Sheridan Hotel Telluride: Unforgettable Luxury in the Colorado Rockies

New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

Sheridan Hotel Telluride: Unforgettable Luxury in the Colorado Rockies

Sheridan Hotel Telluride: Where Luxury Meets Altitude Sickness (and Sometimes, a Little Chaos) - A Review That's Real

Okay, so you want the lowdown on the Sheridan Hotel Telluride? Buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your cookie-cutter hotel review. This is the unfiltered truth, seasoned with a healthy dose of altitude-induced dizziness. Because let's be honest, Telluride is breathtaking, but it can also leave you feeling like you’ve been running a marathon in a spacesuit.

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First Impressions: That "Wow" Factor, Followed by "Where's My Luggage?"

The Sheridan Hotel, right in the heart of Telluride, screams “high-end.” Picture this: you step out of the airport transfer (yes, thankfully airport transfer is on offer, a godsend after that flight!) and boom! Luxury. The lobby is all polished wood, roaring fireplaces (perfect for warming those toes, and maybe a tear or two from the sheer beauty), and that classic Colorado lodge vibe. They open doors for you, smile genuinely (mostly!), and the check-in process? Smooth as silk… mostly. I say mostly because, well, my luggage decided to take an extended vacation in Denver. Not the hotel's fault, BUT… the concierge, bless their hearts, were amazing. They helped me track it down, offered me a toothbrush/shampoo care package, and even managed to wrangle a replacement pair of hiking boots from a local shop. Talk about service! Definitely a huge win for their concierge and luggage storage options.

Accessibility: A Sigh of Relief, Mostly.

For those needing it, accessibility is clearly a priority. They hit the mark on a lot of fronts. Elevator access to all floors, facilities for disabled guests are clearly in place. The check-in/out [express] option is brilliant, especially if you're struggling with altitude. The wheelchair-accessible amenities are evident and appreciated.

Then Comes the Good Stuff: Relaxation and Rejuvenation (with a Side of Altitude Woes)

Let's talk relaxation. They've got a full arsenal:

  • The Spa: This place is AMAZING. The spa/sauna, steamroom, and sauna are seriously heaven-sent after a day of skiing (or just breathing in the thin air). I spent a glorious hour in the Body wrap session and felt like a new person. That massage was pure bliss. They use some incredible products, and the therapists are top-notch.
  • The Pool: Now, the swimming pool [outdoor] with pool with view is gorgeous. Picture this: snow-capped mountains in the background, the crisp mountain air against your skin, and a perfectly heated pool to soak in. Absolutely magical. Just remember to pace yourself at altitude. I may or may not have overdone it on the laps and ended up feeling a bit faint… live and learn, right?
  • Fitness Center: They have a well-equipped Gym/fitness with all the essentials.

Rooms: Plush, Practical, and Pretty Darn Comfortable

The rooms are genuinely lovely. I opted for a room with mountain views and it was worth every penny. My Air conditioning worked like a charm (thank goodness!), the Blackout curtains were perfect for those early morning wake-up calls from the sun, and the Bathrobes were ridiculously soft. The Bed was so comfy, a perfect place to get enough rest. The room I choose was a Non-smoking room. The mini bar was stocked with tempting treats (and, thankfully, plenty of water to combat the dryness of the altitude). Free bottled water is also a nice touch. Daily housekeeping kept everything spotless.

  • Wi-Fi: The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a big plus (and reliable!). The Internet access - wireless is a big comfort for checking emails or enjoying a movie on demand.
  • Details, Details: Things like hair dryer, in-room safe box, and coffee/tea maker make a big difference.

Dining & Drinking: Fueling the Adventure (and Soothing the Altitude Hangover)

  • Restaurants: The Sheridan Hotel boasts multiple Restaurants. The availability of Asian cuisine in restaurant and Asian breakfast options, which included Coffee/tea in restaurant, are a great touch.
  • Bar: The Bar is a cozy spot for a pre-dinner cocktail or a nightcap. Poolside bar is too tempting.
  • Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] is extensive, with pretty much everything your heart desires. The Western breakfast is a great choice to start off the day. There's also Coffee shop - perfect for a quick caffeine fix.
  • Room Service: The Room service [24-hour] menu is extensive, a saving grace after a long day on the slopes, or if you’re just feeling lazy (no judgment here!).

