Longview's BEST Hotel? Unbelievable La Quinta Inn & Suites Review!
Longview's "Unbelievable" La Quinta? Buckle Up, Buttercups.
Alright, y'all. Let's cut the crap. I just spent a couple of nights at the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Longview, Texas, and…well, it was an experience. Not a life-altering experience, mind you, but definitely one that’s got me here, bleary-eyed and armed with a keyboard, ready to spill the beans. Forget those sterile, perfectly manicured reviews. This is the real deal. We're talking messy, honest, and hopefully, a little bit funny.
First Impressions & Accessibility - The Good, the Bad, and the "Hold On, Did I Just Trip Over a Curb?"
Landing in Longview, I needed a place to crash stat. This La Quinta seemed decent enough, and hey, it had a pool. Big whoop. The front entrance? Pretty straightforward. No epic struggles to find the door, which is a win for a klutz like me. I noticed immediately that it's got the accessible parking spots, which is fantastic because my uncle has mobility issues. Access? Checked. Wheelchair accessibility? Seemed good at a glance, but I didn’t use any assistive devices myself. I'm just saying.
The lobby? Pretty standard hotel lobby fare. You know the drill: a few chairs that look like they’ve seen better days, a not-quite-smiling staff member behind the counter. The check-in process was… smooth. Contactless check-in? Check. Faster than a greased pig at a county fair, which is a definite win after a long drive.
Rooms: A Mixed Bag of Comfort and "Wait, Is That Lint?"
Let's talk rooms. The Available in all rooms list is long, but let's be real: some things are more important than others. Air conditioning? Crucial in Texas. Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double check. I mean, hello, I'm trying to upload my Insta stories!
My room (I think I got the standard double) was… fine. Cleanish, but I did spot a rogue hair on the bathroom counter (it was not my hair, mind you). The bed? Decent. Not the clouds-and-angels type, but good enough to collapse on after a long day. Blackout curtains? Bless their heart! This is key for this light sleeper! A definite win! The TV situation was… well, it worked. The options were vast and I was able to watch my favorite movies!
Bathroom phone? Seriously? Who are you, James Bond? That was the only thing that made me giggle. Internet Access - LAN, Internet Access – Wireless Free Wi-Fi: It worked like a charm. I never had to worry about the internet speeds or any type of trouble!
Cleanliness and Safety – Gotta Be Honest.
Now, this is where things got a little… complicated. COVID-19 is still a thing, right? La Quinta seemed to be taking things seriously. There was hand sanitizer everywhere, staff had masks, and they advertised daily disinfection. However, the Individually-wrapped food options didn't seem to make it into the breakfast menu.
The room sanitization opt-out available is an interesting offer. I didn't opt out of it, but it did make me think about what that must entail, to be able to pass this.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Breakfast Blues and a Poolside Bar That's, Well, Not.
Okay, so breakfast. The Breakfast [buffet] was… let's say "work in progress." There was the usual suspects: microwaved sausages (the rubbery type), pre-made scrambled eggs, and a questionable selection of pastries. The coffee was…well, it was coffee. Honestly, I was hoping for a true Western breakfast. If you think they have the Asian breakfast option, forget about it.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Pool with a View? More Like a View of the Parking Lot.
The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a selling point. But, the Pool with a view? Not so much. You’re looking at the parking lot while you're swimming. Still, it was clean, and I managed to get in a swim, which was actually quite relaxing after the drive.
They had a Fitness center, but it was closed when I was there… which was a bummer. Could have used a good workout. No spas, sauna, steambath. Nothing fancy. Just basic. So don't expect too much.
Services and Conveniences – The Mundane, But Important, Stuff.
Daily housekeeping was on point. The Laundry service would have been nice. Sadly, I had to do my own laundry! The Cash withdrawal was handy, and there was a small, poorly stocked Convenience store for any late-night cravings.
Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning: Thank god for that. Elevator: Checked! Business facilities: I can't say much since I didn't use it.
For the Kids – Not Much Sparkle There.
I didn't have kids with me, but the Kids meal options did not seem to exist… I did see a couple of families, though. More of a stop-over hotel, not a family vacation destination.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy (Unless You Forget Where You Parked).
Airport transfer: None Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Plenty of parking, and it’s free. Valet parking? Nope. Taxi service? You're on your own.
The Verdict: A Solid B- for the Price
So, would I recommend the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Longview? It's a solid maybe. It's clean enough, the beds are comfortable enough, and the Wi-Fi is reliable. I think it's very important! It's a place to crash for a night or two. Just don't expect a luxury experience. It does the job if you're on a budget and just need a place to sleep and shower.
What I really want to remember later on, is the feeling it makes me have, the emotional reaction. The La Quinta is a perfect example of a good hotel, not a memorable one!
I guess it all depends on what you're looking for, but hey, it is the best in Longview, right?
