Hershey's Chocolate Heaven: Your Courtyard Escape Awaits!
Hershey's Chocolate Heaven: A Rambling Review - Sweet Dreams or Bitter Bites?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (or, you know, the chocolate chips) on Hershey's Chocolate Heaven: Your Courtyard Escape Awaits! I've just survived, I mean experienced, this place, and let me tell you, it's a complicated love affair. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because honestly, I'm still unpacking all the cocoa-induced vibes.
First Impressions: The Sweet Smell of…Sanitization? (and Maybe Chocolate)
Pulling up, the first thing that hit me wasn't the promised courtyard escape, but a very efficient-looking security guard and a healthy dose of hand sanitizer. Gotta love the times we live in, right? The accessibility was decent, thankfully – ramps, an elevator, though I didn't get to test the full wheelchair experience, thankfully. The exterior corridor reminded me of a less-glamorous motel, I had to admit. It's a start.
Cleanliness & Safety – My OCD Approved (Mostly)
Let's get the practical stuff out of the way first. In these pandemic-ridden times, cleanliness is paramount. And Hershey's Chocolate Heaven really leans into it. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Double check. They've got sterilizing equipment, for crying out loud! It's almost too clean…like, I might have accidentally sneezed in the hallway just to see if anyone noticed.
They also offer room sanitization opt-out, a smart move. And the hand sanitizer stations? Everywhere. Everywhere! I guess it's a good thing.
The Room: Where My Inner Child (and My Need for Blackout Curtains) Rejoiced
Okay, the rooms themselves? I was in a non-smoking room (thank the heavens). The blackout curtains were HEAVENLY. Pure, sweet, sleep-inducing heaven. Essential. The complimentary tea was a nice touch, and the free bottled water was welcome after the hand-sanitizer shower. The Wi-Fi [free] was…well, it worked. Let's just say it wasn't the super fast, mind-blowing internet.
The extra long bed was a godsend. I felt like a queen sprawled out! The soundproofing was also pretty good – kept out most of the courtyard shenanigans. There was the usual desk, a safe box, a mini-bar, and a refrigerator. Basic, but functional. Now, let’s not forget the mirror and hair dryer. The bathroom was decent too, I had a shower and a bathtub.
The Food: Chocolate Overload (and Some Surprising Wins!)
Here’s where things get interesting. "Hershey's Chocolate Heaven" implies…well, you get it. And they deliver. I had their breakfast [buffet] and while the Asian breakfast was definitely present with the Asian cuisine in restaurant, the main event was the chocolate fountain and a dessert bar. I'm talking chocolate EVERYTHING. Chocolate croissants, chocolate pancakes, chocolate-covered…everything. I may or may not have eaten an entire chocolate eclair. My doctor would not approve.
They also had a vegetarian restaurant with salads in restaurant and while i'm not one, they looked tempting. The Western breakfast was also appealing with Western cuisine in restaurant . And let's not forget the Coffee shop which offered a fantastic coffee/tea in restaurant. There you can find a desserts in restaurant and even a soup in restaurant.
The poolside bar was tempting but mostly empty, and I have to say, the service at the restaurant was a little…slow. I swear, I sat there for a solid twenty minutes waiting for my coffee. They should definitely improve the system.
Spa & Relaxation: Massage Me (But Not Literally…Yet?)
Alright, now for the fun part. Spa/sauna? Check. Massage? They offer it! I indulged in a massage. It was heavenly. Maybe a bit too quiet. I could barely hear the music, I did enjoy the **body scrub, *Body wrap*, the *sauna*, and the *steamroom*. I'm not really a sauna person. The *pool with view* was really great and I enjoyed the swimming pool very, very much. I also appreciated the foot bath.
Honestly, I think being in the fitness center after eating so much chocolate was the best thing to do.
Things to Do (Besides Eat Chocolate): The Courtyard “Escape”
This is what sold me on the name. The actual courtyard was lovely, with lots of greenery and cute little…things. If I had the time, I would have tried the bicycle parking.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They had a concierge who was genuinely helpful. The luggage storage was great. Laundry service and dry cleaning – always a plus. They also had a gift/souvenir shop, which, let's be honest, is a disaster waiting to happen when you're already in a chocolate-induced sugar coma. In the end I didn't buy anything, I was too busy.
