
Salisbury's BEST Kept Secret? This Days Inn Will SHOCK You!
Salisbury's "Best Kept Secret"? Oh Boy, Let's Dive In! (Days Inn Review - Trust Me, It's a Ride)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to take a deep dive into the rollercoaster that is the Days Inn in Salisbury, North Carolina. And let me tell you, this isn't just a hotel review. It's a psychological experiment in expectations vs. reality. The title "Best Kept Secret" had me practically salivating. Secret spa treatments? Hidden Michelin-star dining? Okay, maybe I got a little carried away, but still, I was expecting something… more.
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Accessibility & Getting Around – The Foundation – (and Where We Start to See the Cracks)
Okay, let's be real. Accessibility is crucial. The Days Inn claims to offer facilities for disabled guests. Keyword: claims. While there’s an elevator (thank the Lord, no climbing), navigating the place felt a little… clunky. The pathways weren’t exactly screaming "wheelchair-friendly paradise." I'd give it a solid "C+". Needed more consistent ramps and maybe a touch less… clutter. Parking? Free, which is always a plus. Airport transfer? Didn’t see it advertised, so I'm assuming that's a no-go. Taxi service is available, however.
Cleanliness and Safety – The First Impression (and a Little Paranoia Kicks In)
This is where things got… interesting. They tout "professional-grade sanitizing services" and "rooms sanitized between stays." Okay, good. I can breathe. I need to breathe, especially after the drive. They also mentioned individually-wrapped food options. Thank God, it’s post-COVID, and knowing they're making an effort makes me feel good. The staff is supposedly trained in safety protocol. I had hoped for some sort of certificate on the front desk, but I didn't see one. So, I just had to…trust them. I'm one of those hotel-room-disinfecting-wipe-down-everything-before-I-touch-anything people. The room itself looked… generally clean. I mean, the sheets seemed crisp. But… the lingering smell of… something… was slightly… mysterious. Like a mix of cleaning chemicals and a faint whiff of… old socks? I don’t know. I’m not saying it was dirty, but it wasn't pristine either. A solid "B-."
Rooms and Amenities – The Good, The… Not-So-Good, and The "Wait, What Is That?"
Let's break it down.
- The Good: Free Wi-Fi (hallelujah!), air conditioning (essential), blackout curtains (needed!). A decent-sized TV with plenty of channels. They even had an alarm clock, though its function was a mystery to me.
- The Okay: The bed was… fine. Not a cloud, but not a concrete slab either. The bathroom was functional. The toiletries were the generic, hotel-issue kind.
- The "Wait, What Is That?": Mini-bar? Nope. Fridge? Yep, but empty. Seating area? Kinda. A chair and a desk that looked like they’d seen better days. The décor was… beige. Beige as far as the eye could see. I'm pretty sure my grandma's house had more personality. The “view” from my window? The parking lot. And part of the roof.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Gastronomic Adventure (or Lack Thereof)
Ah, the food. Now, this is where the "Best Kept Secret" tag really started to unravel. The Days Inn offered a continental breakfast. The promise of a buffet. Buffet. I was pumped. I envisioned fluffy pancakes, crispy bacon, and endless coffee. What I got was… well, let's just say it was a collection of pre-packaged pastries, a bowl of mystery cereal, and questionable coffee that tasted like it was brewed in a boot. There was a "breakfast takeaway service," which consisted of putting the sad remains in a bag for you to have in your room if you are in the mood. The coffee shop? I didn’t see one. The restaurants? Nope. Just… the breakfast. The breakfast that wasn’t a breakfast. This whole situation felt like a tragic joke played on my stomach.
Pool with View, Spa, Sauna – The (Maybe?) Fabled Relaxation
Now, in theory, there was an outdoor swimming pool. And I was picturing myself in a crystal-clear oasis, sunning myself with a cocktail. The reality? Closed. Under maintenance. For the entire stay. No pool with view. No spa. No sauna. Zero opportunities for relaxation. The entire "spa" experience was a cruel trick of the light. My mood plummeted.
Internet Access – The Digital Dependency
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank goodness. Needed it to work, to entertain myself, etc. Connection was decent enough, but the website lagged, and I had to reboot my device a few times. It wasn't the fastest, especially when other guests were using it. A Lan? Nah.
Services and Conveniences – The Bits and Bobs
- The Good: Daily housekeeping (they did clean my room!), elevator, doorman (kinda, there's a guy at the front desk). I found a gift shop, with some cheap souvenirs.
- The Not-So-Good: They claim to offer a concierge. I didn't see one. No dry cleaning. No gym/fitness center. No babysitting service.
- The "Hmm…": They provide essential condiments. Like, what? Are we talking salt and pepper? Or actual fine dining seasonings? I never found out.
Fitness Center, Gym/Fitness, Massage, Steamroom, Spa/Sauna – The Fantasyland
See above: The pool was closed. Therefore, all of the other relaxation options - a gym, fitness center, pool, massage, steam room, sauna were all unavailable. This was an emotional punch to the gut. So much for unwinding!
For the Kids – Are They Even Welcome?
They claim to be "family/child friendly". I didn’t see any specific amenities for kids. No playground. No kids’ meals. The only thing that might appeal to a child is the TV, which might be seen as a victory for the parents. This whole experience felt a bit… sterile. In conclusion:
The Days Inn in Salisbury, North Carolina, is… a Days Inn. It's functional. It provides a place to sleep. It has a pool, but, you know, it's closed. The “Best Kept Secret”? More like the “Alright Kept Secret That Needs a Serious Update.” Were there moments of utter delight? No. Did I have a comfortable night's sleep? Mostly. Would I stay again? Maybe, if I was desperate. Would I recommend it as a “must-see” destination? Absolutely not. This is a place to rest your head, nothing more. Manage your expectations, bring your own entertainment, and perhaps pack some snacks. Because the "secret" is, this Days Inn, unfortunately, isn't that secret, and it certainly isn't a hidden gem. It's just… a hotel. And hey, sometimes, that's all you need. Just don't go expecting any miracles. Now, where's that bottle of water? I really need that bottle of water.
