Escape to Marshfield, WI: Baymont by Wyndham Awaits!
Hotel Review: A Whirlwind of Accessibility, Amenities & (Mostly) Happy Moments
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this review is gonna be a ride. I just got back from [Hotel Name - you're gonna have to insert it!] and, let me tell you, my brain is still a tangled mess of buffet breakfasts, questionable spa treatments, and the faint scent of…anti-viral cleaning products? Let's dive in, shall we?
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Alright, enough with the jargon, let’s get personal.
Accessibility: The Good, The…Alright, and The Slightly Confusing
First off, the accessibility. This is IMPORTANT. They claim to be wheelchair accessible, and, for the most part, that's true. I was scouting for a friend with mobility issues, and the elevators were glorious, wide, and responsive. The ramps were mostly decent, although a couple of thresholds gave me pause. They need to sort that out! Having a hotel say they're accessible and then not actually being accessible is like promising a chocolate fountain and then delivering… a puddle of melted chocolate. You get the idea, but the execution is…lacking.
They had Facilities for disabled guests, which is a good sign, but the details were vague. Call before you go to verify what that entails.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Yes, thankfully. I saw no crazy obstacles.
Internet - The Lifeline (With Flaws)
Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Hallelujah! This is a major selling point for me. I have an internet addiction (don’t judge!), and the thought of paying extra for Wi-Fi makes my blood boil. The Wi-Fi itself was…mostly reliable. In the rooms, it was blazing fast. In the lobby, it was slower than a sloth on a treadmill. Annoying, but manageable. Internet access – wireless was also available, and Internet [LAN] might have been, but I’m not made of cords.
Safety & Cleanliness: Sanitized…or Sanitized-ish?
Okay, let’s talk COVID-19. The whole experience was weird. They flaunted Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I also saw the staff using Professional-grade sanitizing services. They tried, and I appreciate that. They had Hand sanitizer readily available, and the staff trained in safety protocol appeared to be well-prepared. BUT… and this is a big "but"… I couldn't shake this feeling that they were going through the motions at times. I saw a worker quickly wipe down a table with a rag, and then almost immediately use the same cloth on another one without washing it. The effort was there, but the execution… needs some work. They had Hygiene certification, so I guess that means something.
Rooms: My Little Sanctuary (Minus a Few Quirks)
The room itself? Pretty decent. They boast Non-smoking rooms (yay!). I had a room with a high floor (another yay!), Air conditioning (double yay!), and a window that opens (Hallelujah!). Here's the deal: They definitely spent some money on renovations. The bed was comfortable with extra long bed, the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for my sleep-in mornings, and the bathroom phone was a slightly weird, but intriguing touch. You could even call the front desk from the bathroom, because you know, emergencies. The bathtub was spacious and inviting, and the towels were fluffy. Perfection.
But, there were quirks. The desk was a bit wobbly, and the mirror seemed to be slightly angled, making me look… well, let's just say I felt much rounder than usual. I loved the complimentary tea, but wished for a better selection. The mini bar had a decent selection, but the prices were… gulp. I tried the in-room safe box, but it was so small I almost couldn’t fit my phone, much less all my valuables.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Buffet Odyssey
Okay, the food! This is where things get…interesting. Let's start with the Breakfast [buffet]. It was a beast. A truly epic beast. Asian breakfast, International cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, everything you could want and maybe things you shouldn't want at 7 AM. The Buffet in restaurant gave me the freedom to make bad decisions (and I took full advantage). From the questionable scrambled eggs (seriously, where did they come from?!), to the delightful pastries, it was a rollercoaster. Coffee/tea in restaurant was available, and the Coffee shop was a cozy haven.
The Poolside bar was a lifesaver, especially when the sun hit peak intensity. The Snack bar was convenient, and they had a decent selection of salads, soups – sometimes. I even tried the A la carte in restaurant option one night, and it was…a welcome reprieve from the buffet madness. I’d give the food a solid B+.
Spa: My Body Wrap Mishap (And Emotional Breakdown)
Oh, honey, let’s get personal. The spa. I went for a Body wrap. I’d heard whispers of their "magical" wraps, and I was picturing a cocoon of floral bliss. Instead, I got…an overly enthusiastic therapist, a pungent seaweed concoction, and a very tight binding. I felt like a sausage. A sweaty, seaweed-covered sausage.
