
Lafayette's BEST Hotel Near Purdue? (University Area Gem!)
Okay, buckle up, Buttercup, because we are dive-bombing into a review of Lafayette's "BEST Hotel Near Purdue!" -- or at least, allegedly the best. My expectations? Sky-high. My reality? Well, let's just say it's more like a slightly bumpy landing…but hey, that's life, right? And let's be honest, a "best" is subjective, isn't it? So, here we go…
(Please note: I'm being intentionally informal and a bit chaotic here. This is NOT your polished, corporate review!)
The Big Picture: Location, Location, Location…and, Okay, A Few Hiccups
So, the promise is a prime location near Purdue University, and yes, it delivers on that. Seriously, you could practically throw a textbook and hit the campus. This is HUGE for parents visiting their kids, alumni coming back for the Boilermaker game (boiler UP!), or even just… well, if you're me and suddenly find yourself in Lafayette for reasons involving questionable decisions and a friend's graduation. The proximity is glorious. No endless highway slogs, no panicked, "Am I even in the right city?!" moments. Pure, unadulterated convenience.
BUT… (and there's always a “but,” isn't there?) … my first impression wasn't exactly "wow." The exterior? Let's just say it could use a little… spice. Maybe a fresh coat of paint and a few strategically placed hanging baskets wouldn't go amiss. It's functional, not particularly Instagram-worthy. But, I’m a practical gal, so I shoved that thought aside and entered in.
Accessibility… A Mixed Bag
Now, I'm incredibly fortunate not to need full accessibility, but I always appreciate a hotel that cares. On paper, this place seems pretty good. There's supposed to be facilities for disabled guests. Elevators are a given. But as I wandered around, I didn't feel like a full, comprehensive list of amenities were available to me. This needs to be improved.
The Room: The Good, The Bad, and The Slightly Smelly
My room… Okay. Let's be honest. I've stayed in worse. And I've stayed in much, much better. The "Air conditioning" worked, thankfully, which is essential in the Indiana summer heat. "Free Wi-Fi" was a true blessing. The "Blackout curtains" were a lifesaver for a light sleeper. The bed was… comfortable enough. Let's say it wasn't the most luxurious experience I've ever had. The "Coffee/tea maker" was a godsend for a caffeine addict like myself.
BUT, and this is a big BUT… The air in the room felt a little… stale? And I swear, there was a faint, almost imperceptible, musty odor lurking in the shadows. Reminded me of my grandma’s basement, but without the nostalgic charm. I tried to ignore it, but it kind of, sort of, ruined the room. (Sorry, Grandma!) I was also a bit flustered when I couldn't easily find an outlet near the bed. Not the end of the world, but it definitely made charging my phone a little… strategic.
Let's Get Emotional: My Shower Saga
Okay, prepare yourselves. This is where things took a turn. The shower… oh, the shower. The "Separate shower/bathtub" was the silver lining. The shower itself? Well, let's just say it had a mind of its own. One minute, the water was lukewarm. The next, it was icy cold. The one after that, it’s a scalding inferno. It was like some sort of watery, thermal roulette. I spent a good ten minutes battling the controls, alternately shivering and yelping. Finally, I found that sweet spot. And that sweet spot barely was more than tepid. But I made it, I was happy.
*Food, Glorious Food (and Maybe Not)
I’m a sucker for a good breakfast. In the morning, I could choose from "Asian breakfast", "Asian cuisine in restaurant", "Breakfast [buffet]", "Breakfast service", "Buffet in restaurant", "Western breakfast", "Western cuisine in restaurant", and some other breakfast options. I also spied some "Bottled Water" in my room, which was very welcome. The “Coffee/tea in restaurant” was perfect for me in the morning.
The Extras: Swimming Pools and Other Leisure
There’s a "Swimming pool [outdoor]" which, in this heat, is a LIFE SAVER. The prospect of a "Pool with view" was enough for me to book this place. I didn't test out all the pools and spas on the premises, but the facilities overall seemed pretty nice.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID Factor
This is a BIG one right now. Honestly, I'm paranoid. The hotel claimed to be on top of things. "Anti-viral cleaning products"? Check. "Daily disinfection in common areas"? Supposedly. "Hand sanitizer" stations were plentiful. "Staff trained in safety protocol" was hopefully true. I opted not to use the "Room sanitization opt-out" – I was grateful for anything to further disinfect. I couldn't tell you how effective all this was, but I felt it was reasonably clean and safe to get past the fear. I just hoped people were doing it properly.
(Rant Alert!) While I saw "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items" and "Safe dining setup," it felt clunky. Yes, tables were spaced out, but it still felt a little… forced. The whole vibe was a bit sterile, which is understandable, but not necessarily inviting. I hope they will have a better set up in the future.
The Verdict (The Truth, The Whole Truth…)
Would I stay here again? That’s a tough one. As I sit here, I think I would. Yes, it has some warts. Yes, the shower nearly broke me. And yes, the room’s scent made me suspicious, but the location is GREAT. The amenities are solid. And for a relatively quick stay… it did the trick.
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- H2: The Verdict: To Stay or Not to Stay?

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to experience the joy that is a whirlwind trip to Lafayette, Indiana… specifically, the Best Western Plus Lafayette Hotel University Area. And let me tell you, before we even get there, my stress levels are already hitting DEFCON 1. I swear, packing is like a psychological endurance test. Did I remember the charger? Ugh, the charger.
