Hinesville Getaway: Fort Stewart's Best-Kept Secret Hotel?
Hinesville Getaway: Fort Stewart's (Maybe Not So Secret) Secret Hotel - A Hilarious & Honest Review
Okay, so I just got back from a stay at the Hinesville Getaway. Based on the name alone, I pictured myself as the star of a low-budget action film ("Getaway" - starring ME!). But, the reality was… well, let’s just say it was a getaway. A real one. And I'm here to spill the tea, the coffee, and maybe even the lukewarm soup (more on that later).
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(Let's Dive In! The Good, The Bad, the Slightly Smelly)
First off, accessibility. BIG win. The wheelchair accessibility was actually pretty good. Ramps, elevators, the works. Felt genuinely designed for people with mobility issues, which is awesome. Kudos to them. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but it's important to me because it shows they’re actually thinking about everyone.
Internet Access: The Real MVP
Okay, let's talk Wi-Fi. "Free Wi-Fi in ALL ROOMS!" That's what the brochure screamed. And thank the heavens, because I needed it. I’m talking, this is the age of the internets, people. (Also, shoutout to the Internet [LAN] option! For the nostalgic among us.) The signal was… mostly reliable. There were a few times my video calls froze mid-sentence, and let me tell you, explaining to my boss why I looked like a pixelated potato wasn't fun. But hey, free is free, right? And I'm a bit of a digital hermit, so it was nice to have reliable Internet access even if the connection wasn't always amazing.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitization Station?
COVID-19 era, am I right? They were definitely trying to do the right things. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer galore. They even had room sanitization opt-out available if you’re one of those super-paranoid types. The staff wore masks, and there was an attempt at social distancing. Felt… mostly safe? Again, points for trying. I saw the cleaning staff, and they seemed thorough. But, did I see them every single day? Hmm… maybe not. Still, this is a plus.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Journey
Alright, let's get to the food! They had a restaurant (yeah!), but the menu was… let’s call it “eclectic.” Asian breakfast? Interesting. Western cuisine in restaurant? Fine. Here's where I'm starting to ramble. It was like they hit up a few different cookbooks and threw it all together. I'm thinking… maybe this is where the "secret" truly lies?
I opted for the breakfast buffet. Buffet in restaurant. Classic. The coffee was… coffee. I mean, it existed. The pastries? Pretty dry. There was, however, a decent selection of fruit. This is the part where I experienced the lukewarm soup. They had Soup in restaurant… one of the days. It wasn't great. I'm not going to lie. I am not the most adventurous eater.
The Poolside bar? It looked tempting! I was picturing myself, lounging, cocktail in hand. They had a Pool with view. I did not use the pool, so I can't rate it.
They offer room service [24-hour]. I did not use this. This is a mistake.
More on Food: Alternative arrangements
I was impressed that they offered vegetarian restaurant and made Alternative meal arrangement.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras
Okay, so air conditioning in public area? Absolutely. Essentials. The concierge was… okay. Helpful-ish. Doorman? Nope. But they did have a convenience store, which was a lifesaver for late-night snacks (because, remember, that buffet wasn't always doing it for me). Parking, (got the Free of charge) was plentiful.
Rooms: My Little Castle (or Cubicle?)
My room? It was… a room. Clean, mostly. Non-smoking (thank God, because I can't stand the smell). Had a refrigerator, a coffee/tea maker, and the all-important Wi-Fi [free]. The mirror was actually a good size, which I appreciated. Blackout curtains? Yes, please. The bed was… comfy enough. The towels? Soft. The shower had good water pressure, which is a BIG win in my book.
You know what they don't tell you in the brochure? The sound of the air conditioning. I swear, it sounded like a jet engine at times. And the occasional sounds from the hallway. Soundproof rooms? More like "Mostly Soundproof Rooms," let's be honest. But, overall, not bad.
Things to Do: Beyond the Hotel Walls
Hmm… Things to do… that's always a question isn't it. The hotel was a getaway, but a quiet one.
Ways to relax: There was a Spa. They had a sauna, steam room, massage. I wish I indulged in these. (I'm kicking myself, actually. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.)
There was a Fitness center, so you could get a sweat on. Gym/fitness.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
I didn't bring any kids, but the hotel seemed pretty family/child friendly. They had a babysitting service, which is always a plus. Although, personally, I prefer the "leave the kids at home" approach.
Getting Around: Navigating Hinesville
They offered Airport transfer, which I didn't use. They had Car park [free of charge], which was perfect. They also had a Taxi service. Overall, it wasn't too hard to get around.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Look, Hinesville Getaway is no Four Seasons. It's a solid, functional hotel. It does what it says on the tin (mostly). The staff are nice enough, the cleanliness is good, the accessibility is top-notch, and the Wi-Fi is… there. I can't call it amazing, nor can I call it horrible. It was just… functional.
