Escape to Lenexa: Your Perfect La Quinta Inn Awaits!
Escape to Lenexa: My La Quinta Debacle…er, Delight! (A Thoroughly Messy Review)
Okay, buckle up Buttercups, because this review of La Quinta Inn & Suites in Lenexa, Kansas… well, it’s gonna be less brochure and more… real life. I’m talking about a trip that involved a whole lotta “whoops” and a surprising amount of “wow!” Let's dive in, shall we? And yes, I’m gonna cover everything. Even the stuff I probably shouldn't!
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First Impressions & Accessibility: The Elevator Saga (and a Little Anxiety)
Finding the right hotel can feel like navigating a particularly treacherous maze, right? Well, getting to La Quinta in Lenexa was thankfully easy. Located conveniently off the highway, it’s pretty easy to find. Wheelchair accessible? Check! I actually need that, and I'm happy to report they've made a decent effort. There are wider doorways, ramps where needed, and an elevator. The elevator… well, that's where thing got interesting.
The first time I wanted to go to my room, I got into the elevator. I pushed the button for my floor… nothing. Panic started to set in, I mean, who wants to be trapped on day one? Luckily, I eventually got to my room. They were working on it, but it was a little… unreliable throughout my stay. I’m not gonna lie, that definitely added an extra layer of anxiety! But hey, accessibility is important and they clearly tried to make up for it.
Rooms: Cozy Chaos & Comfort (Almost)
Alright, let's talk rooms. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Thank. Freaking. Goodness. Necessary these days! I needed to be online for work and, you know, to tell the world about my La Quinta experience. Ironing facilities, desk, laptop workspace – all good ingredients for a comfortable stay.
My room itself was…well, functional. Air conditioning that actually worked (a MAJOR win), a fridge, and a bed. The bed… okay, it was comfy enough, but I actually wished the sheets were a little bit more luxury, not scratchy ones, you know. Blackout curtains were a lifesaver for those late-night binge-watching sessions. And the mirror was good for checking whether my hair was a disaster. I mean, a little more room thematically to make the experience even better, that would be great. I mean, did you ever wish there was a nice painting on the wall, not just these generic stuff you can get from Ikea? Maybe a little more attention to detail would do a lot for the overall experience.
Did have a few quirks…The shower pressure was pretty pathetic, and I'm definitely not the type of person who enjoys a lukewarm shower. And I think the previous guest left a sock. But look, it was clean, which is ultimately what matters. Daily housekeeping did a solid job of keeping things tidy.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe-ish
Okay, this is where things get slightly better. Rooms sanitized between stays? Apparently! They definitely had the right idea and put a lot of measures in place, which is a huge relief. Staff trained in safety protocol. Good. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Even better. Anti-viral cleaning products? Yay! I mean, the pandemic has certainly sharpened my germaphobia, and I appreciated the effort. They seem to be doing the best they can given the circumstances.
I did notice CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which made me feel a little safer, especially wandering around late at night.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Breakfast Shenanigans & Bar Hopes (Crushed)
The breakfast [buffet]… well, it existed. Let's just say it wasn't exactly a culinary masterpiece. The usual suspects: sugary cereals, weak coffee, some sad-looking pastries. Breakfast takeaway service was handy for grabbing something and running when I was late for a meeting.
The bar… I tried to find it. I really did. I wandered around, asked some staff, and all I got was a blank stare and a shrug. Honestly, I was probably looking too hard. No luck. I could have really used a cocktail.
I did see there were restaurants nearby, but I didn't try them.
Services & Conveniences: A Mixed Bag of Helpfulness
The staff were generally friendly and helpful. Front desk [24-hour]? Always a plus. The Daily housekeeping was efficient. Elevator… well, we already discussed that.
I made use of the cash withdrawal and the convenience store for some emergency snacks and water.
The luggage storage was a life-saver on my last day, letting me explore Lenexa before heading to the airport.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Poolside Dreams & Fitness Fears
Okay, okay, the good stuff! Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes! It looked inviting, though I didn't actually use it. I had intentions for pool-side relaxation, but I got too busy, unfortunately.
