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Escape to Long Island: La Quinta Inn & Suites – Was it a Getaway or Just… Okay? (A Rant-Review)
Okay, so I booked a thing at La Quinta Inn & Suites on Long Island. The name Escape to Long Island: Unbeatable Deals – it sounded promising, right? Like a hidden gem, a little slice of paradise. Did I find that? Well, let's just say my Long Island "escape" was more of a mild detour. Buckle up, because this review is gonna be… real.
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First off, let’s be honest, the whole vibe was… budget friendly. No, scratch that. The vibe was, "We're trying, dammit, but we're also trying to keep the price down." Which, look, I appreciate. I'm not rolling in dough. But let’s break it down, shall we?
The Good, The Okay, and the “Hmm…”
Accessibility: Alright, this is a major plus. Seriously. Wheelchair accessible? Check. Elevators? Yep, they got 'em. That's HUGE. Made me feel like, okay, they actually thought about ALL guests. So A+ for that, La Quinta. Kudos. (Even if the elevator music was a little… much).
Internet, Internet, Internet! Listen, if the Wi-Fi is crap, I’m a grumpy Gus. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And Wi-Fi in public areas? Score! It worked. Mostly. There were moments, late at night, when it felt like I was back in the dial-up era, but hey, I could still stream some stuff. Progress, right? But here's the thing: sometimes, especially in the lobby, the connection seemed sluggish… almost too sluggish. Like, "are they rationing the bandwidth?" sluggish. But hey, at least they TRY to fix it!
Cleanliness & Safety: The Pre-Pandemic Anxiety Kicker
Look, I'm still a little freaked out about germs. Anti-viral cleaning products? Good. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Double good. Rooms sanitized between stays? That's what they say. But you know how it is. In my head, I’m always on high alert, like I’m constantly looking for a suspicious dust bunny. I did find a hair on the bathroom floor… a hair! And it wasn't mine. This, of course, made me question everything. Did they really scrub the place down? Were the sheets actually fresh? My imagination went WILD. But, to their credit, I did see staff diligently cleaning areas. They even said to me they were doing more frequently in common areas. But that hair… shudders. Daily disinfection in common areas? Supposedly. Staff trained in safety protocol? Fingers crossed.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Buffet Blues and Poolside Dreams
Alright, the breakfast situation… Let’s just call it "functional." Breakfast [buffet]? Yes. Asian breakfast? Well, one morning they did have some fried rice which, let's be honest, saved me. It was the kind of breakfast that fills you up without exciting you. The coffee? Weak. The juice? Probably from concentrate. But hey, at least it was free, right? There was also the Poolside Bar. I pictured myself sipping a margarita in the sun. What I got was a few tables. I went in April, but the weather was too chilly for the pool, I guess. No margarita. Maybe next time.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Spa That Wasn't Really a Spa and the Pool with a View (of the Parking Lot)
Okay, this is where things get a little… disappointing. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes. Beautiful, right? Nope. It was a bit underwhelming. You weren't technically getting a view. More like facing a parking lot. Not quite the tropical oasis they implied. As for the spa? Don't even get me started! I saw spa, sauna, and steamroom on the description and got visions of aromatherapy scents and relaxing massages. I’m talking full pampering. What I discovered was a fairly standard gym setup. The kind with a treadmill and a few free weights. No body scrubs, no body wraps, no foot baths, nada. Just a sad little steam room that looked like it hadn’t been used in years. This part of my 'escape' was a complete and utter let down.
Services & Conveniences: All the Basics, Plus a Few "Nice To Haves"
Car park [free of charge]?? Yes! That's a huge relief because parking on Long Island can be a nightmare. Airport transfer? Offered, but I didn't use it. Laundry service? Also available. Standard hotel stuff, really. They did provide a daily housekeeping service, which was nice. But after the hair incident, I was on high alert.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly, But…?
Family/child friendly? Seems so. I saw a few families. But I didn't notice anything specific geared towards kids. So, they allow kids, but don't have an actual kids’ club or anything.