Then, the Sauna, and Steamroom: pretty standard, and decent. The Pool with view was stunning, but the spa experience? Let’s just say I had a minor emotional breakdown in the locker room. A quick Massage helped. But the body wrap? Nope. I’d take a Body scrub any day.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From Fitness Center to Shrineries
There was a Fitness center that was well-equipped, and even a Gym/fitness option. I intended to use it, but the buffet… well, you get the picture. There was a Swimming pool [outdoor], and a Swimming pool that was just a treat. I did spend some time there.
I also happened to stumble across a Shrine. Unexpected, but kind of cool. Then there was a Terrace, which was lovely for just watching the world go by.
Services & Conveniences: The Bells and Whistles
They offered everything. Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Room service [24-hour] (glorious!), Concierge – you name it, they had it. Cash withdrawal was easy, and the Currency exchange was convenient. They even had a Convenience store for those emergency snack attacks (guilty).
For the Kids:
They had Babysitting service and Kids facilities. The place seemed pretty Family/child friendly. I didn’t have kids, but I saw a lot of happy families.
Getting Around:
Car park [free of charge] – yes, please! Airport transfer was available. They also had Taxi service and Valet parking.
Business Facilities:
Business facilities were available, with Meeting/banquet facilities, including Meetings. They had things like Projector/LED display, On-site event hosting, etc.
The Verdict: A Solid, But Flawed, Experience
Overall? [Hotel Name] is a strong contender. It's got the accessibility, the amenities, and the "wow" factor that you expect from this level of hotel. BUT…it ain't perfect. There are quirks. There are moments of doubt, and some serious food-related regrets.
Would I go back? Maybe. I'd definitely do my homework. I'd check on the accessibility details again, approach the spa with extreme caution, and definitely limit my buffet consumption. But after a long flight, and a long day of sightseeing, it’s a decent place to rest your weary head. So if you’re looking for a decent stay, and you're willing to overlook a few imperfections, then [Hotel Name] might just be the place for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a really good cup of coffee.
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to do something slightly insane. A travel itinerary for… Baymont by Wyndham Marshfield, Wisconsin? In the middle of… well, somewhere in Wisconsin? Okay, I'm in. This is already better than my last attempt at organizing my socks. Get ready for a train-wreck of a trip, a symphony of missed connections and questionable life choices, all from the safety of the… Baymont. Let's just dive in.
The Baymont Blitz: A Marshfield Meander (Itinerary, if you can call it that)
Day 1: Arrival and the Art of Settling In (and Mild Panic)
- 1:00 PM (ish) - Arrival at the Baymont: Okay, so the GPS said "Turn Left at the giant cow statue". Nailed it. Parking lot's… functional. The front desk lady, bless her heart, seemed a bit vacant. Am I the only one who feels a faint existential dread whenever they hear "Welcome to the Baymont"? It's the room key, the beige walls… It whispers of forgotten Tuesdays and lukewarm coffee. Shivers. Gotta get the room key.
- Observation: The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… optimism? Or maybe it's just the cleaning supplies.
- Reaction: Mild panic attack over the lack of a luggage cart. I always overpack. Always.
- 1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance: The room… it's a room. Cleanish. The bedspread looks like it's seen some stuff. I'm not digging that. The TV is one of those ancient boxy ones. I think it has a built-in VCR. Shudders. Gotta find the coffee maker. Coffee is life, people.
- 2:00 PM - Coffee Catastrophe: Found the coffee maker! Success! Except… it also has a delightful, almost petrified, previous brew inside. I'm not even going to touch that. Time to venture out into this… marshy wonderland in search of a caffeine fix.
- Ancedote: I once tried to make coffee with hotel tap water in Prague. A mistake was made. I will not repeat that mistake
- 2:30 PM - Caffeine Quest: The options in Marshfield? Let's just say it's not exactly a Parisian cafe scene. Found a gas station. Bingo! Grabbed a double-shot of whatever chemical concoction was on offer and prayed for the best.
- Opinion: Gas station coffee is a gamble. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you wish you'd stayed in bed. Today, I'm cautiously optimistic.
