Hattiesburg's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Marriott Review & Booking!

Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Hattiesburg's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Marriott Review & Booking!

Hotel Review: A Chaotic Symphony of Bubbles and Bureaucracy (and Actually Pretty Good Wi-Fi!)

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from… well, let's just call it "The Grand Expanse Hotel" because the actual name is already starting to blur in my sleep-deprived haze. And let me tell you, it was an EXPERIENCE. Think a perfectly manicured garden party crashed by a rabid pack of hyperactive squirrels. Sounds appealing? Read on, my friends.

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Meta Description: A hilariously honest and detailed review of The Grand Expanse Hotel, covering accessibility, amenities, dining, cleanliness, and the overall experience. Find out if this place is a dream, or a slightly deranged reality show! Includes Wi-Fi, spa, and fitness center details.

The Accessibility Gambit: A Mixed Bag (Mostly Pleasant)

I'm happy to report that The Grand Expanse tries on the accessibility front. The lobby is spacious, with a gleaming ramp that mostly works (I saw a scooter get momentarily stuck, but the bellhop, bless his heart, sorted it out immediately). Wheelchair accessible isn't just a checkbox here. The elevator is huge, and there are accessible rooms (though I didn't get to see inside one – another time, maybe). The doorman was genuinely helpful, always holding doors and generally making everyone feel welcome. Plus, you can get all the essential condiments delivered directly to your room. That's a win right there.

On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This is where things got a little murky. We saw a few restaurants with accessible routes, but manoeuvring around tables was a challenge. The bar seemed doable, but it was always packed.

Internet: The Unsung Hero (Seriously, This Was Good!)

Okay, let's be real. In today's world, Wi-Fi is practically a human right. And The Grand Expanse DELIVERS. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And not just some flimsy, buffering, "dial-up in 2002" Wi-Fi. This was STRONG. I'm talking streaming movies without a hitch, video calls that didn't drop, the whole shebang. The Internet [LAN] was also available, but honestly, who uses that anymore? Wi-Fi in public areas was also good, a boon for those moments you're trapped in a waiting area, or pretending to look busy while sneaking a quick Instagram scroll.

Things to Do: A Luxury Buffet of Options (If You Have the Energy)

Good lord, where to begin? The fitness center was a typical hotel gym: a little cramped, a little overused but did the job. Plus, a pool with a view - stunning! The Spa/sauna was heavenly. They had a full menu of treatments (of course, I went straight for the body scrub and a massage; all the "ways to relax" were definitely put to the test! I also saw people enjoying the steam room.

The Swimming Pool [outdoor]: The pool was a godsend. A sprawling, sparkling oasis in the middle of the city. They even had a poolside bar, which, after a few (ahem) cocktails, made all the minor imperfections of the hotel disappear. Pure bliss.

Cleanliness and Safety: An Overachiever (Maybe Overkill?)

Listen, post-pandemic, I'm all for cleanliness. And The Grand Expanse takes it seriously. Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services, and staff trained in safety protocol; their commitment was clear. I was constantly sniffing for cleaning product smells! You know that feeling? The anti-viral cleaning products were evident – and I appreciated it!

They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was a nice touch because it gave me the option to opt out of having my room sanitized again if I didn't want it! You also got the option to have Rooms sanitized between stays, which I think they do as a matter of course.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster

Oh boy, the food. Where do I begin? The breakfast [buffet] was a chaotic masterpiece. Imagine a culinary free-for-all. One-star chef vs. all guests. There's a coffee shop, and the restaurants – varied and loud. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was solid. The Western cuisine in restaurant was ok, but really lacked character.

There was also a poolside bar, which was nice. We also enjoyed the happy hour, where you can get one drink or just try to find the bartender. There was a desserts in restaurant, which were alright. We also had to order a salad in restaurant.

They also had room service, 24-hour, which was a godsend after a LONG day.

Services and Conveniences: A Buffet of Options, But At What Cost?

The hotel offered everything under the sun. Air conditioning in public area (essential), a concierge (helpful, but occasionally clueless), dry cleaning, laundry service, you name it. They had a cash withdrawal option, with a convenience store on-site. But the sheer volume of services felt a bit overwhelming. Like, is it really necessary to have a shrine on the premises? (Yes, there was a shrine. Don't ask.)

For the Kids: Babysitting, but Bring Earplugs

Yes, it's family/child friendly. The kids facilities were impressive. But if you're not into screaming kids, this might not be the place for you. Just kidding! There's babysitting service, in case you want to escape the chaos.