Escape to El Paso: Your Dream Stay Awaits at La Quinta Inn & Suites!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. I'm about to unleash a travel itinerary for a stay at the La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Longview North in Longview, Texas on you. Consider yourself warned. This isn't your grandma's perfectly-organized trip planner. This is real life, people.
Day 1: Arrival, Mild Disappointment, and the Mystery of the Vanishing Remote
14:00 - Arrival & Check-In: A Texan Welcome (Maybe?)
Alright, so the GPS said we were here. Technically. The La Quinta looked… well, it looked like a La Quinta. Beige, slightly weary-looking, a little bit of the "seen-it-all" vibe that budget hotels in Texas just radiate. The parking lot, however, was a testament to the art of chaotic parking. Seriously, I swear I saw a minivan defying gravity. Check-in was… fine. The front desk clerk was friendly enough, but I swear she was looking for me to go somewhere else, some other place.
14:30 - Room Reconnaissance & The Hunt for the Remote:
The room was… a room. Clean-ish. The bed looked comfy, which, after the drive, was all that really mattered. But then I searched for the remote. It was, of course, MIA. This is the quintessential hotel experience, I tell you. I swear those things just vanish into the quantum foam. I spent a good 15 minutes patting down the bed, checking under the pillows, and contemplating a full-scale search of the bathroom.
- Anecdote: Okay, here's the thing, I once stayed in a hotel in Vegas where the remote was attached to the bed with a goddamn cable. I actually considered sending a formal complaint saying that this was not a room. This was a prison.
15:00 - Poolside (Sort Of):
The best part of the La Quinta, or so I was led to believe, was the pool. I walked out there, and I had to laugh. The pool was a murky shade of teal…I was expecting a pool of crystal clear water. There were a couple of kids splashing and screaming, a lone dude with an unfortunate tan line, and a general air of chlorine-infused ennui. I lasted about 2 minutes before retreating to the safety of my room.
- Emotional Reaction: My inner child, the one who fantasized about lounging poolside with a tropical drink, was crushed. I mean, I know, it's just a pool, but a little sparkle of joy would have been nice.
18:00 - Dinner Deliberation & That Damn Mapquest:
Okay, so I was hungry. Starving. The decision was almost as strenuous as choosing the correct lane on the highway. After a solid hour of Yelp-induced paralysis, I decided on a local BBQ joint. My map directions were questionable.
- Quirky Observation: Why is it that Mapquest, the OG of online directions, still exists? It feels like a relic of a forgotten internet age, but I'm always thankful for it.
19:00 - BBQ Bliss (And a Minor Incident):
The BBQ was… the best barbecue I've ever had. Real Texas BBQ. Melt in your mouth brisket. I mean, pure joy. Then, I tripped and spilled some sauce down my front.
- Emotional Reaction: Initial mortification. Then, acceptance. Then, the delicious realization that my shirt was now, technically, a BBQ souvenir.
20:30 - Back to La Quinta & Remote: Part Deux:
Back at the hotel, I thought I'd make another search for the remote. But now it has vanished completely. I'm defeated. I was now going to have to choose life without a channel selection.
21:00 - T.V. Time & Sleep:
Settling into bed I decided I was just going to have to watch whatever was on the TV at the moment. It turned out to be a show about house flipping in Alaska. I fell asleep quickly.
Day 2: The Breakfast Buffet Dilemma & the Grand Adventure of the Local Walmart
07:00 - The Breakfast Buffet Battle:
Breakfast. The moment of truth. Free breakfast is a godsend, but also potentially soul-crushing. The La Quinta spread was… well, it was a buffet. There were waffles, stale muffins, and the ominous glow of pre-scrambled eggs. The coffee was so strong it could probably strip paint. Still, I got my fill. I ate a waffle and then pretended to love the muffins.
08:00 - Back to the Room & the Remote: Part 3 (The Final Stand)
I tried to see if the remote was on the bed again. Still no good. This time, I decided the remote was gone. I went to the front to see if they had any.
09:00 - Walmart: The American Institution:
I decided to go to the local Walmart. I was amazed by the size. This place was a beast. This was an experience in itself. Aisles upon aisles of… everything. I bought the things I needed, and walked out.
11:00 - Check-Out: Farewell, La Quinta:
Check-out was smooth. The clerk asked if I enjoyed my stay. I said yes. But I also left with the secret knowledge that I would never be the same again.
12:00 - Departure:
Time to leave. I am sad that I can't stay longer.
In Conclusion:
The La Quinta in Longview, Texas, was… well, it was a La Quinta. Not glamorous, not life-altering, but it was, in its own messy, imperfect way, an experience. And, you know what? That's enough. And hey, at least I got some great BBQ. And lost a remote. And lived to tell the tale. Sigh. Onwards and upwards, right?
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Is this La Quinta *really* "Unbelievable?" Because the name alone is a bold statement.