Rooms: The Verdict
The non-smoking rooms are a must. The air conditioning worked. There was a desk. The bed was comfy enough. It was clean enough (except for the rogue hair!). The TV had enough channels to occupy a rainy afternoon. I mean, it was a room. No more, no less.
Getting Around: Easy Peazy
Car park [free of charge], Yes. No real complaints there. I didn't use the taxi service but saw it was an option.
The Emotional Whirlwind: Yay, Nay, Meh…
So, in conclusion? La Quinta Inn & Suites on Long Island… it’s… fine. It's not a disaster. It's not glorious. It's… a place to sleep. A place to park your car. A place to eat a barely-adequate breakfast. Maybe, just maybe, if I’d gotten a decent massage at the nonexistent spa, I'd have been more enthusiastic.
Did I "escape" to paradise? No. Did I get a decent deal? Probably. Would I recommend it? If you need a clean, accessible, and reasonably priced place to crash on Long Island, then yeah, sure. But lower your expectations a smidge. And bring your own spa kit. You can thank me later.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're diving headfirst into the swirling vortex of a weekend at the La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Islip – MacArthur Airport Hauppauge. Prepare for a ride – because honestly, that's what life is anyway, right?
La Quinta Lunacy: A Weekend Itinerary (Probably):
(Friday: The Arrival… and the Haze of Airport Anxiety)
- 4:00 PM - 4:30 PM: Land… Maybe. Okay, the plan is to land at MacArthur Airport. But let's be real, with the gods of air travel in charge, that's a suggestion, not a guarantee. I'm picturing a bumpy descent, the obligatory delayed luggage, and that weird, existential dread that creeps in when you're hurtling through the sky. Deep breaths, people. Deep breaths.
- 4:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Taxi Tango and the "Is That It?" Moment: Assuming we've survived the aerial assault, it's taxi time! Pray for a driver who knows where they're going and can handle the Long Island Expressway without inducing a full-blown panic attack. My stomach is doing this weird flip-flop thing. Maybe it’s the stress. Maybe it's the questionable airport coffee. Either way, I hope the La Quinta isn't too far.
- 5:00 PM - 5:30 PM: Check-in Chaos (and the Promise of Free Breakfast): Alright, here's the moment of truth. Am I getting the room I booked? Will it be a clean, non-haunted room? Did they actually read my "non-smoking, away from the elevator" request? The front desk attendant is a human, after all. And I'm hoping there's a friendly face. Oh, but free breakfast? YES. This is crucial. It's the fuel that keeps the weary traveler going.
- 5:30 PM - 6:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance and the Great Unpack: Okay, time to size up the digs. Is the AC blasting arctic air or wheezing like an asthmatic grandpa? Does the TV actually work? (My personal barometer for a good hotel experience.) Then, the ritual unpacking begins. I am a messy packer, so it's like a bomb went off in my suitcase. Everything gets flung onto the available surfaces. It’s a ritual. There is probably nothing to do about it.
- 7:00 PM - 9:30 PM: Dinner Fiasco & the Quest For Decent Thai Food: I need food. And I need it now. The hotel restaurant options are… well, let's just say they're not exactly Michelin-star material. Time to venture out. Google tells me there’s a Thai place about a 10-minute drive away. Now, I love Thai food. But the reviews are mixed. Fingers crossed it’s not one of those "authentic" places where the "spice level" translates to "setting your mouth on fire." Pray for me.
- 9:30 PM - Bedtime: TV, Doom-Scrolling, and the Existential Dread Returns: Back in the room (hopefully with leftovers). Time to vegetate. Flick through the channels. Curse the lack of decent movies on demand. Doom-scroll through social media only adding to my anxiety. "Is this all life is?" I ask myself. Then I set the alarm for the morning. It's a new day. Or is it?