Would I go back? Maybe. If I needed a functional place to stay near Fort Stewart, absolutely. If I were looking for luxurious pampering? Probably not. But it's a decent bet if you're looking for a Hinesville "getaway", even if it's not the most secret secret spot!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn’t your grandma’s meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to wrangle a weekend in Hinesville, Georgia, from the comfy confines of a Fairfield Inn & Suites. Let's get this show on the road!
The Hinesville Havoc: A Fairfield Inn & Suites Stream of Consciousness
Friday Evening: Arrival & Initial Shocks
4:17 PM: Landed at Savannah/Hilton Head International Airport. The rental car agency… let's just say they were thrilled to see me. Took a while to wrangle the SUV--it was more of a wrestling match, really. Now, the GPS… That's another story. It's got a serious vendetta against me, I swear. Kept trying to send me through cow pastures. (Are there even cow pastures around here?)
6:00 PM: Arrived, ALIVE, at the Fairfield Inn & Suites in Flemington. The front desk lady – bless her heart – seemed genuinely, maybe a little sadly, happy to see me. Checked in. Room… pretty standard. Beige. Like, a lot of beige. It's a beige wonderland. Not my ideal, but hey, at least the AC works.
6:45 PM: Dropped off bags and immediately decided I needed a burger. A serious burger. Found a place called "Wings & Things" (or something close to it). I need some simple comfort, and I’m leaning towards the wings anyway. The parking lot gives off "local" vibes immediately; so, great start.
7:30 PM: "Wings & Things" – Okay, the wings were… decent. The service? Let's just say slower than molasses in January. I could practically see the waitress contemplating her life choices. The onion rings were the MVP though, perfectly battered and crispy. I ate them all. No regrets.
8:30 PM: Back at the hotel. Crash course in navigating the TV remote. Found the channel with the "Real Housewives" marathons. Okay, things are looking up. I think I officially love this hotel room.
Saturday: History, Hangovers, and Hilarity (Hopefully)
8:00 AM (ish): Woke up… kind of. The hotel breakfast is a classic. I'll be honest, the scrambled eggs resemble something that was once an egg. But the coffee? Surprisingly good. Needed it. Ate as many little mini-muffins as possible. They were probably the best part.
9:30 AM: Fort Stewart – I thought I'd be impressed by the military base. I was impressed. Holy moly, it’s HUGE. Drove around. Saw tanks. Pretended I knew what I was looking at. Got a slight feeling of being intimidated, but in a good way? It was just… a lot to take in. Made me think of all those people who've dedicated their lives to service. It's quite moving, actually. I'm getting a little choked up, damn it.
11:00 AM: Downtown Hinesville (finally!) – Okay, this is a real small town. Super quaint. But… a little sparse. Found a cute antique store. Spent way too long looking at rusty metal things I have no place for. The shop owner was a sweet lady who smelled faintly of lavender and old books. She told me about the history of Hinesville. Listened politely, made some small talk, bought a kitschy postcard. Okay, now I’m an honorary local.
1:00 PM: Lunch at a diner. Decided against the "mystery meat special." Ordered a BLT. Was expecting something standard but it turned out to be pretty tasty. The waitress – a woman with a beehive hairdo and a smile that could melt glaciers – made me a coffee and kept the cup full. I asked her if she had seen the antique store and the postcard owner, she confirmed this and then offered a smile that could have also melted glaciers.
2:30 PM: More Fort Stewart. Just driving around. Realized I had no idea what I was doing. I think I am lost. Starting to get seriously hungry.
4:00 PM: Found a Mexican restaurant. Ordered a margarita. Actually, make that two. Okay, maybe three. I’m not sure if this is because I had an odd day but now I’m really feeling it. The chips and salsa were amazing, though.
7:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Regretting those margaritas. Ordered pizza. Watching more "Real Housewives". This is the life.
9:00 PM: Passed out.
Sunday: Saying Goodbye & Seeking Sanity
9:00 AM: Woke up, somewhat disoriented. Coffee. Lots of coffee. The eggs are looking slightly more appetizing today. Maybe it’s acceptance.
10:00 AM: Checked out. The sweet lady at the front desk actually remembered me. "Enjoy your drive, dear!" she said. I think I will.
10:30 AM: One last drive around town to grab some things to take back home.
11:30 AM: Headed back to the airport. Seriously, that GPS is still plotting against me.
1:00 PM: On the plane. Looking out the window, reflecting on my weekend of adventure. Hinesville. Flemington. It’s been a journey. Kind of messy. Kind of wonderful. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything. At least, not right now.
2:00 PM: Plane lands. Exhausted. But content. And already, secretly, planning my next adventure. Maybe I’ll bring a friend next time.
(Note: This itinerary is subject to change, spontaneous tangents, and the occasional existential crisis. Actual events may vary.)
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