The Fitness center? It was there. Let's just say I admired it from afar. The thought of stepping on a treadmill after all that food was enough to make me break out in a sweat! Swimming pool was a nice view though. I felt like I could at least admire the scenery. It really did offer a nice view.
I really liked the Terrace. It offered a nice, quiet place, if you want to escape.
For the Kids & Family Stuff: Meh.
Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to the "kid-friendly" stuff. There were some Kids facilities, but I didn't have any kids with me.
The Verdict: A Solid, Flawed, and Surprisingly Acceptable Stay
Look, La Quinta in Lenexa is not a five-star luxury resort. It's not perfect. There were definitely a few hiccups along the way. But it was clean, safe, and the staff were trying their best.
Here's the TL;DR:
- Accessibility: Good effort, but unreliable elevator.
- Rooms: Functional but average.
- Cleanliness: Very good.
- Food: Breakfast is a miss; no bar.
- Services: Generally helpful staff.
- Relaxation: Pool looked nice, didn't get in. Fitness center exists, but probably not for me.
- Overall: A solid choice if you need a clean, safe, and relatively affordable place to stay in Lenexa. Don’t expect fireworks, but you’ll probably survive and have a decent time. Would I recommend it? Sure. Would I come back? Probably. But this time, I'm definitely bringing my own coffee. And a cocktail maker. 😉
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel itinerary. This is my journey, a slightly frazzled human's quest to conquer… well, Lenexa, Kansas. And yes, we're starting at the soul-crushing, yet undeniably convenient, La Quinta Inn by Wyndham. Prepare for the unfiltered, the occasionally embarrassing, and the hopefully-mostly-funny experience.
Day 1: Arrival and the Deep Fry Abyss
1 PM: Check-in: The existential dread begins. Arrived at La Quinta. The air conditioning is already a battleground. You know that weird, overly-perfumed air freshener smell? It's a thing here. Trying to navigate the parking lot - already lost my will to live a little. The front desk person seems… tired. I get it. We’re all tired. Keycard gremlins, as usual. Room key malfunctions on the first try. Minor setback. Minor. Sigh.
2 PM: The Quest for Sustenance (and sanity): Lunch. Ugh, I'm starving but I’m too lazy to hit the road. Let's be honest, I probably just wanted to get my lazy butt to the hotel to relax, and not drive somewhere. I remember reading about a famous local restaurant nearby from other travel blogs, but I don't feel like searching for it. Let's get some Uber Eats. Found a place with glowing reviews – "Amazing fried everything!" Okay, I'm in. Let the grease commence. It arrived, and… well, I've made questionable choices in my life, but this entire meal was a monument to deep-fried despair. The onion rings were like mini-volcanoes of oil erupting in my mouth. My stomach is already feeling… things. I'm pretty sure I've just signed a contract with the National Heart Association. Worth it in a weird, self-destructive kind of way.
4 PM: The Serious Business of Settling In: Finally got some rest. Time to unpack, and figure out which channel has the most soothing background noise. Channel surfing is a national sport, right? Found some reality TV show about house flipping. Watched three episodes. The drama… the questionable design choices… it's all so mesmerizingly bad. I love it.
6 PM: The Pool: A Moment of Peace (Maybe): Decided to attempt the hotel pool. Fingers crossed the chlorine doesn’t peel my skin off. The water is lukewarm and filled with what looks like a tiny, floating hair. Decided to take a quick dip, even though I'm not sure it will do wonders to my skin. No one else is here. Score! Suddenly, a gaggle of kids explodes into the pool. Chaos ensues. I retreat to my room, defeated. So much for peace.
7 PM: Dinner (Part 2): The Quest Continues: Back to the food dilemma. Must. Eat. But I'm still recovering from the fryer frenzy. Okay, back to Uber Eats… but with more caution this time. I think I will go with Pho… it may get my health back up. It arrived quickly. I am now, content.
8 PM: Evening Entertainment: "The Comfort of the Uncomfortable": Back to my room. More channel surfing. Found some truly awful movie on cable, so bad that I couldn't stop watching. It was a cinematic train wreck. I ended up watching it until the end. The beauty of the terrible! I'm pretty sure my brain cells are staging a revolt.