Available in all rooms:

  • Air conditioning (thank GOD!)
  • Alarm clock (that I promptly disabled)
  • Bathrobes (fluffy!)
  • Bathroom phone (who DOESN'T need one?)
  • Bathtub (essential for a luxurious soak)
  • Blackout curtains (crucial for escaping the afternoon sun)
  • Coffee/tea maker (a lifesaver)
  • Complimentary tea (a nice touch)
  • Daily housekeeping (my room was spotless!)
  • Desk (for all those important emails…or just online shopping)

My Experience: The Good, The Bad, and the Utterly Bizarre

Okay, here's the juicy stuff. The best thing? That Wi-Fi. Seriously, I'm still dreaming of it. The worst? Probably the sheer volume of things going on at any given moment. It was sensory overload.

I had one particularly memorable experience. I attempted to get a cup of coffee at 3 AM. I went to the 24-hour room service and ordered some coffee. They brought it to me by 3:15 AM. It was the best cup of coffee I've ever had!

The Verdict: A Messy, But Ultimately Worthwhile, Stay

Would I go back to The Grand Expanse Hotel? Honestly? Probably. Despite the chaos, the occasional logistical hiccups, and the general feeling of being slightly bewildered, there's a warmth, a genuine effort to please, that's hard to resist. And the Wi-Fi? Oh, the Wi-Fi. That alone is worth the price of admission. Just pack some earplugs (and maybe a therapist's number).

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Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Okay, buckle up buttercup, 'cause this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is MY reality-TV show disguised as a plan for a stay at the Courtyard by Marriott in Hattiesburg. Don't expect perfectly timed yoga sessions and inspirational sunrise hikes, because, frankly, I'm more likely to trip over a potted fern in the lobby. Here we go…

Hattiesburg, Mississippi: Operation "Survive the South (and Maybe Even Enjoy It)"

Day 1: Arrival & Appraisal (aka, Judging the Carpeting)

  • 1:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Hattiesburg-Laurel Regional Airport (PIB). Okay, first off, I love small airports. There's a certain…charm to them. Less stress, fewer people trying to shove their carry-ons into the overhead bins. Assuming my flight wasn't delayed by some rogue flock of geese deciding to have a picnic on the runway, I should arrive relatively smoothly.
  • 1:30 PM: Car rental shenanigans. Pray to the rental gods that I don't get stuck with the "economy" car. I'm talking, the kind where you have to choose between AC and a working radio. If I get that, I'm putting in a formal complaint. (Or maybe I’ll just cry in the parking lot, depends on the day.)
  • 2:00 PM: Check into the Courtyard by Marriott. Now, this is where the REAL fun begins. First order of business: room inspection. I'm not a hotel snob, but I do have standards. Cleanliness is key. I’m talking serious dust-bunny elimination, and maybe even a sniff test for that "freshly-cleaned" smell that should be more than just… febreze. Am I right? The bathroom is a make-or-break situation. If I see even one hair that isn't mine, I'm demanding a room swap.
  • 2:30-4:00 PM: Unpack, assess the view (hopefully it’s NOT the parking lot), and… wait for it… collapse on the bed. Okay, I'm not going to lie, I probably overpacked. But, hey, you never know what situations might happen.
  • 4:00-5:00 PM: Explore the hotel. Pool time! Or, at least, a quick glance at the pool. I'm more of a "sitting on the edge with my feet dangling" kind of person. Maybe a quick peek at the gym (more for the comedic value of my attempt to work out). Find the elevators, the vending machines (because I'm pretty much fueled by caffeine and questionable snacks), and mentally note the locations of the fire escapes. Safety first, people!
  • 5:00-6:00 PM: Rambling time: My initial impression of the hotel is probably going to be wildly inaccurate. I’ve learned this over the years. My first reaction to a place, any place, is generally pretty superficial. I’m basing everything on the first hour: the lighting, the smell, the number of people wearing Crocs. I'll probably be utterly wrong and that's fine! Also, I'm already starting to feel that weird "travel brain" where I'm simultaneously exhilarated and exhausted.
  • 6:00-7:30 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. Research is key here. That's right, I have a whole list of places. I'm thinking something authentically Southern. Fried chicken? Shrimp and grits? Whatever it is, I want to try it. Okay, maybe not everything. I'm not THAT adventurous. I'm hoping they have good iced tea. It's a serious test of a Southern establishment.
  • 7:30-9:00 PM: Evening stroll. Yes, I hear you. It sounds cliché, but I'm craving taking in the small-town vibe. See the sights. Check out the public art. Maybe a quiet park? The only thing is, I have to be brave and watch for those mosquitoes, you know the feeling.
  • 9:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Watch TV, read a book, and try to resist the urge to check my email. Maybe, just maybe, I'll actually go to sleep before midnight. Probably not.