Cleanliness & Safety: Peace of Mind in a Pandemic World

The hotel takes cleanliness seriously. The Daily disinfection in common areas, Room sanitization opt-out available, and Anti-viral cleaning products are all reassuring. They also boast Staff trained in safety protocol and Hand sanitizer stations are readily available.

Services & Conveniences: Above and Beyond

  • Concierge: The Concierge service is genuinely helpful, from booking activities to arranging transportation.
  • Business Facilities: If you need to work, they have you covered with Internet [LAN], Business facilities, and Meetings spaces.
  • For the Kids: They offer Babysitting service and Kids meal options.
  • Other Perks: Car park [free of charge] is a bonus (parking in Telluride can be a nightmare!), and the Laundry service and Dry cleaning are greatly appreciated after a day of adventuring.

The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Honesty is the Best Policy)

  • Altitude Adjustments: Look, it's Telluride. Be prepared to feel some altitude effects. The hotel can't control Mother Nature, but they do provide oxygen and water. Use them.
  • Price: This is a luxury hotel. It's not cheap. But, in my humble opinion, the quality of the experience justifies the cost.
  • Minor Hiccups: There were a couple of minor glitches. The elevator got a little crowded during peak times (a minor annoyance, easily forgiven). A few staff members could be a little more enthusiastic.

Final Verdict: Absolutely Recommended (with a Few Caveats)

The Sheridan Hotel Telluride is a truly special place. It's luxurious, comfortable, well-located, and the staff generally go above and beyond. The spa is phenomenal, the views are jaw-dropping, and the overall experience is one that will stay with you.

Just remember to hydrate, take it easy on the first day, and embrace the occasional bout of altitude sickness. You'll be just fine.

Would I go back? Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Just maybe with an extra bottle of water and a few extra days to acclimate!

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New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary ain't your grandma's perfectly-planned trip. This is the "I-woke-up-at-3-AM-because-I-thought-I-left-the-iron-on-and-then-ate-a-bagel-at-4-AM-while-contemplating-the-meaning-of-life" kind of itinerary. We're rough, we're raw, and we are GOING to Telluride. Specifically, The New Sheridan Hotel. Let's do this. Telluride: A Love Letter (and a Few Gripes) to a Mountain Town

Day 1: Arrival, Altitude, and the Agony of Packing (or, Why Did I Bring So Much?)

  • Morning (or whenever I stumble out of bed, really):
    • The Descent: Arrive in Telluride. The flight in was a bit hairy. Someone kept kicking my seat (pet peeve!) and I forgot my noise-canceling headphones. Bless the mountains, though; the views, even through the turbulence, were spectacular. Seriously, breathtaking. Made me feel like I deserved an award for surviving.
      • Arrival at New Sheridan: Ugh, the drive from the airport was way longer than I anticipated. The New Sheridan… oh, the grand old dame. The lobby is gorgeous. But, for the love of all that is holy, finding the elevators! It's a treasure hunt in itself. I swear I wandered through a hallway that led to the hotel's museum exhibit before I finally stumbled on those brass-clad beauties.
        • Check-in: Okay, so there's this delightful little hitch. My room (which I'm still not sure why I booked the one with the balcony) isn't ready. Time to embrace the mountains and walk around while waiting.
  • Afternoon (or "Lunch-and-Regret-the-Lack-of-Oxygen" O'Clock):
    • Altitude Adjustment (or, "Why Am I Out of Breath Walking Uphill?"): First, a warning: Telluride is high. High high. Like, high enough that a leisurely stroll down the street feels like a marathon. Take it slow, people! Drink water like it's going out of style. I learned that lesson the hard way.
    • Lunch at (TBD): Okay, so I was starving. I had to find some fuel. I've heard talk about a place called "The Butcher & Baker." That place had to be on my side. But also not sure of the place would be too expensive or if I would actually like it. I'll decide in the moment.
    • More Walking Around: Okay, so, the town is charming, even if I keep feeling like I'm going to pass out. The shops are adorable and oh-so-expensive. (I swear I saw a scarf for the price of my rent back home.) I window-shopped, pretending I could afford anything inside. Note to self: win the lottery immediately.
    • Finally, the Room!: After hours of waiting and wandering (and almost collapsing), I snagged the key to my room. Sweet, sweet relief. Now, the real work begins: unpacking. Which means staring at everything I brought and wondering if I really needed that sequined evening clutch. (The answer is always no.)
  • Evening (or "Sunset and Mild Panic"):
    • Aperol Spritz? (Or Two?): Okay, I need a drink after that unpacking ordeal. There are some nice bars in the hotel. I hear the New Sheridan bar is the place to be. Time to find happiness.
    • Dinner, Dilemma and More: Dinner: I'll probably end up eating alone. But, if the world is on my side, I'll pick up some new friends. Maybe. I will check out the options and see if anything is good enough to spend money on.
    • Early Night (or "Whispering Sweet Nothings to My Pillows"): Altitude, travel, and the sheer beauty of Telluride is exhausting. I will head to bed early. Sleep. That's the best.