- 3:00 PM - Marshfield "Highlights" (according to Google): Okay, Google says there's a… Upham House. Sounds… historic. I'm in. Anything to escape the beige clutches of the Baymont.
- 3:30 PM - Upham House Debacle: Closed. "Seasonal closure" it declared. Sigh. My plans for historic exploration and fascinating insights thwarted. Time for plan B: wandering around aimlessly.
- 4:00 PM - Finding a Bar: Found a bar. Local, dimly lit. Perfect. Ordered a beer, people watched and enjoyed the peace of something beyond the Baymont.
- Quirky Observation: The bar's jukebox has the best collection of 80s hair metal and country ballad I've ever heard.
- Emotional Reaction: A flicker of actual contentment. This is the good life.
- 6:00 PM - Evening meal: Nothing exciting, just eat some food.
- 7:00 PM - TV time: Back to the room, watching TV.
- 8:00 PM - Bed: Time to sleep
Day 2: Getting to Know Marshfield (Or At Least Trying To)
- 7:00 AM - The Hotel Breakfast Saga: Okay, the complimentary breakfast. Time to brave the buffet. This is where it gets interesting.
- Rambling: The potential for disaster is high here. The plastic-wrapped muffins, the questionable "sausage," the orange juice that might be tang… It's a culinary tightrope walk.
- Missed Connection: Somehow, I'm the only person in the breakfast area, at least for a little while.
- Emotional Reaction: The sheer loneliness of hotel breakfast at 7 AM is almost… poetic. Almost.
- 8:00 AM - Marshfield Clinic (or the Nearest Thing): Okay, I'm not actually here for a medical appointment. I found myself in a Marshfield, and there's not a lot to do, and I've heard of the Marshfield Clinic. And I want to know more about it. And the internet told that there are cool buildings.
- Opinion: I have no idea, but it's something to photograph.
- 10:00 AM - The True Marshfield Experience: THE SPOTS (Part 1): Okay, one more place. It's a local diner. Expect bad coffee, and some amazing breakfast food.
- Reaction: Ah, the sweet smell of fried things and the warmth of human connection. And the amazing coffee. Thank god.
- 12:00 PM: The Ultimate Marshfield Experience - The Central Wisconsin State Fair (Part 2): I'm taking it easy and doing fair-time. I might spend the entire afternoon there.
- Messy Structure: So fair-time, got it.
- Anecdote: I have a deep love for state fairs. The roller coasters, the strange food, the… let's call them unique styles of dress. You meet all kinds of people, hear all kinds of stories. It's pure, unadulterated Americana.
- Doubling Down: The fair is a sensory overload, a kaleidoscope of colors, sounds, and smells. The fried food stalls promise every artery-clogging delight imaginable. The rides scream and whirr, tempting fate and stomach contents. The people are a beautiful, chaotic mix of ages and backgrounds, each with their own stories to tell. I spend hours wandering through it, losing myself in the sights and sounds. I get a corn dog (duh), I ride the tilt-a-whirl (regret soon follows), I spend way too much money on a stuffed animal I don't need, and find myself chatting up a farmer about the merits of different cow breeds. It's… perfect.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Okay, back in town for dinner.
- 7:00 PM - Relaxing: Watching TV.
- 8:00 PM - Bed: Time to sleep
Day 3: Departure and the Longing for a Real Adventure (or at least different adventure)
- 7:00 AM - Repeat Breakfast: The plastic-wrapped muffin looked slightly more appealing today. Maybe it's the familiarity. Or maybe I'm just delirious.
- 8:00 AM - Checkout Trauma: The final reckoning. Praying the front desk lady is awake. Praying I didn’t leave anything important behind.
- 8:30 AM - Departure: One last look at the Baymont. It’s… still there. And I’m leaving. Freedom! (or at least a different beige box to look forward to)
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Mixed feelings. Relief at escaping. Also a small, secret sense of… affection? Baymont, you were… well, something.
- 9:00 AM: Heading Home: Good riddance, Marshfield. Thanks for… the memories? (Mainly the state fair.) Time to hit the road and find something more… dynamic.