For the Kids: Did I Mention the Chocolate?
I didn't bring any kids, but they have Kids facilities and a Babysitting service. So, if your kids like chocolate…they'll be in heaven.
Getting Around: Uber or Bust (Kidding…Mostly)
They offer an airport transfer which is great.
The Verdict: Sweet with a Hint of…Meh?
Look, Hershey's Chocolate Heaven is a decent hotel. The cleanliness is top-notch, the chocolate is abundant, the spa is lovely, and the courtyard is quite nice. However, the service can be a little hit-or-miss, and it's not the most exciting or innovative place I've ever stayed. It's a solid choice if you're looking for a clean, comfortable, and chocolate-filled escape. But don't expect groundbreaking experiences.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Get ready for a Hershey trip that's less "smooth itinerary" and more "slightly-caffeinated rollercoaster ride of chocolate and questionable decisions." This is my attempt to navigate… well, me, in Hershey. Deep breaths. Let's do this.
Courtyard Hershey Chocolate Avenue – My Hershey Odyssey (A Slightly Unhinged Travelogue)
Day 1: Arrival & Chocolate Euphoria (or, My First Encounter with a Reese's Cup, and Chaos)
1:00 PM - Arrival at Hershey, PA (and the overwhelming smell of… CHOCOLATE!)
Alright, hitting the ground running (or, more accurately, wobbling out of the car after a four-hour drive fuelled by questionable gas station coffee). The Courthouse Hershey Chocolate Avenue is… well, it looks like a Courtyard. Clean, functional, the usual. But the smell… Good Lord. It's like being hugged by a giant, warm, delicious cloud of cocoa. My inner child (who is, let's be honest, very much not a child) is practically weeping with joy. First impressions: Hershey is… a lot.
- Anecdote: My GPS, God bless it, decided to reroute me through a series of backroads that, for a moment, had me questioning my life choices. I swear I saw a scarecrow wink at me. It was either the scarecrow, or the sheer exhaustion. I’m going with the scarecrow.
1:30 PM - Check-in & Room Recon: Standard, the bed looks comfy, but first things first, unpack. I have a deep-seated desire to make any hotel room feel like a home base because travel anxiety. My room is on the third floor, right above the hotel pool I'm sure I'll never use. This is the first sign that this trip will be a disappointment.
2:00 PM - Hershey's Chocolate World – The Gateway Drug
Okay. This is it. This is the whole reason I'm here. The free Chocolate Tour ride. The promise of a Hershey's Kiss at the end. I'm buzzing. I'm giddy. I'm ready to ride. The ride is fine, informative, and I'm already a bit sick of the chocolate song. I'm going for the free chocolate. I get my Hershey's Kiss, I enjoy it. But then, disaster struck. The moment that will forever be etched in my memory as "The Reese's Cup Incident." I saw it. The colossal, glorious, Reese's Cup. I had to have it. I may have aggressively elbowed a small child (apologies, little Timmy). I tore open the wrapper…and promptly dropped it. On the floor.
- Quirky Observation: The sheer number of people in Hershey with chocolate smeared on their faces is truly a sight to behold. It's like a cocoa-colored pandemic.
- Emotional Reaction: Anguish. Utter, chocolate-covered anguish. I seriously considered crying. I mean, it was a Reese's Cup! It's like dropping a priceless diamond. A delicious, peanut-buttery, diamond.
- Opinion: Hershey's Chocolate World, while fun, is also a masterclass in consumerism. They know their target audience (me), and they are merciless. I'm already $50 lighter, and it's only been three hours.
3:30 PM - Recovering from Trauma I need a breather from the onslaught of sugar and… well disappointment. I take my time to get myself together.
4:00 PM - Checking out the Hotel Hot Tub Alright, it isn't the best, but it is good. I don't spend more than an hour, and I don't take pictures (unlike other people). I head back to my hotel room.
6:00 PM - Dinner at The Hotel Restaurant (I forgot the name):
Mediocre. Inoffensive. Completely forgettable. The chicken was dry, the service was slow. Sigh. I should have grabbed a burger from the gas station. But the wine was (relatively) inexpensive, and I needed it.
- Rambling: I keep wondering if I should have booked a different hotel. Or maybe, if I should have just stayed home? Am I, the hotel itself, or America as a whole, the problem? Then, I take another sip of wine, and it feels fine.
