
Uncover the Hidden Gem: Portsmouth's Waterfront Renaissance!
Portsmouth's Waterfront Renaissance: Did This Hidden Gem ACTUALLY Shine for Me? (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Portsmouth's Waterfront Renaissance. I’m talking the whole kettle – from the accessibility (or lack thereof, grumble) to the tiny, fluffy bathrobes (bless their cottony hearts). I’m also admitting upfront: I'm a picky traveler. I'm a sucker for decent Wi-Fi, a good pool, and a truly clean bathroom. So, let's see if this "hidden gem" actually unearthed anything special for this cynical traveler.
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Alright, now for the actual review.
Accessibility: The Hurdle (and the Hope)
First things first, about “accessibility.” I'm walking a little funny myself these days so I need to know the truth. The website said it was all good, but you know how that goes. Getting around the hotel was mostly fine – elevators were present, which is a huge win. However, getting outside was a bit of a pain. Some ramps were a bit…steep. My advice to you is to call ahead and confirm exactly what you need/can handle, because I felt they were a tad aggressive, it needed more consideration. The Facilities for disabled guests were there, but the execution needed some finesse. I definitely don't think it was impossible, but be warned, this is not a fully seamless experience.
Rooms: A Sanctuary… Mostly.
Let's dive into the heart of the matter: the rooms! The Air conditioning? Bliss. A serious lifesaver, especially after a day exploring the Portsmouth sights. The Blackout curtains were a lifesaver for my vampire-like sleeping habits. I will say it was a nice set up. And oh, the perks! The Free bottled water was a godsend in my dehydrated stupor. The In-room safe box made me feel like a proper spy, even though I was mostly just storing my snacks. The Hair dryer functioned. The Bathrobes were like wearing a tiny, furry cloud. The Slippers were a nice one too.
One minor gripe, the internet. It was not strong, but good enough. The Wi-Fi [free] was an OK speed, but the Internet access – LAN option didn't seem to make much of a difference, sadly. I was slightly bummed out because my laptop is old and finicky.
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind (and Hand Sanitizer!)
Okay, the good news: the Cleanliness and safety was on point. I noticed the signs about their use of Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas, which made me breathe a sigh of relief. There were plenty of Hand sanitizer stations. And the staff seemed well-trained in the Safety protocol. The Rooms sanitized between stays. Which is good because let's be honest, travel is stressful!
I was mildly annoyed by the Room sanitization opt-out available because I saw that as an extra cost…
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Mixed Bag
Food situation… okay, here’s where things get a little… messy. (Just like my plate at breakfast.)
- Breakfast [buffet]: This one was a classic buffet, which is a hit or miss. The Buffet in restaurant was there, the Breakfast service was efficient, but let's be honest, there were better croissants…
- Restaurants: This is where things get interesting. There's a variety of dining options, which is great: A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, but quality, well that is the real question, it was okay!
I didn't try the Spa/sauna but did have a drink at the Poolside bar.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Flops
The Spa was a highlight, the Body scrub and Body wrap were the best!. The Pool with view was heaven. Seriously, I spent a good portion of my time just lounging there, staring at the ocean. If the pool wasn't so good… I would have died. My body was just at peace!
The Sauna was decent, too. The Steamroom was… steamy. You get the idea.
And the Fitness center? Well… it existed. I wish it had some better equipment.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The Concierge was a gem, always helpful. They arranged for that Airport transfer without a hitch. The Daily housekeeping kept the place spotless, and the Laundry service was a sanity saver. The Food delivery was very welcome. Although the Mini bar selection wasn't mind-blowing, it was still nice to have a cold drink at my fingertips. The Gift/souvenir shop was there. The Convenience store was available.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Vibes
The hotel claims to be Family/child friendly. I saw kids. There were Babysitting service options, which is always good. I can't say much as I don't have kids.
The Imperfections (Because Life Isn't Perfect, and Neither is This Review!)
I have a few minor complaints. The lack of truly strong Wi-Fi was a bummer. The quality of some of the breakfast items was meh. The gym could be better. And those ramps…well, let’s just say they could use some work.
Final Verdict: Worth the Visit?
Overall, my stay at Portsmouth's Waterfront Renaissance was a positive experience. It's not flawless, but the positives outweigh the negatives. This "hidden gem" almost lived up to its name. The location is fantastic. The spa is divine.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Would I go back? Probably. But next time, I'm bringing my own Wi-Fi booster and my own, extra-large bathrobe. And I will get a room with a better view.
Escape to Paradise: Lake Tahoe's BEST Lodge Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Portsmouth-Norfolk Waterfront Hotel adventure. It's less a perfectly-planned itinerary and more… well, a beautiful, glorious, slightly chaotic mess. Let's see if I can remember it all… (and keep my sanity).
Day 1: Arrival - The Great Portsmouth Orientation & The Case of the Missing Room Key (Drama!)