(Saturday: Exploration (Maybe), and the Eternal Struggle for Caffeine)
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Free Breakfast Battlefield: Okay, this is it. The moment of truth. The free breakfast buffet. A glorious spectacle of questionable eggs, sad-looking pastries, and coffee that borders on motor oil. But hey, it's free. Gotta get that sweet, sweet value. Gotta fight the other guests for the last waffle. The stakes are high.
- 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "Exploration" Attempt (and the Curse of the GPS): The plan is to explore the local area. Maybe hit up a park, or a local market, or something… productive. But let's be honest, the allure of the hotel bed is strong. And the thought of dealing with Long Island traffic? Shudder. I will probably get lost. The GPS is my worst enemy, and I am not sure why I use it at all.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Shopping and the Art of the Impulse Buy: I may or may not head to the stores. Because I am me. And you know what? Good for me. I am doing exactly what I want. And I deserve it.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and the Quest for a Decent Burger: The hunt for a proper burger (with fries of course). No sad patties, no dry buns. This is a serious undertaking.
- Afternoon: The Unexpected Detour – And the Beautiful Mess of Serendipity: Okay, this is where things get interesting. Maybe, just maybe, I'll stumble upon something I didn't plan for. A hidden bookstore? A quirky local brewery? A weird art gallery with a performance piece you won’t understand, but makes you feel something? That’s the charm of travel, isn’t it? The unplanned, unexpected detours. The beautiful mess of it all. Now, if only I could remember to actually do something other than sit in the hotel room.
- Evening: Back to the La Quinta, and the Netflix Abyss: After the day's adventures (or lack thereof), it's back to the La Quinta. Pizza delivery is the only acceptable option. Netflix, a bottle of water and the sweet release of mindless entertainment.
- Late Night: Sleepless Night and the Hotel's Hum: The AC will kick in and out. Something will drip. The other guests will return from whatever their Long Island adventures were. Sweet, sweet sleep? Probably not.
(Sunday: The Departure (and the Lingering Smell of… Something?)
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Re-Enacting the Breakfast Battle: Another round of free breakfast, another chance to snag that coveted waffle. Will there be more coffee? Because lord knows, I need it.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The Packing Crisis (Version 2.0): Remember the unpacking chaos from Friday? Now it's time for the re-packing chaos. Except this time, I have to get everything back in the suitcase. This is where the real Tetris skills come in.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Checkout and the Lingering Question of "What Was That Smell?": The final confrontation with the front desk. Did I leave anything behind? Was there a mysterious smell in my room I never quite identified? (Mold? Old pizza? Unspecified hotel funk?) And most importantly, did I get a decent complimentary coffee?
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Farewell MacArthur (and the Hope for Smooth Skies): Taxi to the airport. The same anxieties as Friday, except heightened by the knowledge of impending home. The journey that awaits for my return!
- 11:00 AM - Departure: Flight Home (and the Post-Trip Blues): The plane takes off. And I realize – this tiny trip was all I had for the moment.
There you have it. My probable (and probably messy) journey through the La Quinta and the surrounding environs. Remember, there are no guarantees, only possibilities. And the hope of at least one good laugh along the way. Happy travels (or, you know, just travel).
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Escape to Long Island: La Quinta Inn & Suites - Yeah, But Is It REALLY A Deal? (And Should You Even Bother?)
Okay, so "Unbeatable Deals" – is La Quinta really that cheap for Long Island? My wallet's screaming.
What's the *actual* quality like? Is it a total dive? I've been burned by budget hotels before...
What about the free breakfast? Is it actually worth getting out of bed for? Or just an excuse to eat carbs?
Location, location, location! How convenient is La Quinta for exploring Long Island? I *hate* driving for hours.
Okay, let's talk parking. Parking can be a NIGHTMARE. Is it free? Is it a circus?
Are there any hidden fees to watch out for? Like, "resort fees" or other sneaky add-ons? Because those REALLY grind my gears.
So, worst case scenario? What's been your *personal* La Quinta Long Island experience? Give me the dirt.


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