Day 2: Embracing Hattiesburg (and Maybe a Little Bit of Hysteria)

  • 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up! (Or, more likely, be rudely awakened by the hotel alarm clock, which I will promptly smash with my pillow.) Stumble into the hotel breakfast. Grab a coffee and make my best impression that I'm not an undead creature. It's a buffet, so I'm expecting a mix of deliciousness and "mystery meat." Fingers crossed for the waffle maker. I live for hotel waffle makers.
  • 8:00-9:00 AM: Get ready for action! I need to gather my strength and put my travel face on – it’s a long day ahead.
  • 9:00 AM: This is where things could REALLY go south: Visit the University of Southern Mississippi campus. I’m not sure why I added this to the list really, and to be completely honest, I've never been a big fan of college campuses. They always make me feel old, and I have a hard time not wanting to just sit on a bench and people-watch. But, I'll try to channel my inner tourist. See the sights, marvel at the architecture, and try not to get lost. (Chances of the latter: VERY high).
  • 12:00 PM: Lunch! Gotta fuel up for the rest of the day. Maybe find a cute little local place for lunch. I'm hoping for a sandwich shop, or maybe a diner. And of course, I'm looking for the best sweet tea in town.
  • 1:00 PM: Okay, now here’s the moment of truth. The BIG EVENT: I'm planning on visiting… a historical site. I'm going to go with a museum, because it gives more opportunities to sit. Museums are great—I can wander around, absorb some culture, and feel like a sophisticated traveler. I'll probably get incredibly distracted by some random object, or wander off and get lost. I might get a little too enthusiastic. This is where I fully embrace the chaos.
  • 4:00 PM: A little bit of free time. What should I do? I could explore some other attractions - go for a scenic drive. Or I could just chill in the hotel room and binge-watch TV. I think I’ll need to play this one by ear.
  • 6:00 PM: Dinner! I'm planning on something casual, maybe a pizzeria. I’ll keep an eye out for some local places.
  • 7:30 PM: Back at the hotel. Read, relax, maybe rewatch my favorite YouTube videos.
  • 9:00 PM – to infinity: Lights out. Maybe. Definitely maybe not.

Day 3: Departure (and the Aftermath)

  • 7:00 AM: Try to wake up. Repeat the hotel breakfast ritual.
  • 8:00 AM: Final check-out. Hope I didn't leave anything behind!
  • 9:00 AM: Head to the airport. Say goodbye to Hattiesburg! And to the Marriott!
  • TBD: Flight home.
  • The Aftermath: After arriving home, I'll need a week's worth of sleep. But hey, at least I'll have stories.

Important Considerations (aka, My Mental Checklist):

  • Weather: Check the weather forecast religiously. Pack accordingly.
  • Emergency Contacts: Have them written down.
  • Phone Charger: Absolutely non-negotiable.
  • Snacks: Because hangry travel is the WORST.
  • My Sense of Humor: Because I'm going to need it.

So there you have it. My incredibly messy, imperfect, and hopefully hilarious plan for my Hattiesburg adventure. Wish me luck, because I'm going to need it. Maybe I'll see you there, lost and confused in the waffle line!

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Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United StatesOkay, buckle up buttercup. We're not just making FAQs today; we're dissecting them, stuffing them full of life and then kicking them down the street like a can of worms. Here we go, with *div itemscope itemtype='https://schema.org/FAQPage'*: ```html

Ugh, What *IS* This FAQ Thing Anyway? (And Why Should I Care?)

Okay, so picture this: you’re desperately Googling "how to un-stick a stuck zipper" at 3 AM, bleary-eyed and fueled by regret. Then, BAM! You stumble upon a website with a glorious FAQ. It’s like the angels themselves whispered the answers. That, my friend, is the power of an FAQ. Basically, it’s a collection of Frequently Asked Questions (duh) designed to save you (and me, and everyone else) a ton of time. Now, why should *you* care? Because if you're smart, you're gonna want to build one. Think: less frustration, more people getting their answers, and way less of you having to manually respond to the same dang questions a million times. I mean, *I* care because it means I don’t have to keep explaining what an FAQ is and can get back to my life of binge-watching terrible reality TV (don’t judge).