10 PM: Sleep… or the Attempt Thereof: Good night! (hopefully). The bed looks comfy. Praying the air conditioning doesn't decide to become a sentient, icy beast in the middle of the night.
Day 2: Lenexa Explorations (or, the Art of Winging It)
8 AM: Breakfast: Free, But Not Necessarily Good. The "free continental breakfast" at the La Quinta. Let's be honest, it's a gamble. The waffles are either iron-hard or soggy. The coffee tastes vaguely of despair. But hey, it's free. Managed to construct a passable waffle-based sandwich. Survival of the fittest, people.
9 AM: The Great Outdoors (with a Healthy Dose of Doubt): I have no idea what to do. I’m supposed to explore Lenexa, but I didn't do my research. Google Maps to the rescue! Let's see… Parks, museums, random stuff. I saw a park. It calls itself "Sar-Ko-Par Trails Park". Sounds… promising? Might go for a walk. Or just sit on a bench and judge the joggers. Decisions, decisions. I am so lost.
11 AM: The Shopping Odyssey (or, the Search for Souvenirs): Decided to embrace the tourist life. Found a shopping center… I think. Browsing. Looking for something to… I don’t know, bring back. Something that says: "I went to Lenexa, and I lived to tell the tale!" Found a keychain with a photo of a cornfield. Perfect. (Sarcasm.)
1 PM: Lunch, Round 3: The Quest Continues… Again: The hunger returns. Found a local diner nearby. Hoping for the best. The waitress seems to have seen things. The food? Solid, home-cooked comfort food. No deep-fried horrors this time! My stomach breathes a sigh of relief.
2:30 PM: Back to the La Quinta: Pool, Part Deux: Maybe the pool will be less chaotic in the afternoon. Nope. The same kids, plus a new generation. I briefly consider throwing myself into the whirlpool, just to embrace the chaos. I don't. I'm not that brave. Or bored.
4 PM: Relaxation (Take 2): Back in my room. Attempting to read a book. Failing miserably. My brain has been permanently fried by low-budget TV and deep-fried everything. Scrolling on my phone, and watching cat videos. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
6 PM: Dinner Panic: Where do I even eat tonight? Back to the Uber Eats. Decisions… decisions… Maybe I’ll become a vegetarian. Yeah, right. Ordered pizza. At least it can't be that bad.
7 PM: The Hotel Gym… or the Illusion of Fitness. The hotel gym. It exists. The treadmills look suspiciously unused. I walk in. I walk out. Too much effort. I'll start tomorrow, definitely.
8 PM: My Final night! The End. Channel surfing. Contemplates my existence. Packing. Reflecting.
10 PM: Sleep is calling me and my travel buddy, and I must go.
Day 3: Departure, and the Ghosts of Deep-Fried Dreams
8 AM: Breakfast: One last Waffle (And a Prayer): Another free, slightly questionable breakfast. One last attempt at a waffle-based masterpiece. Goodbyes, breakfast.
9 AM: Checkout, and the End of the Ride. Checkout is smooth. The front desk person is still tired. We exchange a look of silent understanding. We’ve both been through it.
9:30 AM: Reflections and the Long Drive: The drive home. Looking back on Lenexa. It wasn’t glamorous. It wasn’t perfect. But it was… an experience. And hey, at least I have the keychain. The memories… well, those I'll probably bury deep in my subconscious. Good bye La Quinta, good bye Lenexa. Till we meet again… maybe.
Alright, Alright, Alright! You Thinkin' Lenexa? La Quinta? Let's Get This Straight. (FAQs, Baby!)
So, Lenexa, Huh? Why'd I Wanna Even *Go* There? And Is This La Quinta Thing Really Worth It?
Is the Breakfast… Actually Edible? Because Hotel Breakfasts Are Usually a Crime Against Humanity.
What About the Rooms? Are They Gross? Because, You Know, I'm a Germaphobe (Sort Of).
Is There a Pool? And Is It *Actually* Swimmable?
Okay, Fine. But What Is There *To Do* In Lenexa Besides… Staying at a La Quinta?
Can I Bring My Pet? Because My Chihuahua, Mr. Bigglesworth, Is Very Particular.
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