
Corpus Christi Getaway: Your Home Away From Home at Hawthorn Extended Stay!
Corpus Christi Getaway: My Hawthorn Extended Stay Diary – A Review (with all the messy bits!)
Okay, folks, buckle up. I'm back from my "home away from home" at Hawthorn Extended Stay in Corpus Christi, and honestly? It's a journey. This isn't your polished, PR-approved hotel review. This is my brain dump, sprinkled with a healthy dose of reality and a few too many exclamation points. Consider this less a review and more a digital diary entry, filled with all the good, the bad, and the surprisingly (and slightly worrying) obsession with the in-room coffee maker.
Accessibility & (Maybe) a Slight Sense of Chaos
First things first: the accessibility. They mention facilities for disabled guests, which is a good start. However, reading the fine print (and my own observations) suggests more "present" than "perfect." There is an elevator, which is fantastic, but navigating the hallways felt like a mild obstacle course sometimes, especially with my luggage. I didn't personally require full wheelchair accessibility, thank goodness, but I'd recommend calling ahead and getting the specifics. You know, the real specifics.
The Internet: A Love-Hate Story
Alright, let's talk internet. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Yes! Hallelujah! Except… sometimes it just… wasn't. I mean, most of the time it played nice, and I even managed to stream a few (okay, maybe dozen) episodes of… well, let's just say it was quality television. But there were moments of excruciating lag. Cruciating. Felt like dial-up all over again. They do offer LAN access, which I didn't bother with (who uses LAN anymore?!), but maybe that's the true secret sauce if you need reliable connection. And, hey, Wi-Fi in public areas! That’s useful, though how often am I really hanging out there? I'd rather be slumped on the bed with a bag of chips and a dodgy Wi-Fi signal, thank you very much.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Edition
Okay, major props for taking things seriously in the COVID era. They seem to be doing everything to sanitize. Anti-viral cleaning? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check. Individually-wrapped food options (more on that later…)? Triple-check! I actually felt pretty damn safe (mostly). The staff wear masks, which is always a good sign, and there’s hand sanitizer everywhere – even in the elevator! I did opt out of room sanitization. I mean, I'm trusting them, but still felt it was kinda creepy.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (An Emotional Rollercoaster)
Now, the food. Ah, the food. This is where things get… complicated. Let's start with what they don't have, which is anything on-site in the way of restaurants, lounges or bars. You're on your own, folks, which is a bummer if you are arriving late or just want a quick drink.
Breakfast? Well, the breakfast service seems to exist, but not in the traditional sense. I'm pretty sure it was a grab-and-go situation. Expect a pre-packaged muffin and a seemingly endless supply of instant coffee. Asian breakfast? Nope. Buffet? Absolutely not. Think "survival" mode, not "culinary experience." Honestly, the whole breakfast situation was a bit of a downer. But… and here's a confession… I became obsessed with that little in-room coffee maker. It was my daily ritual, my morning savior. I'm talking a full-blown relationship. At first, it was desperation: "Please, coffee machine, just work!" Then it became love.
Services and Conveniences: The Small Things That Matter (And Sometimes Don’t)
The service, in general, was… fine. The front desk was staffed 24/7, which is reassuring. Daily housekeeping was a plus. They have laundry service, which is convenient, and a convenience store, selling the forgotten essentials (like, you know, chips). I did, however, miss a concierge. I couldn't help but feel I was on my own to figure everything out.
For the Kids: I Can't Say Much. I'm Childless.
They mention "Family/child friendly" and "Babysitting service," which is great if you're traveling with little ones. But… I wasn't. My experience remained, sadly, un-kid-friendly. I'm not the person for that feedback.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (or Just Survive)
Okay, here we go again. They boast a "fitness center." I could see it, like, a tiny, windowless room with some ancient machines. No pool. No spa. No sauna. No massage. No pool with a view. Listen, I just wanted a reasonably priced room, close to the beach. I was not expecting an opulent spa retreat, but the lack of options felt a bit… barren. Still, the beach wasn't far, so I just did the best I could.
Room Details: My Personal Oasis (with a Few Quirks)
The room itself? Okay, let's get into the weeds, the real trenches of hotel-room minutiae, because you know I'm a dedicated reviewer with nothing but time on my hands. The air conditioning? Worked like a charm. Blackout curtains? Essential for avoiding the Texas sun. The bed was comfortable. The bathroom was clean (thank God!). The hairdryer? Powerful enough to combat the humidity. But… and this is a big but… the lighting was… dim. Really dim. I had to practically squint to read at night. Also, there were lots of sockets near the bed. Like, an excessive amount! I counted seven! I'd say it's a hotel room. It's functional. It's not luxurious, and definitely not trying to be.
Getting Around: Navigating Corpus Christi
They offer airport transfer, as well as taxi service. I appreciated that. But I had my own car, so I focused on the free parking! That's key. I got there on a good time.
Final Verdict: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Obsessive
So, would I recommend the Hawthorn Extended Stay in Corpus Christi? It depends. If you're looking for luxury, this ain't it. If you are looking for a basic, clean, and reasonably priced place to crash, it works. I did find myself getting attached to the place, despite its quirks. It was, in my own way, a home away from home. Just bring your own coffee, and maybe a brighter reading lamp. And, if you do visit, please, for the love of all that is holy, check the Wi-Fi!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Corpus Christi adventure, Hawthorn Extended Stay style. This ain't your perfectly curated Instagram feed, folks. This is REAL. This is… me, with a slightly questionable itinerary and a whole lotta caffeine coursing through my veins.