8:00 PM - Evening Chocolate Consumption (aka, Denial and Self-Loathing)
Back in the room. My bag is full of chocolate. Mini Hershey bars, Reese's pieces, Kit Kats. I'm a walking, talking sugar coma waiting to happen. I'm going to regret this in the morning. And yet… I eat another mini Hershey bar. And another. And another. Goodnight, world!
Day 2: Rides, Regrets, and a Slightly Unpleasant Water Park (and Maybe, Just Maybe, a Moment of Genuine Joy)
8:00 AM: Wake up and realize my stomach is a warzone: It begins. I'm a chocolate fiend. I'm a chocolate fiend.
9:00 AM - Hershey Park – Let the Ride Begin (and the Queues… and the Existential Dread)
Alright, I am so very glad I got the Fast Pass. The lines are INSANE. I spend a good chunk of the morning riding rollercoasters. I scream on the Skyrush, I get mildly sick on the Comet, and I probably lose a year of my life with each loop-de-loop.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The anticipation. The fear. The adrenaline rush of those first few seconds. Yes, it's terrifying. Yes, I love it.
12:00 AM - Lunch at a Concession Stand:
The food is overpriced and greasy. But it is sustenance.
1:00 PM - The Water Park Experience (aka, the Day I Questioned Humanity)
I went to the water park. It was crowded. Children were screaming. Water was splashed everywhere. There's only so much that I can say about the water park.
4:00 PM - Back to the Hotel: The Chocolate Withdrawal Begins
I'm already feeling the comedown. The sugar buzz is fading. The emptiness is creeping in. I desperately need a nap. Maybe a double Reese's Cup hit.
6:00 PM - Dinner:
I'm going to try to eat something with vegetables. But I doubt it. Hopefully, my stomach is still functional.
7:00 PM - More Chocolate
It's dark. I need the dark. I'm going in.
8:00 PM - Reflection (with a side of Netflix)
Okay, It's been a day. A rollercoaster (literally and figuratively). I'm tired. But I also had moments of genuine joy. Moments when I remembered why I love to travel. That small, fleeting moment of… connection. That's what keeps me going. And maybe, just maybe, a small bag of Hershey's Kisses. Good night Hershey!
Day 3: Departure – Survived! (Maybe?)
9:00 AM - Breakfast:
Eggs. Oatmeal. Coffee. The healthiest meal I've consumed in three days.
10 AM - Final Chocolate Purchases:
Gotta stock up for the ride home. I could never stay away.
11:00 AM - Check-Out:
Goodbye, Courtyard Hershey Chocolate Avenue! Thanks for the memories (and the chocolate-induced haze).
11:30 AM - The Long Drive Home… and the Post-Hershey Blues
The world slowly comes back into focus. I wonder if there's a decent coffee shop on the way. I'm already planning my next trip.
This is my slightly unhinged, wonderfully messy, and hopefully, relatable Hershey experience. Remember, travel isn't always perfect. Sometimes, it's a little bit chaotic, a little bit chocolate-covered, and a whole lot of fun. Now, if you'll excuse me, I hear a Reese's Cup calling my name…
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Hershey's Chocolate Heaven: Your Courtyard Escape - FAQs... (and Maybe Some Rants!)
What *exactly* is "Hershey's Chocolate Heaven: Your Courtyard Escape"? Sounds... sweet.
Okay, so picture this: you're craving chocolate, like, *bad*. But not just any chocolate. You want that *Hershey's* level of sweet, nostalgic goodness. And then, BAM! This...place...apparently exists. It's supposed to be a "courtyard escape," which sounds fancy, I guess. Honestly, haven't been yet, but the brochure, (yes, I *actually* picked up a brochure, judging me much?) talks about themed rooms, chocolate fountains (ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!), and this whole immersive experience. Sounds... potentially amazing. Or, potentially a sugar-fueled train wreck. We'll see, won't we? I'm leaning towards the amazing side...mostly because of the fountain.
How do I even *get* to this "Chocolate Heaven"? Location, location, location!
