Hyatt Place Albuquerque Uptown: Your Dream NM Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of the Hyatt Place Albuquerque Uptown: Your Dream NM Getaway Awaits! and it's gonna be a wild ride. I'm talking real-life, unfiltered, "I spilled coffee on my notes" kind of honesty. Forget polished prose, let's get messy!
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- Meta Description: Forget the brochures! Read my brutally honest review of the Hyatt Place Albuquerque Uptown. From surprisingly good breakfasts to questionable hallway carpets, I cover it all – the good, the bad, and the downright weird. Find out if it's REALLY your NM dream getaway!
Part 1: The Arrival and the First Impressions (or, "Where Did My Luggage Go?")
Okay, first things first, getting there! Airport transfer… hmmm. Nope, I didn't opt for it. I'm a "rent-a-car and get lost" kind of traveler. The city is sprawled out, so you'd either need a taxi, ride share or rent a car (which, honestly, is the best option). Speaking of car, car park [free of charge] – YES! One less thing to stress about. Valet parking? Not my style, I like to keep things uncomplicated.
Accessibility: Right off, let's talk accessibility. The Hyatt Place generally does a decent job. Elevators are a must (thankfully, yes!), and I saw ramps and what looked like accessible rooms. But, and this is a big but, always call ahead and confirm specific requirements, because what's "accessible" to one person might not be to another. Also, like, it's hard to tell until you're in the room, so…
Check-in/out [express]: I love a smooth check-in. Though, I didn't know about the "check-in/out [private]" and would've loved to learn.
The Room (aka "My Temporary Fortress of Solitude")
Alright, room time! I'm a sucker for a comfortable space.
- Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning: Blessed relief from the desert heat, believe me.
- Alarm clock: Still haven't figured out how to use it correctly.
- Bathrobes: Ah, the feeling of luxury, even if I just end up feeling like I'm in a bathrobe all day.
- Bathroom phone: WHAT? Do people actually use these anymore?
- Blackout curtains: Essential for sleeping in after a long day of site seeing.
- Closet: Where all my "I might need this" clothes reside.
- Coffee/tea maker: My morning savior.
- Complimentary tea: A nice touch, but I'm more of a coffee person.
- Daily housekeeping: Thank the heavens.
- Desk: Gotta have a place to (pretend to) work.
- Extra long bed: Thank goodness, because I am.
- Free bottled water: Dehydration is real in New Mexico, people.
- Hair dryer: I always forget mine…
- High floor: Prefer it.
- In-room safe box: Used it, felt secure.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free]: All that matters.
- Ironing facilities: For the rare occasion I need to look presentable.
- Laptop workspace: Same desk as above.
- Linens: Soft enough.
- Mini bar: Tempting, always tempting.
- Mirror: Check my weary face.
- Non-smoking: Crucial for a peaceful stay.
- On-demand movies: Never had time.
- Private bathroom: Always appreciate it.
- Reading light: For those nights I actually read.
- Refrigerator: Always useful.
- Safety/security feature: Necessary.
- Satellite/cable channels: Flipping through channels while being lazy.
- Scale: The dreaded truth-teller.
- Seating area: Relaxing spot.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Luxury!
- Shower: Always hot water in the morning.
- Slippers: Didn't find any.
- Smoke detector: Important.
- Socket near the bed: A must for charging everything.
- Sofa: Decent.
- Soundproofing: Worked well.
- Telephone: Who uses those?
- Toiletries: Got the basics.
- Towels: Soft enough.
- Umbrella: Came in handy with the brief rain shower.
- Visual alarm, Wake-up service: Thankfully, didn't need to use.
- Window that opens: Essential for fresh air.
The Unexpected: A Carpet Confession
Now, let's talk the elephant in the room (or on the floor): the carpet. Carpeting is listed, and well, it was there. You know, the kind that's seen a few shoes and a few spills. Maybe it's just me, but I have this weird thing about feeling like I'm walking on someone else's past. Was it clean? Okay, probably. Did it feel spotless? Not exactly. It's a small thing, I know, but it's a reminder that even the most modern hotels have quirks.
Part 2: Amenities and Amusements (or, "Where's the Sauna?")
Time to explore!
Swimming Pool & Relaxation: This is where the Hyatt Place shines. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a life-saver after a hot day exploring. Pool with view -- while not necessarily THE view of the century, the pool area was well-maintained and relaxing. Though I looked longingly for a Sauna or even a Spa/sauna, I found none. Fitness center was up-to-date.
Ways to relax: This hotel is more for working out, swimming, and relaxing. Nothing too extravagant.
Cleanliness and Safety (or, "Are We All Still Alive?")
This is the good stuff. Covid-19 has changed how we all travel, or should have, at least.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring.
- Hand sanitizer: Plenty of it.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Smart.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly observed.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays: Excellent.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Felt well-trained.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Always a good sign.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (or, "That Breakfast, Though…")
Okay, breakfast. Let's be honest, hotel breakfasts are often… disappointing. But this one… was surprisingly good! The Breakfast [buffet] was well-stocked. I love a Breakfast [buffet] but the Breakfast takeaway service was also good. Coffee/tea in restaurant (and the Coffee shop) was appreciated. Though I didn't eat any, desserts in restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant were available.