- 1:00 PM: Land at Norfolk International Airport (ORF). The airport? Fine. Airport-y, you know? Grab an Uber… which promptly got lost. Seriously, GPS, are you trying to make me late? (I'm not, but I DO love to complain). Finally arrive, slightly frazzled, at the Renaissance Portsmouth-Norfolk Waterfront Hotel.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. Ah, the sweet promise of air conditioning and a fluffy bed. Except… my room key doesn't work. Of course! This is absolutely typical of my life. Stand in line again, grumble a bit, and the lovely desk person fixed it (bless them). My first impression? The lobby is… surprisingly grand. Like, "hey, look at all these chandeliers and nautical themed everything!" grand. A bit overwhelming.
- 2:00 PM: Room acquired! (Finally!) The view? Mostly water, which is good (obviously!). The room? Perfectly fine, but my mind is already racing with all the things I want to do. Unpack, find out the closest coffee shop and map the route.
- 2:30 PM: Coffee HUNT. Okay, I need caffeine. Portsmouth, you're on trial. Let's see what you've got. Ended up at a cute little place called "Bluestone Coffee." Great coffee, but the barista… bless his heart… he was wearing like, five different earrings. It was… a lot. I'm easily distracted.
- 3:30 PM: Portsmouth Exploration. Walked around the historic district. Cobblestone streets! Old houses! The naval museum… which I didn't go into yet, since I was already feeling museum-ed out. It seems like the entire town is a walking history book. Pretty cool, but also… hot. And I’m pretty sure I was sweating through my shirt.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at "Still" (fancy name). Okay, restaurant scene, that's where I feel good. Food was delicious, and the drinks were STRONG. One too many, maybe? Whoops.
- 8:00 PM: Wandering. The hotel seems like a good place to meet other travelling folks. I ended up at the bar in the hotel, watched a bit of the live band's performance and exchanged some travel stories.
- 9:00 PM: Collapse into Bed. Exhausted, but happy. Mostly.
Day 2: Naval History & Seafood Nirvana (and the Great Souvenir Debacle)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up…late. Blame the strong drinks. Hotel breakfast – surprisingly good. Pancakes. Fueling up because I foresee a lot of walking.
- 10:00 AM: Naval Museum. Oh my goodness. Ships! Boats! Things that go BOOM! Okay, I'll admit it was fascinating. Even for me, who isn't a huge naval enthusiast. The sheer scale of the ships is incredible. But seriously, how did they navigate them? The museum totally deserves more time. It deserves all the time.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Seafood, obviously. Portsmouth is practically swimming in it! Found a little place called "The River Stone Chophouse." Their food was fresh, and the atmosphere was nice. I ordered all the fried things, which I realize isn't a sophisticated choice, but hey, I was in the mood.
- 2:30 PM: Souvenir Shopping. Okay, here's where things get… complicated. Found the cutest little maritime-themed gift shop. Everything was adorable. I bought a ridiculous amount of stuff: a miniature lighthouse, a t-shirt, a mug that says "I survived Portsmouth," and a seashell-shaped soap dish. (Don't judge; they were cute.) Proceeded to almost break my bank account. Then, in my haste, I left my wallet behind.
- 4:00 PM: Panic! Realized I'm wallet-less. Run back to the shop, hyperventilating slightly. FOUND IT! (Relief washes over me). The nice lady who sold me the lighthouse was super helpful!
- 5:00 PM: Rest in the room. Need some me time.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Something a bit more low-key, I think. Pizza from a local spot, enjoyed in the hotel room with a view of the water. Bliss.
- 8:00 PM: Decide to go to bed early, but end up watching a movie. I can never go to bed early!
Day 3: Norfolk Day Trip & Farewell, Sweet Portsmouth… (Plus, My Deep Thoughts About Travel)
- 9:00 AM: Sleep… well, I try. Wake up and drag myself downstairs for breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Morning stroll. Decide to take a walk by the water. Breathe in the salty air.
- 11:00 AM: Norfolk Day Trip. Take the ferry over to Norfolk. The crossing was short, scenic, and very relaxing. I explored the waterfront and the historic district.
- 1:00 PM: Norfolk Lunch. Had lunch at a little cafe. The food? Fine. The company? My own! I start looking around and find myself thinking "Am I truly enjoying what I'm doing? Am I the only one that feels like something is missing in my life?"
- 2:30 PM: Return to Portsmouth. I'm pretty tired.
- 4:00 PM: Pack. I realize I'm probably going to miss this place.
- 5:00 PM: Last Dinner. Ate a nice last supper at the hotel.
- 7:00 PM: Sit at the hotel bar, again. I feel like I'm starting to become a regular here.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Oh, the sadness of leaving a nice place for the unknown.
- Next Day: Time to leave. Goodbye, Portsmouth! Thank you for the memories, the history, the great food, and the near-wallet disaster. I’ll be back someday, probably. Maybe. (Maybe not, I'm terrible with return trips) And I'll definitely be prepared for the next adventure!

So, Portsmouth's Waterfront Renaissance? What's the big deal? Is it actually...good?
Alright, alright, convinced. But what IS there to *do*? Besides pretending to be a salty sea dog.
Okay, the food sounds tempting. Any *specific* recommendations? Don't leave me hanging, here!
Is it...touristy? Because I HATE tourist traps.
Parking!! I'm already stressed. Give me the lowdown.
What about accommodation? Hotels, Airbnbs? Help!


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