Day 2: Gondolas, Grit, and Gratitude (and a Near-Disaster Involving a Ski Lift)

  • Morning (or "I-Woke-Up-Feeling-Actually-Good"):
    • Coffee Ritual: Hit the coffee shop. Good coffee is essential, my friends. That, and the promise of a croissant.
    • Gondola Time!: The famous gondola is free! Seriously. Free! This is what I love. And. The views. Oh, the views. So I will be riding the gondola. Then maybe I will go again.
  • Afternoon (or "Trying-to-Look-Like-an-Adventurer"):
    • Lunch at (TBD): There are plenty of places that I can go get food at.
    • Finding Some Peace: Finding some time for mediation or peace. I'll have to keep it in mind.
  • Evening (or "Maybe-I'll-Actually-Do-Something-Fun"):
    • Dinner and Entertainment: I'll probably find a cute restaurant. Or end up in my hotel room. Maybe I'll get a massage.
    • Stargazing (or "Trying-Not-to-Fall-Over-in-the-Dark"): Telluride is pretty far from light pollution. Meaning the stars should be spectacular. I'll find a spot (maybe outside the hotel – although I will check if I can see them from the hotel balcony).

Day 3: Farewell, Frenzy, and a Fond Farewell (AKA The Great Escape)

  • Morning (or "The-Last-Meal-and-the-Beginning-of-the-End"):
    • Breakfast with a View: I decide on a quiet breakfast.
    • Last-Minute Shopping (or "Why-Did-I-Not-Buy-That-Scarf-Yesterday?"): Of course, I will have to revisit those shops.
  • Afternoon (or "The-Great-Getaway"):
    • Check-Out (or "The-Art-of-the-Thank-You"): I'll grab the front desk person.
    • Departure from Telluride:
      • Reflection: I will sit there, drink a coffee and think about my crazy adventure.

Odds and Ends (Because Life is Messy)

  • The New Sheridan Hotel: The history of the New Sheridan will definitely have to be explored. But I'll have to wander around and experience it first.
  • The People are the Best: The thing about travel? It's the people.
  • Regrets, I've Had a Few: The things I regret? Not buying that scarf. Not spending more time in the mountains.

Okay, friends, that's my Telluride trip. It's not going to be perfect. There will be moments of sheer joy and moments of utter frustration. It will be messy, honest, and I'll try to bring some fun. Now, wish me luck. And someone, please, remind me to pack better next time.

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New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United StatesOkay, buckle up, buttercup. This is going to be less "slick website copy" and more "me desperately trying to remember a time I didn't mess things up." Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable advice, and the occasional existential crisis. Here we go... ```html

So, like, what *is* this whole "thing" about... let's say, the dreaded "taxes"? (Ugh, just saying it makes me want to eat a whole bag of chips)

Alright, alright, let's get this over with. Taxes. It's like the ultimate adulting rite of passage, right? The government wants its cut of whatever dough you manage to wrangle. Generally, it's a percentage of your income that you *swear* you can't believe goes to pay the very roads you complain about. But hey, at least we have roads? (Sometimes. Okay, mostly potholes.) Seriously, it's the price of, well, *everything*. Schools, libraries, the *idea* of a functioning society. It's a pain, but it's also… necessary? I think? Don't quote me on that. My accountant calls it "revenue generation," which sounds fancier and less terrifying.

Okay, fine. But WHY do I have to pay them? It’s just like, the government taking my money! (Insert whiny voice here)

Look, I get it. That feeling of "they're just taking my hard-earned cash" is REAL. I remember one time, I was *positive* I was going to be rich and buy a pony. Then tax season hit. The Pony Dreams… well, they sort of, you know, disintegrated. Poof. Gone with the wind. But think of it this way: your taxes go towards a LOT of things that, if you're being honest, you actually *use*. From the fire department that saved your cat (true story, by the way) to the public parks where you occasionally, you know, *try* to exercise. And the military, which is *kinda* important? (Though, full disclosure, I have no idea *how* military stuff works. It's all a mystery to me). It's a system, a weird, complicated, often frustrating system. We could rant about the specifics for hours, but the best approach is just to understand it and hope you can use it to your best advantage.