Is Making an FAQ Actually Hard? Because My Brain Cells are Already at Capacity.

Honestly? It can be. But don't let the "hard" part scare you. It's more like...slightly annoying, like when your sock keeps slipping down in your shoe all day. The hardest part? Knowing what questions to include. Here’s my secret weapon: go through your email (or, you know, your customer service chat logs, if you have them). What questions pop up *constantly*? Those are the gold. You've got a starting point. Then, you start brainstorming. What are the pain points? What do people *assume* about your thingamajig? What are those burning, niggling doubts they just *have* to know? And you can always use free tools to help you, like ChatGPT to help brainstorm.

So, Let's Say I DO Make an FAQ. Where Do I Even *PUT* the Damn Thing?

Ah, the million-dollar question (well, maybe not). The location of your FAQ depends, mostly, on what it is you are dealing with. * **On your website:** This is *prime real estate*. Stick it in the footer. Or create a whole dedicated "Help" or "Support" page that links from your main navigation. * **In your product documentation:** This is crucial if your product is complicated. * **Within your app or software:** Make it easily accessible, preferably with a search function. No one wants to scroll through a mile-long FAQ. Trust me. * **Emails:** When someone emails you a question frequently answered in the FAQ, you can send a link to it.
Okay, here’s a slightly embarrassing story: I once searched for the FAQ on a big tech company's site for *ages*. Turns out, it was hiding in plain sight… in the far-right of the header, in a small, almost-invisible link. I felt like a total idiot. Point is: make it OBVIOUS, people! Make it stupidly easy to find. Seriously, I don't want to relive that experience of feeling like a complete buffoon ever again.

Do I Have to Write FAQ Questions in Literal Question Form? Like… "What are the Benefits of Your Widget?"

Look, technically, you *can*. It's perfectly acceptable. But… it can feel a little robotic, right? Like you're writing a textbook. I prefer to use a mix of question-style and statement-style. It keeps things interesting. "Benefits of Our Widget" is fine. But maybe you can rephrase it as "What's so great about our Widget, anyway?" Or "Why is Your Widget the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread?" (Okay, maybe not *that* dramatic, unless your widget *actually* is that revolutionary.) The goal is to sound human, not like a corporate drone spewing jargon. Imagine you're explaining things to a friend. That's the vibe you want.

What if My Thing is Super Complicated? Should My FAQ be a Novel?

Whoa there, Tolstoy! No. *Definitely* not a novel. Keep it concise, my friend. Bite-sized. Because let's be honest, most people have the attention span of a goldfish. Break down complex topics into smaller questions and answers. Use bullet points, headings, and visuals (if appropriate) to make it easy to scan. You *could* link to a more detailed page *from* your FAQ answer if it is needed. But never, *ever*, make someone read a wall of text to find out how to, say, reset their password. I learned this the hard way, believe me. I once tried to set up a complex piece of software with instructions that filled like 10 pages. Complete disaster. Nobody read the whole document.

How Often Should I Update This Thing? And What if Everything I Know is Wrong?

Ah, the eternal question! How often? *Constantly*, ideally. Seriously. Here's the deal: your product/service/thingamajig is *always* evolving. Your customer's questions are too. Revisit your FAQ at least quarterly. Or when you release something new or get a burst of common questions. Does anything need clarification? Are there new questions popping up? Are the answers still accurate? And the "everything I know is wrong" fear? Totally normal! We all make mistakes. The point is to learn, adapt, and fix things. Don't be afraid to admit you were wrong (even if you were *really* sure at the time). The world won't end. Seriously, embrace the fact you'll get things wrong! And when you do, fix it!

Can a Frequently Asked Questions Page *Really* Solve World Hunger? (Okay, fine, maybe not… but can it help me?)

Okay, let's be realistic, an FAQ is not going to solve world hunger. I wish. But it *can* help you in a bunch of ways. It can: * **Save time:** Yours and your team's. * **Improve customer satisfaction:** Fewer frustrated people = happier people. * **Reduce support costs:** Less manual answering of the same questions. * **Boost your SEO:** Properly optimized FAQs can help you rank better in search results. * **Make you look competent:** Seriously, a well-crafted FAQ shows you know your stuff. * **Stop you from screaming into the void because you have to answer the same questions day in and day out.** (Okay, that's the most important one.) So, yeah, it *can* help you. A lot.

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Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

Courtyard by Marriott Hattiesburg Hattiesburg (MS) United States

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