Alright, so the brochure *finally* clues us in on that vital piece of info. It's located... (drumroll please) ...I still don't know the address. Okay, fine, I will admit: I have been slacking here. But I *swear* I’ll get the address before the day is up! I mean, who goes to a chocolate-themed place without knowing where it is? (Don't answer that). I swear, it feels like some kind of hidden gem thing. The website, if I am not wrong, mentions something like that. I should probably check that website, huh? Anyway, my bad. Currently, the location is still a mystery and a good excuse to go hunting!
Is it family-friendly? I'm thinking of bringing the kids (and potentially my spouse... if they're on good behavior).
Okay, here's the deal. The brochure *hints* at kid-friendliness. There's a mention of "interactive zones" and... (deep breath) ...chocolate-themed activities! Like, actual *activities* that might keep the little monsters from, you know, just running wild. But also, think about all that chocolate! Kids and chocolate? It could be a recipe for pure joy... or a complete meltdown of epic proportions. My own kids are a mixed bag. One minute they're angels, the next they're trying to scale the living room curtains. So, consider your own situation. If your spouse can handle the sugar rush, go for it!
What kind of chocolate is involved?! Are we talking Hershey's Kisses, or something a little more... gourmet?
This is the golden question, isn't it? The brochure is intentionally vague, the sneaky devils! It promises "a celebration of all things Hershey's." Now, that could mean anything. Kisses, bars, Reese's Pieces... the possibilities (and my blood sugar levels) are already skyrocketing just thinking about it. My gut tells me, we’re mostly sticking to the classics. Which is fine! Fine and wonderful even! Imagine a fountain of actual melted Hershey's chocolate. Dipping strawberries, marshmallows, maybe even... pretzel rods? Oh dear god, I need to sit down. I think I'm already getting a sugar rush just by *anticipating* all the options.
Is it worth the price? (Because let's be real, chocolate ain't cheap).
Pricing? Ah, the eternal question. The website, which I now have open, *does* mention different packages. Entry-level… (sigh) …which I am sure will be the least exciting. Then the middle range… which will probably still be on the expensive side, but hopefully include more chocolate. And then, the "VIP Experience"! I can’t even imagine what luxury that might entail. Chocolate massages? (Okay, maybe I'm getting carried away). The brochure doesn't list prices, which already makes me wary. It's a gamble. Does the joy of Hershey's chocolate outweigh the inevitable hit to your wallet? Honestly... probably. But let's wait and see the actual pricings. I mean, if it's ridiculously expensive I’m out. Unless the VIP experience involves a chocolate enema. (Just kidding… mostly).
What if I'm allergic to chocolate? Is this place a cruel, delicious joke?
Oh. My. God. That’s an awful thought. Let's pause for a moment to reflect on the utter injustice of a chocolate allergy. I am so sorry. I haven't seen any mention of allergen-friendly options, so I have absolutely no idea. The website might say something about dietary restrictions, but I'm too distracted by the *potential* chocolate to check. Maybe there are some non-chocolate treats? (I doubt it). I'd recommend checking the website/calling ahead if you have any allergies. This is a serious concern, people! Don't go and get sick!
Are there any hidden fees or sneaky upcharges? I hate those.
Hidden fees? Oh, the bane of my existence! Honestly, the brochure doesn't mention them. But let’s be real, this is… an attraction. There will probably be *something*. Like "exclusive souvenir photos," or charging extra for the good chocolate sprinkles. Or, God forbid, "chocolate-themed activities" that cost extra, I have a bad feeling about the whole thing. I'll be sure to update with a full report, including the extent of their sneaky tactics. Wish me luck. I might need it.
I'm a massive Hershey's fan. What's the one thing you *really* want to experience there - and what are you dreading?
Okay, here’s my unfiltered chocolate-obsessed soul talking. What I *really* want? The chocolate fountain. I want to stand there, dipping everything in sight, and probably making a complete fool of myself. Actually, I already feel like a fool just thinking about it. I am also secretly hoping for a giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. That would be the pinnacle of my existence. What am I dreading? The crowds. And the thought of running out of chocolate. I’m also dreading the sugar crash that's going to hit me like a ton of bricks. And the potential indignity of having to share the chocolate fountain. I'm a giver, but I’m a selfish giver when it comes to chocolate. And the potential for disappointment. Is it going to live up to my ridiculously high expectations? Probably not. But I'm going anyway! Because... chocolate. And maybe I will be disappointed, but I better be disappointed covered in chocolate!
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