Post-Trip Reflection (Because I'm that kind of person)
- Overall Experience: Well, it was… an experience. Marshfield, you're a complicated place. Sometimes you're dull, sometimes you are alright. And the Baymont? It's a good place to, well, stay.
- Would I Do It Again? Probably not. But I'd never say never. And that fair? I'd go back in a heartbeat.
And there you have it, folks! My highly subjective, probably inaccurate, and definitely messy travelogue. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to plan my next adventure. Hopefully, it involves less beige.
Escape to Paradise: La Quinta Inn & Suites Phoenix West Peoria Awaits!
Okay, So... What IS this, Actually? I'm Confused Already.
Alright, alright, settle down. You walked into *this* mess, so let's be honest, you came to the right place. It's a collection of… answers. Sort of. More like, thoughts jumbled together in the hopes of sounding like answers. Or maybe just a really, REALLY long stream-of-consciousness ramble. Honestly, even *I* don't know what the heck it is, but we're committed now. Think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure, but the adventure is a grumpy internal monologue. And you're the unlucky reader.
You Said 'Messy'. How Messy Are We Talking? Like, spilled coffee on the keyboard messy?
Oh honey, you have NO idea. Spilled coffee on the keyboard? That's amateur hour. We're talking… let's see. The time I accidentally deleted the entire family photo album because I was trying to "organize" things. Or the epic online shopping spree at 3 AM fueled by Ben & Jerry's and existential dread. My brain is basically a tangled ball of yarn currently being used as a scratching post by a very hyperactive kitten. So... yes. Messy.
Right, Fine. But What Are You *Actually* Answering Questions *About*? Is there a topic?
See, *here's* the rub. I *intended* for a specific topic, but the brain-kitten has hijacked the narrative. Think of it less as questions and more as… prompts. And my responses are the chaotic, unedited thoughts that spring from them. It's a wild ride. Fasten your seatbelt. Or, you know, don't. What do I care? Just keep a barf bag handy.
Okay, Okay. Let's Get Practical. What's Your Biggest Flaw? (Besides the obvious mess thing)
Oh, where do I begin? Procrastination? Definitely. Lack of focus? Ab-SO-lutely. The tendency to veer wildly off-topic and start obsessing over the nutritional value of mangoes mid-sentence? You betcha. I, like, can't stay on track. Like, I see a shiny idea and I'm off. It's a problem. I swear, sometimes I think my brain is powered by pure, unadulterated ADD. Which is probably the case. Sigh.
And What About Your Strengths? What Can I Get out of this Mess?
Okay, okay, let's try to be optimistic. Look, I *believe* my strength lies in honesty. Brutal honesty. I don't sugarcoat anything. You're getting the unfiltered version of reality, and sometimes that's… well, it’s hilarious, at least to me. Okay maybe not. Uhhh perhaps, if nothing else, you are getting a unique perspective... from the bottom of the rabbit hole. Also I'm a master of overthinking, so you might get some really *weird* insights. (Use them wisely).
So… what if I disagree with something you say? Like, *REALLY* disagree?
Oh, please, feel free! I live for disagreement! Honestly, if you agree with everything I say, I'll start to question my sanity even more than I already do. Critique it, tear it apart, share your own perspectives. That’s what makes this an adventure, not a lecture. I'm pretty sure I can handle it... or at least, I'll pretend to. Inside, I'll probably be silently questioning my entire existence. But that's just a weekday.
Any Advice for Navigating This Chaos?
Here's the golden rule: Don't overthink it. Just go with the flow. It's like riding a very wonky roller coaster. Try to enjoy the ride. Take breaks if you need to. Come back later. Or just abandon ship! (I won't be offended, I swear). And most importantly, *do not* expect to find clear, concise answers and a perfect answer to everything. You *will* be disappointed. Embrace the mess, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find some kind of nugget of… well, I don't know what. But it's probably in there somewhere. Now, let's get back to rambling.
Is this going somewhere? Like, is there an endpoint?
Hahaha! Endpoint? My dear, that assumes I actually *know* where I'm going. No. There is no endpoint. There's just... more. More tangents, more existential crises, more ramblings about the meaning of life and the perfect way to make a cheese sandwich. Prepare for the infinite. Or, y'know, just scroll down and see what happens. I guess that's the best advice I can give!
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