
Cambridge Getaway: Days Inn & Suites Awaits!
Staying at the (Let's Just Call it) "Grand Splendor": A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this is not your average, sanitized review. This is real life, distilled into a hotel stay. The Grand Splendor… well, let's dive in, shall we?
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Meta Description: Unfiltered review of the Grand Splendor hotel: Accessibility, dining, spa, and more! Find out what makes this hotel tick (or maybe twitch) and if it's worth your precious vacation days. Honest opinions, funny anecdotes, and all the messy details you need to make a decision.
Alright, the Chaos Begins…
Accessibility: (Okay, This Actually Matters)
I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I always look for places that get accessibility. The Grand Splendor, bless its marble-clad heart, tried. They boast "Facilities for disabled guests" and "Elevator," which is a START, but that's like saying you have food – yeah, but is it good food? I poked around. They seemed to have ramps, but I could only do so much investigation since I don't need them. My heart goes out to anyone relying on these things, because it can be a gamble but I've heard from many sources it's hit and miss. If you depend on fully wheelchair accessible this is still a gamble. I'd phone ahead and ask very specific questions.
On-site Restaurants/Lounges: (Food, Glorious (But Messy) Food)
Okay. The food. This is where things got interesting. There were restaurants, plural. "A la carte," "Buffet," "Vegetarian restaurant" (hallelujah!), "Asian cuisine," "International cuisine." They had everything on paper. The reality… well, let's just say it was a bit like a culinary choose-your-own-adventure, with varying degrees of success.
The Buffet of the Gods (or Maybe Just the Slightly Annoyed): Breakfast? "Buffet in restaurant." Yes indeed. And it's… a buffet. Now, I'm a buffet fan. I appreciate options. But this felt a bit… overwhelming. Too much sausage. Too many pastries. I swear, I saw a single waffle staring at me, daring me to eat it before it went stale. The "Asian breakfast" corner was a highlight, though the congee seemed… a little watery. Still, points for trying.
The "A la Carte" Adventure: Tried the "Asian cuisine" restaurant one night. Ordered something sounding very sophisticated, only to receive a plate that resembled the leftovers of a high school cafeteria. The flavors were… enthusiastic. The service was spotty, the waiter kept asking if I was ok.
Poolside Bar: One of my favorite moments was at the bar. I ordered a cocktail, a classic, and the bartender, bless him, looked utterly bewildered by the idea of mixing beyond vodka and orange juice. He's got a chance, but the cocktails, not so much.
Wheelchair Accessible: (See Above, Still Murky)
I can't give a definitive answer. "Facilities for disabled guests." Yes. Fully guaranteed accessible rooms I can not say. CALL BEFORE!!
Internet Access & Tech Shenanigans (because, let's be real, we need it):
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! – Success! And it actually worked (most of the time). A small miracle. I streamed some terrible movies on my laptop and felt grateful.
- Internet [LAN]: I did see the option for this, but I'm not sure I saw a jack on the wall. I'm guessing this is more for the business people, like the next section.
- Internet Services: They have it all, but the speed is pretty hit or miss.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Yes, but slow. Like, dial-up slow. Embrace the digital dark ages.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: (Spa, Fitness, and the Pursuit of Zen)
- Spa: Ah, the spa. Promises of escape and tranquility! The "Body wrap" was… fine. The massage, however, was pure bliss. I'm not kidding. I feel like I'm coming to life.
- Pool with view: Gorgeous. Pure bliss.
- Fitness center: Adequate. Sufficient equipment for a basic workout. The treadmill looked a bit… ancient. I took a picture of it, it was that bad.
- Sauna & Steamroom: Yes, yes, and yes.
- Swimming pool: Beautiful, and well-maintained.
Cleanliness and Safety: (The Post-Pandemic Reality Check)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Claimed!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Seems like it.
- Hand sanitizer: Abundant.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Presumably.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: I sincerely hope so.
- I even saw "Sterilizing equipment"
- Physical Distancing: They tried.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: That would have been nice.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (More Food Adventures!)
- Breakfast in room: Yes.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Yes!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Poolside bar, Snack bar: All available!
- Room service [24-hour]: Lifesaver at 3 AM. The food consistency, however, was all over the place.
- Safe dining setup: Seemed responsible.
Services and Conveniences: (The Bells and Whistles)
- Cash withdrawal: Yes!
- Concierge: Helpful, but a little… overworked.
- Daily housekeeping: Efficient.
- Elevator: Yes.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Standard tourist fare.
- Laundry service & Dry cleaning: A godsend.
- Luggage storage: Handy.
- Poolside bar: Yeah.
- Safe deposit boxes: Good.
- Terrace: Lovely.
For the Kids: (Family-Friendly or Family-Frazzled?)
- Babysitting service: Unclear if it's a real thing.
- Family/child friendly: They say so, but I didn't see any kids. Maybe it's the off-season?
Access, Security, and Peace of Mind:
- CCTV in common areas & outside: Reassuring.
- Check-in/out [express]: Available.
- Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms: Essential.
- Front desk [24-hour], Doorman, Security [24-hour]: Always a good sign.
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes.
- Safety/security feature: Present.
Getting Around: (Taxi! Car! Uber!)
- Airport transfer: Available.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: Plenty of options.
- Taxi service: Easy to find.
Available in All Rooms: (The Nitty-Gritty)
- Air conditioning: Crucial.
- Alarm clock: Useful.
- Bathrobes: Nice touch.
- Bathtub: Excellent after a long day.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea : The details!
