call them. If they *do* have a pool, inspect it VERY CAREFULLY before getting in.
What's the Parking Like? Is It a Nightmare?
Parking? Pretty standard. Usually, it’s not a huge issue. You'll find a spot, probably. It's not like trying to park in Manhattan. Although... there was that one time I arrived late at night during a local festival, and I had to circle the lot a few times. But hey, at least it's free, which is always a plus. I'd prepare for a short walk, but nothing too horrendous. It’s Little Falls.
Are There Any Hidden Gems in Little Falls to Explore? Anything to Make the Stay Worth It?
Absolutely! Little Falls might not be the flashiest destination, but it has its charms. Here are a few things that come to mind: the Erie Canal, the historic attractions. I spent an afternoon just walking around, taking everything in. The feeling of being *away* from the hustle and bustle is truly amazing. I mean, sometimes the best things about traveling are the little unexpected experiences, just the change of scenery. And for some, it might just be the solitude. It depends on what you're looking for. It also depends on the weather! This town can be a really different place in the middle of winter!
Would You Stay Here Again? (And Why?)
Honestly? Yeah, I probably would. Look, sometimes you need a functional, affordable place to crash. If I were passing through, or specifically visiting the area on a budget, or wanting a base camp for a hiking trip, it would be high on my list. It gets the job done. It's not a destination in itself, but a springboard for adventure. I'd probably stay here again, but with a little bit of pre-planning (and maybe a hearty supply of coffee and snacks). I’d also prepare myself mentally for whatever state the room is in. And, more importantly, I'd remember that the real value lies in everything *outside* the hotel – the experiences, the people, the memories.
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