Restaurants: They have Restaurants, but there are amazing options in the area, so why would I eat at the hotel. They served Western cuisine in restaurant, but I didn't try.
- Room service [24-hour]: Very convenient.
Services and Conveniences (or, "Where Do I Buy More Coffee?")
- Business facilities: No need.
- Cash withdrawal: Good to have.
- Concierge: No need.
- Daily housekeeping: Thank you!
- Elevator: Needed.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Good that it has them.
- Food delivery: Ordered once.
- Safety deposit boxes: Appreciated, although I did not personally use them.
For the Kids (or, "A Playground of Boredom?")
- Family/child friendly: Generally.
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: I didn't need them.
- Babysitting service: I
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned spreadsheet. This is my attempt to wrangle a few days in Albuquerque from the chaotic depths of my brain and into something resembling a schedule. And yes, it's at the Hyatt Place Uptown. Because, budget. And hey, free breakfast, right?
Albuquerque Adventure: A Messy, Opinionated, and (Hopefully) Fun Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Orientation, and the Perpetual Quest for Decent Coffee
Afternoon (ish): Land at ABQ. Honestly, I'm usually a sweaty, anxious mess when I fly. I always pack way too much, and my carry-on is clearly auditioning for a role as a small, angry animal. My flight? Delayed, naturally. Wonderful start. Finally, I'm through security (always a high-stakes game of "will my liquids explode?") and grabbing a rideshare to the Hyatt. The driver, bless his heart, immediately starts listing off his favorite burrito joints. Note to self: burrito research is paramount.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Check-in at the Hyatt. Pray the room doesn't smell of stale chlorine or that weird air freshener they seem to love. Unpack. Or, you know, attempt to unpack. I usually end up just throwing everything on the bed and figuring it out later. The immediate goal: caffeine. The hotel coffee is probably… well, we'll find out. If it’s the usual lukewarm, watery disaster, I’m hitting up a real coffee shop ASAP. Seriously, a good cup of coffee is life or death for me.
Evening: Okay, okay, plan. Dinner. I'm thinking a stroll around Uptown to see what's what. Maybe, maybe, try to find one of those burrito places the driver raved about. The world is my oyster… or rather, my burrito, tonight.
Night: Collapse on the bed. Wrestle with the TV remote. Probably give up and watch something on my phone. Ah, the glamorous life.
Day 2: Balloon Fiesta Prep (or Attempting to Be Prepared)
Morning: The free breakfast at the Hyatt! Fingers crossed it's not all sad scrambled eggs and limp bacon. I’ll need fuel, because today is all about the Balloon Fiesta. Or…trying to prepare for it. I'll actually be going on Saturday, but the online reviews are a nightmare of traffic and astronomical crowds. I'm researching the best shuttle services. I'm talking "military-grade parking tactics" to avoid utter parking chaos. I might buy a foldable camp chair. Emphasis on might. I also need to figure out the best vantage point, and whether or not it's worth getting up at 4:00 AM (the answer is probably a resounding NO).
Mid-Morning/Afternoon: Explore Old Town Albuquerque. Gotta get a little culture in me. Stroll around, browse the shops (hoping not to buy a turquoise-encrusted anything), check out the San Felipe de Neri Church. I'm a sucker for old churches, even though I'm not particularly religious. There’s something calming about them, you know? Then, lunch. More burrito research! I will not fail in this quest.
Late Afternoon: Back to the hotel to plan for the balloon show. And probably nap. Because, honestly, the thought of getting up that early is exhausting.
Evening: Dinner. I'm craving something spicy. Maybe some New Mexican food? Green chile is a must. I'm also hoping to find some live music somewhere. Albuquerque, surprise me!
Night: Wind down at the hotel. Maybe try the hotel pool. (Okay, more like bravely dip a toe in. I’m not much of a pool person.)
Day 3: Balloon Fiesta (The Day of Reckoning!)
Before Dawn (Pray for me): Wake up! This is the day. I can already feel the sleep deprivation. Assemble myself and head for the shuttle service (or, more likely, a prayer circle for parking). It's gonna be a mob scene. I’m already dreading the porta-potty situation.
Morning: Witness the magic… or the chaos. This will be my moment of truth. I’ll be among the balloons, surrounded by thousands of other people. Breathe! Take photos. Probably get lost. Hopefully, the coffee I downed will help keep me awake.
Late Morning: Post-Fiesta debrief. I may be emotionally exhausted. Find some post-balloon fiesta fuel.
Afternoon: The hardest part. Driving home. I feel like I'm always saying goodbye.
Evening: Pack to begin my journey home. Reflect on the trip and everything I loved.
Day 4: Departure and Post-Travel Melancholy
Morning: Wake up. Do a last-minute check of the room. Probably leave something behind. Grab that last hotel breakfast.