- Desk: Good.
- Hair dryer: Definitely needed.
- In-room safe box: Secure.
- Internet access – wireless: See above!
- Ironing facilities: Perfect.
- Laptop workspace: Handy.
- Mini bar: Expensive.
- Non-smoking: A must.
- Private bathroom: Yes.
- Refrigerator: Helpful.
- Satellite/cable channels: Standard.
- Shower: Yes, but a little lukewarm.
- Slippers: Nice touch.
- Smoke detector: Present.
- Toiletries: Adequate.
- Wake-up service: Never used it.
- **Wi-Fi [free]:

Alright, buckle up buttercups, cause this ain't your grandma's rigid itinerary. This is me, raw and unfiltered, navigating the Days Inn & Suites by Wyndham in Cambridge, Maryland. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta "wait, did I just…?" moments.
Days Inn & Suites by Wyndham Cambridge - My (Probably Improvised) Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the Promise of "Maryland" (and Possibly Regret)
- 3:00 PM: Check-in. Okay, initial thoughts? The lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and… ambition? Hey, I'm here! The front desk person, bless their heart, seems to have seen some things. I picture them at a poker game with the ghosts of past weary travelers. Key card acquired. Mission: Get to the room and avoid tripping over my own feet.
- 3:15 PM: Room acquired. Carpet: beige. Bedspread: uh, patterned. Bathroom: functional. I immediately check for… well, let's just say I'm a hygiene-obsessed traveler. It passes the initial sniff test. Whew. I unpack, or rather, hurl my luggage contents onto the bed, which is probably a crime in some decorating circles.
- 4:00 PM: Okay, gotta get some bearings. I walk around with my mouth hanging open (don't judge me, it's a new place, and I'm a looky-loo) and try to locate the vending machine. Turns out, it's in a shadowy corner of the hallway, next to a vending machine that looks like it died a long time ago. I get a bag of chips that tastes mostly air, and a soda that I swear has been carbonated with sadness.
- 5:00 PM: Time for a walk! (Gotta walk off the chips.) I wander the streets of Cambridge. Honestly? It's charming in a slightly… forgotten sort of way. I find a park with a boat ramp with a sign that says, "Absolutely No Swimming." I'm not sure what possessed the sign maker to specify "absolutely," I'm not planning on jumping in the river, but the sign spoke to my soul.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner! I found a little place called "The Blue Crab," and well, the name pretty much says it all. I order crab cakes. Oh, glorious, buttery, crab-filled goodness! The waitress is a local legend, she knows every person in there and keeps the conversation flowing. I'm pretty sure she's psychic, too, because she anticipated my every need. I almost cry. It was the best meal of my entire life.
- 9:00 PM: Back at the hotel. I turn on the TV, expecting to find some mindless entertainment, but the cable is a disappointment. I'm pretty much the only one watching cable. I find a rerun of an old sitcom, and I'm suddenly fighting back tears. I can't decide if my feelings are from the chips or some kind of existential sadness.
- 10:00 PM: After a long period of staring at the ceiling feeling confused, I finally pass out.
Day 2: The Eastern Shore Awakens (and My Liver Suffers)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. The sun is peeking through the curtains, but I'm not really ready to greet the day. The "free breakfast" awaits, and my expectations are, shall we say, low.
- 8:30 AM: The breakfast! Cereal, some dubious-looking pastries, and instant coffee. I grab a bagel that's harder than concrete and contemplate my life choices. But, hey, there's a waffle maker! I make three, and eat them all. No regrets.
- 9:30 AM: Exploration! I am going to explore the "Choptank River Lighthouse" because it is recommended. And, wow, that old lighthouse is gorgeous! I'm a sucker for the sea and old buildings.
- 11:00 AM: Delving into the depths of the Chesapeake Bay. Seriously, I hit up the Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad National Historical Park. It's a little heavy, to be honest. I see the old places where people were trying to escape, and I can't help but feeling a little bit haunted.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I find a small seafood shack. More fried food. (Who am I to resist?!)
- 3:00 PM: Time for some more "deliberate wandering!" I'm going to take a deep dive into the local shops. Not too much to report, but I bought a t-shirt that says "Cambridge: Where the crabs are as salty as the people." It seemed fitting.
- 5:00 PM: Pool time. Yes! The indoor pool! I'm not a particularly strong swimmer, but I'm willing to dip my toes and make some waves. The kid's are fighting over the pool noodles. I'M joining in.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Back to "The Blue Crab!" Order is the same, and I find myself having a full conversation with the waitress. I learn all the local gossip, and find out I'm in love with Maryland.
- 9:00 PM: I'm back at the hotel, feeling contemplative.
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Smell of Crab Cakes (and Maybe Mild Sadness)
- 8:00 AM: Another breakfast! More waffles! More sadness!
- 9:00 AM: Pack. I survey my belongings, which are now a jumbled mess, and attempt to shove everything back into my suitcase. Success! (Mostly.)
- 10:00 AM: Check-out. Saying goodbye to the front desk person who is probably exhausted, just like me.
- 11:00 AM: I wander the streets of the town looking back at the hotel, and I realize I'm going to miss the place. The end.
- 12:00 PM: I get in the car, and start the drive home.
This itinerary, as you can see, is more of a suggestion than a strict guide. It's a snapshot of a trip, filled with the highs and lows, the ridiculous and the sublime, the good food and the bad cable. And, hopefully, you've enjoyed it and are not looking at your life choices.
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