What about those confusing tax forms? Seriously, the alphabet soup makes my brain hurt. Where do I even start?! I can't even find the right forms. Ugh.

Oh, the forms! Yes, I have spent embarrassing amounts of time staring blankly at those things, muttering under my breath. My advice? Don't be a hero. Seriously. Unless you *really* understand these things (and I, for one, most definitely don't), go for the easiest route. Start with the basics; what *is* your income? W-2s? 1099s? Oh, I always mix those up. And the deductions… standard or itemized? I once tried itemizing because I thought I could get a *massive* refund. Spoiler alert: I did not. It ended up being a whole afternoon of head-banging frustration, and I was almost in tears by the end. Learn from my mistakes! If you're confused and overwhelmed (which is totally normal), either use tax software (TurboTax, H&R Block – they're all pretty good and walk you through it) or – and this is a *crucial* piece of advice – HIRE A PROFESSIONAL. Seriously. They speak the language of taxes. They know the secrets. They might even have a pony. (Okay, that's a lie, but I'm still bitter about my pony). The cost of a CPA is WAY less than the potential cost of messing things up.

Deductions… Explain. In, like, simple words, because I don't think I grasp the concept. At all.

Okay, imagine your taxable income is like a pie. Deductions are like the delicious ingredients you get to *subtract* from that pie *before* the government takes its slice. They *reduce* your tax liability, effectively lowering the amount you owe. Standard deductions are a set amount everyone gets. Itemized deductions allow you to deduct certain expenses: medical bills, charitable donations, state and local taxes (SALT), mortgage interest… the rules are really specific though. If your itemized deductions are *higher* than the standard deduction, you get to use those instead. The first time I tried to claim a bunch of deductions because I was absolutely convinced I was some kind of financial wizard. Turns out, I'm not. I just ended up more confused, and I didn't actually get much back. I learned a valuable lesson that day: Don’t mess with itemizing without a good reason. It's complicated! And if you're not sure, always, always, ALWAYS ask for help. It's worth the money. I swear.

What if I owe taxes and can't pay them? (Panicked breathing) What do I DO?!

Okay, breathe. Deep breaths. This has happened to the best of us. Honestly. It's scary, but it's not the end of the world. The IRS (or your local tax authority) *wants* to be paid, but they also understand that people sometimes struggle. Ignoring the problem is the absolute *worst* thing you can do. Seriously. Don't even think about it. Contact them ASAP. You can:
  • Set up a payment plan. You can pay over time, which is a life-saver.
  • Request an Offer in Compromise (OIC). If you're really up against it they might compromise on the total tax owed.
The key is communication. Be honest. Be proactive. Don't bury your head in the sand. If you're behind, reach out to a tax professional for help navigating this terrifying situation. I once freaked out so badly about owing taxes that I hid in my apartment for three days. Don't do that. Get help!

How can I actually *save* money on taxes (legally, of course)? Because, I'd like to not give the government every single penny. Is it even possible?

Alright, now we’re talking! The golden question! Yes, you can absolutely save money on taxes (legally--I'm not trying to go to jail). Here are a few ideas, but *always* consult a tax professional to see what applies to your specific situation.
  • Contribute to a retirement account. Think 401(k)s and IRAs. The money you put in is often tax-deductible, and the earnings grow tax-deferred (or tax-free in the case of a Roth IRA). It's like hitting two birds with one stone: saving for retirement and potentially reducing your current tax bill!
  • Take advantage of tax credits. Unlike deductions, credits *directly* reduce the amount of tax you owe. Some credits are for education expenses, child care, and more. Research them!
  • Keep meticulous records. Receipts, receipts, receipts! If you can't *prove* it, you can't deduct it. I learned this the hard way after losing a bunch of receipts for business expenses and I really regretted it when I couldn't deduct them.
  • Consider self-employment. If you're self-employed, you can deduct business expenses like home office costs, vehicle expenses, and marketing costsCozy Stay Spot

    New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

    New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

    New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

    New Sheridan Hotel Telluride (CO) United States

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