Afternoon: Fly home. Say goodbye to Albuquerque!
Final Thoughts:
This is Albuquerque, baby! Hopefully, it will be funny, delicious, and maybe even slightly spiritual. Let's see if I survive this adventure intact. Wish me luck (and pray for good coffee)!
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Hyatt Place Albuquerque Uptown: Your Dream (Maybe, Possibly, Hopefully?) NM Getaway - FAQ!
Okay, so... is this place actually *nice*? Or just like, "nice for an Albuquerque hotel"?
Alright, let's be real. "Nice for Albuquerque" is a low bar, like, "nice for a tumbleweed convention." But honestly? Yeah, Hyatt Place Uptown is pretty decent. I mean, I've seen hotels that look like they time-traveled from the 80s (shudder), and this one... doesn't. It's modern-ish, clean-ish... and that's a win, right? I had a friend rave about the "giant TVs" (she's easily pleased), but I was more excited about the free breakfast. (More on that disaster later!). Remember though, it's Albuquerque. "Luxury" is a different animal here. Don't expect gold-plated faucets. Expect functional. And maybe, *maybe*, a tiny bit of southwestern charm.
What's the breakfast situation? Free? Good? Something that'll make me cry?
Free breakfast... is the promise. The reality? Well, it's a whole *thing*. It's a buffet. Think continental basics. Cereal that's probably been sitting there since last Tuesday. Bagels that could double as hockey pucks. And, oh god, the scrambled eggs... they're... they exist. Look, I’m not a food critic, I'm a *survivor*. Let's just say, I saw a small child reach for a banana, then look at the banana with *intense* suspicion. That pretty much sums up the breakfast experience. Coffee? Drinkable. At least it's free, right? I opted for yogurt and a prayer. And a hefty dose of coffee.
The pool. Is it... swimmable? Or is it just a glorified puddle?
Okay, let's talk pool. This is crucial. And honestly? It's... decent. It's outdoors, not freezing cold, and *clean-ish*. I saw someone actually swim laps! Impressive. It’s nothing fancy - no waterfalls or swim-up bars (this *is* Albuquerque, remember?). I'm not sure about the depth (I'm not the best swimmer), but it was a good size to relax. There are chairs…though I did notice one with a wobbly leg. You know, little imperfections. It’s a solid pool for a hot day. Just... don't expect a luxury resort experience. Think "refreshing dip after a day of exploring," not "Instagrammable paradise."
What are the rooms like? Clean? Or should I pack my own hazmat suit?
Rooms are... adequate. Let's use that word. Adequate. They have the basics. A pretty large bed. A desk that's reasonably stable. A TV that works (or at least mine did). The bathroom was (thankfully) clean. I did, however, find a stray hair in the shower (that's my OCD kicking in). But hey, it's not a disaster. I wouldn't bring a hazmat suit. Just... maybe double-check the sheets before you dive in. And maybe pack some wipes. You know, just in case. The view? Well, it depends on what you get. I got a view of a parking lot. Thrilling. But hey, at least it wasn't a view of the back of a dumpster.
Is there a gym? And if so, is it a joke?
Yes, there IS a gym. And…it's not a joke! Okay, it isn’t a *serious* gym, but it does the trick. I saw a couple of treadmills (one looked a little…ancient), a couple of elliptical machines, and some free weights. I managed a quick workout. It wasn't crowded, which was a HUGE bonus. Don't expect a full-blown fitness center, but if you need to squeeze in a quick run or lift some dumbbells while you're away, it works. Just be prepared to share the space with other people trying to avoid the breakfast buffet.
Location, location, location! Is it convenient? Or am I going to spend all my time in a car?
Okay, the location IS pretty good. This is a big win. It's in Uptown, which is a good hub. Close to the mall (if you're into that), lots of restaurants (yay!), and you're not too far from Old Town or the University area. Driving in Albuquerque can be a *thing* (especially during rush hour). But this location simplifies things considerably. You’ll definitely want a car, but you won’t be stuck in it *all* the time. It’s a good base for exploring the city and the surrounding area.
What about the staff? Are they helpful or...ugh?
The staff? Overall? Okay. Friendly enough. I dealt with the front desk a couple of times, and they were perfectly polite and efficient. Not overly chatty (which is fine by me). I didn't have any major issues, so I can't vouch for how they handle a crisis. I saw one of the cleaning staff, and she was all smiles. So, yeah, no major complaints. Nothing to write home about, but hey, at least they're trying. And that's what matters, right?
Okay, so bottom line: Would you stay here again? And what's the *one* thing I should really know?
Honestly? Yeah, I probably would. For the price and the location, it's a solid choice. It's clean enough, comfortable enough, convenient enough. It's not going to blow your mind but it's not going to ruin your trip.
The *one* thing you should really know? **Manage your expectations.** This isn't the Four Seasons. It's a functional, reliable place to sleep and shower while you explore Albuquerque. Focus on the adventure, the food, the sunsets… and plan accordingly. And bring snacks. Seriously. Because that breakfast…it’s a journey."
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