The Hawthorn Extended Stay Pilgrimage: My Corpus Christi Catastrophe (and maybe some fun)
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic (aka, "Where's the freaking ice machine?")
- 14:00: Arrive at Hawthorn. First impressions? Okay, it’s… clean. A bit sterile, but clean. The signage is, uh, efficient. The parking lot looks like a graveyard of beat-up minivans and suspiciously shiny SUVs. I immediately make a mental note: avoid eye contact with the guy in the lifted truck.
- 14:15: Check-in. The woman at the front desk, bless her weary soul, seems to have seen a thousand tourists just like me. I fumble for my ID, my sunglasses nearly falling off my face. "Room key, sir," she says, like she's delivering a death sentence. (I swear, that woman’s been through some stuff.)
- 14:30: Room assessment. Alright, the bed looks comfy. The TV? Probably too complicated for my post-travel brain. The mini-fridge better be working because I need immediate access to cold water. (Anxiety intensifies. The ice machine - where IS it? I'm melting!) The view? Well, it's the parking lot. Romantic, no?
- 15:00: Quest for the ice machine. Seriously, where is this blessed machine? I wander the halls, feeling like a lost explorer. Find it! Victory! It's dispensing questionable-looking cubes, but hey, it's ice. I should've brought a thermos. Rookie mistake.
- 15:30: Unpack. This is where the messy part begins. Clothes everywhere. Toiletries strewn across the bathroom counter. My travel pillow somehow ended up on the floor. It's organized chaos, I swear!
- 16:00: Decide to venture out for a snack. The vending machine is… well, it’s a vending machine. But it has chips! And then I realize I’m missing my wallet, and I'm starting to sweat a little more.
- 16:30: Deep Breath. Wallet found (thank GOD). Snack procured. This is the life.
- 17:00: Contemplate dinner options. Fast food is calling my name, but I feel a touch ashamed. Maybe something… local?
Day 2: Beach Bumming & Regret (aka, "Sunburn is a Bitch")
- 07:00: Wake up with a start. (Why do hotel beds always feel like they’re swallowing you whole?) Sun's already blazing. Coffee is imperative
- 08:00: Breakfast attempt. The "complimentary" breakfast is… well, let's be kind and call it "basic." Cereal, dry muffins, and coffee that tastes like it was brewed through a dirty sock. I should've hit the grocery store.
- 08:30: Pack for the beach! Sunscreen, check. Towel, check. Beach chair… uh oh. I don't have a beach chair. Amateur move.
- 09:00: Head to North Beach! The drive is… scenic? Okay, it's highway. But the promise of the ocean is enough.
- 09:30: Arrive at the beach. Finally! The sand is hot, the sun is relentless, and the water looks… actually pretty inviting.
- 09:45: Find a spot. Set up camp. Apply half of the sunscreen (I always underestimate the power of the sun, I swear).
- 10:00 - 14:00: BEACH BLISS! Swimming, sunbathing, people-watching (the best sport). I see a guy build a sandcastle bigger than his kid. It was impressive, I give him that. Laughing fits in the waves, the ocean is amazing! Pure, unadulterated joy. But maybe I should have reapplied sunscreen…
- 14:00: Sunburn sets in. My face is now a beautiful shade of lobster. My shoulders? Well, let's just say I'm considering wearing a full-body wetsuit for the rest of the trip.
- 15:00: Seek shade, and frantically hydrate. The beach has turned from heaven to a fiery hellscape.
- 16:00: The drive back to the extended stay. Every bump in the road is a new torture. Swear there's a heat storm, and I need a shower.
- 17:00: A lukewarm shower sounds as bad as it is.
- 18:00: Dinner? I should just go back to the vending machine at this point.
Day 3: Exploration and the Search for Redemption (aka, “Maybe this trip ISN’T a complete disaster…yet”)
- 08:00: Back to breakfast. (Oh, the humanity.)
- 09:00: Plan for the day. Decided I needed some culture, but my body screams a resounding NO. But I'm determined!
- 10:00: The Texas State Aquarium! (Avoiding direct sunlight like it's the plague). It's actually pretty cool. The dolphins are impressive, the sharks are…shark-y. I love seeing them do tricks, and the tanks feel huge. It’s a nice distraction from the burning on my shoulders.
- 11:00: Stroll through the USS Lexington (more shade!). I am stunned by the sheer size. It's a floating city! The historical exhibits are insightful, and I appreciate the stories.
- 13:00: Lunch. Find a small cafe. The food isn’t the best, but then again, my expectations are pretty low at this point. But it is edible.
- 14:00: Back to Hawthorn, to assess the damage and plan for tomorrow.
- 16:00: Another lukewarm shower (still).
- 17:00: A good friend comes to the extended stay and we order a pizza. (Now we're talking!). It's the best thing that's happened all week.
- 19:00: A good night with a good friend
- 21:00: Bedtime.
Day 4: Departure & Reflections (aka, "I need a vacation from my vacation")
- 07:00: Final breakfast (I can almost taste the desperation).
- 08:00: Pack. Pray everything fits.
- 09:00: Check-out. Say a final "goodbye" to the weary woman at the front desk.
- 09:30: Drive away from the Hawthorn Extended Stay.
- 10.00: My final thoughts on this adventure. Yes, I got sunburned. Yes, I spent too much time searching for ice. But, I saw some things, ate some questionable food, and survived. Would I come back? Maybe. With a better sunscreen regimen and a map of the ice machine situation. And hey, I've got stories now, right? And isn't that the point?
This is the truth. It's messy, it's flawed, and it's mine. And even with its imperfections, I wouldn’t trade it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to Google "best sunburn remedies."
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