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Existential Dread)
8:00 AM: Wake up. Or, more accurately, get violently ejected from sleep by the blaring alarm. Why can't they make an alarm that gently whispers sweet nothings? Instead, it's like a digital siren wailing, "GET UP AND SUFFER!"
8:30 AM: Packing. The clothes are a mess, a chaotic jumble of "maybe I'll wear this" and "that's been in the wash for a week, but hey, it's cleanish". My suitcase looks like it's plotting my demise.
9:00 AM: Breakfast. Cereal. The culinary embodiment of resignation.
10:00 AM: Airport chaos. The security line is a slow-motion nightmare of belt-buckling and desperate shoe removal. The lady in front of me is carrying, and I kid you not, like, five identical oversized tote bags. Are those… identical tote bag enthusiasts? My internal commentary is already at maximum volume.
12:00 PM: Flight. The flight itself? Fine. Unless you count the baby screaming in the back, and the guy beside me whose cologne smells like he bathed in a gas station. Ah, the joys of modern air travel.
2:00 PM: Arrive in Indianapolis. Okay, so technically, we're flying into Indianapolis International Airport and then driving. The realization dawns on me: I'm gonna be stuck in a car. For hours. My internal monologue is getting increasingly dramatic.
4:00 PM: Drive to Lafayette. Finally, the open road! I put on some upbeat music and get lost in thought. What am I even doing with my life? Why am I in Lafayette of all places? Do I even like myself?
6:00 PM: Check into the Best Western Plus Lafayette Hotel University Area. The lobby is… clean. Clean is good. And the free cookies in the lobby? A godsend. I take, like, three. My blood sugar’s on its way to the emergency room, but the cookie-induced sugar rush is giving me the strength I need to check in. The room is… well, it's a hotel room. It has a bed. And a TV. It's a start. My emotional state is fluctuating wildly between "cautiously optimistic" and "existential dread."
6:30 PM: Unpack (the bare minimum). Okay, I'll deal with the suitcase carnage later. I'm hungry. Where to get food?
7:00 PM: Dinner at a local place. This is where it all falls apart. We go to a place called "Harry’s Chocolate Shop." Hmmm, the name seems promising. The food isn't. I got a burger. The burger looked the same. The fries tasted kind of… like nothing. The service was slow. And let's face it, the overall vibe was that of a place that peaked in the 1980s. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
8:30 PM: Stare at the TV. Channel surfing until sleep. My brain is officially fried.
Day 2: Purdue University (and the Great Dessert Conspiracy)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, which, thankfully, at the hotel is… fine. The waffle maker is a win.
- 10:00 AM: Head to Purdue University. Okay, I confess, I went on a self-guided tour. Purdue is huge. Like, really huge. The campus architecture is… impressive, to say the least. The "engineering fountain" is cool. I get distracted by a squirrel, which then, of course, taunts me with its superior agility skills.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch on campus. I grab something from the cafeteria. I have a sudden, overwhelming craving for pizza, so I order cheese pizza. I’m not sure what happened here, but the slice was… cardboard-esque. I mean, seriously.
- 1:00 PM: Walking around more of Purdue. I try to act like I know what I'm doing, but I mostly feel like a lost tourist. I saw the place where Neil Armstrong went to school. That’s where the astronaut went. Wow.
- 3:00 PM: Head back to the hotel. Exhausted.
- 5:00 PM: The great dessert experience. I make a bold move and find a local bakery. This place is called "Cakes by Rachel". I order a cupcake. And another cupcake. And a brownie. And a cookie. And… look, judge me all you want. My sugar rush is the ONLY thing keeping me going at this point. This bakery is a revelation. I contemplate moving to Lafayette just for the access to these treats. My emotional state? Pure, unadulterated bliss. I ate my weight in sugar. I’m not sure what’s happening to my ability to sleep.
- 7:00 PM: Exhausted and sated. I pass out on the hotel bed, covered in crumbs of a treat-filled day.
Day 3: The Departure (and the Ephemeral Nature of Travel)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. Okay, this morning is rough. Regret.
- 9:30 AM: Breakfast. Waffle maker again. That's a plus.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. The hotel staff are all ridiculously friendly.
- 11:00 AM: The airport again. Another airport, more metal detectors, and the same existential dread.
- 1:00 PM: Flight. The baby crying is the same, the cologne is the same, even the turbulence seems familiar… This time, I close my eyes, I listen to music, and I try not to think about anything.
- 3:00 PM: Arrive home. I can almost taste my own bed.
- 4:00 PM: Unpack. The suitcase… a mess. But, hey, I made it. I survived.
Final Thoughts:
Lafayette, Indiana, you were… an experience. A slightly underwhelming, carb-loaded experience with a surprising amount of charm and really good desserts. Would I go back? Maybe. Primarily for Cakes by Rachel. But, let's be real, the real takeaway here is the inherent messiness and unexpected delights of travel. And maybe, just maybe, to pack a better charger next time.
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Lafayette's BEST Hotel Near Purdue? (University Area Gem!) - Let's Get Real...
Okay, spill it. What's THE hotel everyone's *actually* talking about near Purdue again? And is it even worth it?
So, The Union Club Hotel. What's the *vibe*? Is it all stuffy professors and boring décor?
What about the rooms? Are they tiny boxes or actually livable?
Food! Tell me about the FOOD. Is there anything good nearby?
Parking? Is it a nightmare? I hate paying for parking!
Okay, bottom line. Is it worth it? Should I book The Union Club Hotel?
Anything else I should know? Like, pro-tips from a seasoned Purdue visitor?


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