Okay, look. "Unbelievable" might be overdoing it a *smidge*. More like... surprisingly decent? Honestly, I went in expecting the usual La Quinta blandness. You know, the beige tapestry of hotel choices? But, I will give them credit, it's far from the bottom of the barrel. And the "free" breakfast, which we'll get to, is a *life-changer*, especially when you are hungover.
Alright, Breakfast. The Holy Grail of Hotel Stays. Spill the beans. What culinary delights await?
Oh, the breakfast! Listen, it's not a Michelin-star experience. But it's *free*, remember? And in the hungover state you inevitably *will be* in after a Longview weekend, it's a GODSEND. They had the standard waffles, the kind you make yourself! And the *joy* you feel when the damn thing actually cooks all the way through... It's a little win in a world of minor hotel inconveniences. They had scrambled eggs, which I skipped – hotel scrambled eggs are always a gamble. But the BEST part? The coffee. Strong, bottomless, and the *perfect* antidote to my throbbing head. Seriously, I'd go back just for that coffee (and maybe the waffles). Oh! And the fake sausage! I love fake sausage!
The Room! The epicenter of the stay. How was it? Spotless or soul-crushingly dingy?
Okay, room time. This is where it gets… interesting. The room itself was… fine. Cleanish, at least. The bed was comfortable, which is half the battle, right? Though, I swear I felt a suspicious *bump* under the mattress. (Don't worry, I didn't investigate further. Ignorance is bliss.) I swear, the A/C was LOUD, but I slept through it so who am I to complain? The bathroom, though, the bathroom had some character. The water pressure in the shower was... well, let's just say it was a *gentle drizzle*. But clean, at least! And for the love of all that is holy, they had enough towels. A small victory, yet a significant one. Seriously can this La Quinta be "Unbelievable" yet? No, definitely not, but the coffee and the Waffles... hmm...
Okay, but what about the *vibe*? The atmosphere? Did you feel like you were in a cozy haven or a prison?
The vibe... I'd describe it as "generic hotel." It's got that polished emptiness, you know? The lobby was clean, but devoid of personality. There was a small pool, which I didn't use because I was too busy recovering from the aforementioned Longview weekend. I did notice a few families enjoying it, though. I overheard a kid screaming 'Cannonball!' at least a dozen times, so, yeah... the vibe definitely included a screaming kid. But hey, it did the job. No mold, no immediate signs of a zombie apocalypse. So, I'd call it a win.
Let's talk about the staff. Were they angels in disguise, or did they seem like they wanted to be *anywhere* but there?
The staff… were perfectly fine. Friendly enough. Helpful, even! One woman at the front desk, I think her name was Brenda, was an absolute saint. I, in my hungover haze, managed to lock myself out of my room *twice*. Twice! And she just smiled, handed me a new key card, and didn't even give me the "look." So Brenda, if you're reading this – thank you. You are a good human. The rest of the staff were pretty standard. Did their jobs. Nothing to complain about. Which, in the hotel world, is a huge compliment.
Location, Location, Location! Was it convenient? Close to everything? Or stranded in the wilderness?
Location was… decent? It wasn't in the *heart* of things, but it was close enough to the stuff you'd want to be close to. Restaurants, a few shops, and the highway (which, let's be honest, is the lifeline of Longview). Parking was ample, which is always a plus. I didn't have to circle the hotel like a vulture, hoping someone would leave, like some hotels I've stayed at! This makes it *slightly* more unbelievable than I rated it before.
The ONE THING that sticks out in your memory. The thing you’ll tell your friends about.
Okay, this is it. The single most memorable thing. The moment that truly defined my La Quinta experience. It wasn't the perfect waffles, though they were close. It wasn't the incredibly helpful receptionist. It was the *noise*. No, wait, not just any noise, but the *specific* noise. The construction. It started at 7 AM. 7 AM! On a Saturday! They must have been doing some sort of renovation because it was, and I am not exaggerating, *unbelievably* loud. Jackhammers, hammering, yelling... the whole nine yards. I actually considered calling down to complain, but I'm sure the staff was just as fed up as I was. So, I begrudgingly got out of bed, went to breakfast, grabbed a second cup of coffee (thank you again, coffee!), and decided to embrace the chaos. So, yeah, the construction. That's the thing that sticks out the most. The 'Unbelievable' noise, the 'Unbelievable' torture. That said, the coffee was still good.
So, should I stay there? The big question!
Look… It depends. If money's tight and you *must* stay in Longview, then, yes, absolutely. It's perfectly adequate. If you're looking for luxury, go elsewhere. If you need silence and a lie-in, pray they finish that construction before your visit (or bring earplugs!). Honestly, it's better than sleeping on a bench in the park. Plus, free breakfast. The coffee. The waffles. I'm still on the fence... It's, dare I say it, *tolerable*. And hey, maybe the construction will be done. Then maybe "Unbelievable" is *slightly* more fitting. But don't go in expecting magic. Just expect… Longview. And a free breakfast. And maybe a helpful Brenda. You'll survive.
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