Yale's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Haven Awaits! (New Haven, CT)
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly organized travel brochure. This is real life, Salisbury, Maryland style, and we're checking in at the Days Inn by Wyndham, which, let's be honest, is probably more "Days of Yore" than "Days Inn."
Days Inn Salisbury: A "Maryland Charm" Odyssey (and the Occasional Mild Panic)
(Day 1: Arrival. Please, for the love of all that is holy, check the address.)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival (or What Passes for Arrival): Okay, so GPS, you liar. I swear I saw a Days Inn on the map, but this…this looks more like a beige fortress designed to repel any semblance of joy. Turns out, I was right. Check-in. The front desk guy, Bless his heart. He looked like he’d seen a ghost, or maybe just a mountain of paperwork he hasn't gotten around to. "Room 217, second floor. Key card…works…hopefully." (Cue internal monologue: Oh God, please let it work. I’ve already imagined sleeping in my car)
- 1:30 PM – Room Reconnaissance (or, The Battle Against Beige): Alright. The room. It's…beige. Beige walls, beige carpet, beige furniture. It's like living inside a giant, slightly dusty, beige waffle. The TV? Tiny. The air conditioning unit? Sounds like a disgruntled walrus. But hey, the bed looks clean. I'll take it. (Deep breath. You can do this. You can survive beige.)
- 2:00 PM – Panic (The Mild Variety): Did I seriously forget my phone charger? Yep. Seriously. Okay, deep breaths. Maybe the front desk has one? (Spoiler: they didn’t.) Time to embrace the digital dark ages. Which, in 2024, is surprisingly terrifying.
- 2:30 PM - Snack Reconnaissance: There has to be a vending machine, right? (Internal prayer: Let there be chips.) Found it! Jackpot. A bag of mysteriously stale Doritos is my new best friend.
- 3:00 PM - Delmarva Discovery (or getting lost immediately): Figured I should see something of this area. First stop, Salisbury University, supposedly a pretty campus. After an hour of driving around in circles, and narrowly avoiding hitting a squirrel who clearly had a death wish, I gave up on campus. I saw a Walmart, though. Does that count as cultural immersion?
(Day 2: Delmarva Dreams (and the Unexpected Awkwardness))
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast (or, the buffet of despair): The "complimentary continental breakfast" at the Days Inn. Let’s just say, "continental" is generous. Dry bagels, watery coffee, and a lone, sad-looking orange. I opt for the bagels. I’ve made worse decisions this morning.
- 10:00 AM - Downtown Salisbury (or, the quest for atmosphere): Downtown Salisbury is pretty, I'll grant you that. I wandered around, saw a couple of cute shops. Also, I saw the most awkward interaction between a couple at a coffee shop. A woman asked her boyfriend to make a "romantic pose" for a pic. He looked mortified. She acted like she didn't notice. I couldn't look away. I wanted to scream, I wanted to cry, I wanted to hide under the table. Instead, I just ordered a latte.
- 11:30 AM - Ward Museum of Wildfowl Art: Okay, who knew taxidermied birds could be so…compelling? This place is actually kind of amazing. Seriously. The craftsmanship is incredible. You’ll find yourself staring at a carved duck, completely mesmerized. I, for one, was legitimately moved. Like, maybe I needed to get a bit more in touch with my inner ornithologist self. Who knew?
- 2:00 PM – Lunch at a Diner (or, the greasy spoon revelation): Found a classic diner. Greasy burger and fries. Comfort food. The waitress had seen it all, and she was an absolute delight. She told me about the locals. Some of their stories were very entertaining, and some were quite sad. A slice of real life there.
- 4:00 PM - A Drive Through (or, the quiet of the back roads): Drove around the countryside. The silence was almost deafening. In a good way. Felt the stress melt away.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner: (a moment for my sanity): Pizza. Just pizza. Sometimes, that's all you need. And a good book. Finally bought a charger.
(Day 3: Departure (or, escaping the beige abyss))
- 9:00 AM – Second breakfast: Same "delights" as yesterday. This time, I went for the stale donut.
- 9:30 AM - Final Check-Out: The front desk guy smiled. He recognized me. I smiled back. We both knew. We’d survived.
- 10:00 AM - Final Reflections (or, the things that make it worth it): Salisbury, Maryland. It's not what you expect. It's not on the cover of a magazine. And maybe, that's the beauty of it. Yes, the Days Inn was beige. Yes, the GPS lied. But the people were real, the birds were beautiful, and the pizza was delicious. And sometimes, that's all you need.
- 10:30 AM - The Journey Home: Never been so happy to leave. But I'll admit, I'll probably miss it.

Wait, what IS the "Best Kept Secret" anyway? Is this some spy novel situation?
So, is it actually good? Spill the tea! (Please tell me there's tea.)
What about the dreaded breakfast buffet? My biggest fear in life.
Okay, so what specifically makes this Days Inn "shocking?" Or is it just clickbait BS?
Tell me about the location. Is there anything to *do* in Salisbury? (Besides, you know, staying in a Days Inn.)
Okay, let's get into the nitty-gritty. What about the *vibe*? What's the overall feel of the place?
Would you go back? Honestly? And if not, are you still going to make a YouTube video about it?
Anything else? Like, any truly batsh*t crazy experiences?


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