Fort Worth TCU Game Day Getaway: TownePlace Suites Special!
The [Hotel Name] Review: A Messy, Honest, and Sometimes Over-the-Top Adventure
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to launch you into the whirlwind that is my experience at the [Hotel Name]. Forget the perfectly polished PR spin, you're getting the raw, unfiltered truth. This ain't no cookie-cutter review; it's more like a chaotic, caffeine-fueled rant… that might actually be helpful? Maybe? Let's find out.
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Let's Get Dirty: Accessibility, Baby! (Or, The Triumph and Tragedy of My Legs)
Okay, first things first: I always check the accessibility. I've got a friend who uses a wheelchair, and it’s a bloody nightmare when places aren't up to snuff. So…
Wheelchair Accessible: The website said wheelchair accessible, and… mostly, it was. There were ramps and elevators, which is a HUGE win. Now, the tiny little cracks in the pavement leading to the ramp? Not so much. My friend almost ate it a couple of times, but hey, at least the FRONT DOOR was accessible, which counts for something, and the reception area, that was pretty smooth sailing, to be fair. Definitely some good things, absolutely.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Okay, this is where things got a little… fuzzy. The main restaurant seemed fine (wide aisles, accessible tables), but the poolside bar? The access was iffy. My friend had to navigate some slightly treacherous terrain to get to the bar. Come on, guys! This is the age of inclusivity!
Facilities for disabled guests: Yeah, there were, you had to request it, but it did exist, and that's better than nothing. No complaints about that facility.
Connectivity: The Wi-Fi Saga (A Modern-Day Epic)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YES! Thank the gods of connectivity! This is essential! And it was actually… reliable. I mean, not blazing fast, but good enough to post a few Insta stories, which, you know, is the most important test of any hotel's worth.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas: They had all of this. Again, good. Everything worked, and that counts for a lot.
- Wi-Fi for special events: Didn't test this, as I was busy getting lost in the endless buffet.
Things to Do & Ways To Almost Relax (Where My Inner Couch Potato Almost Won)
Fitness Center: The gym… Let's just say it wasn't exactly a state-of-the-art fitness palace. More like a well-intentioned storage room with some treadmills and free weights. I used it, but I wouldn't write home about it.
Pool with view: THE VIEW! YES! The pool was gorgeous even though the water was a bit chilly. Honestly, just sitting by the pool and looking at the view was enough of a win for me.
Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Right, the spa. I'm a sucker for a good spa day. The sauna and steamroom were decent, nothing to write home about, but functional. The massage was… okay. Honestly, it’s a gamble, isn't it? I came out of the spa feeling… neutral. Like I'd had a massage. Not transcended, not reborn, just…massaged.
Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage: So, I am a sucker for a good body scrub, right? But this body scrub… hmm, I could do better myself with a handful of rock salt and some old yogurt. Still, a foot bath was lovely.
Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Amazing. I could sit here forever.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did I Survive? (Spoiler Alert: Yes)
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Okay, I got to say, they REALLY took this stuff seriously. I’m talking, like, borderline obsessive. Everywhere you turned, there was hand sanitizer, smiling staff with masks, and a general air of “we are trying our best to keep you alive.” Which I appreciated! The food was safe, I felt safe, my anxiety even took a nap.
Shared stationery removed: Good, smart, efficient.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Diary
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant: Alright, the food. Let's break this down piece by piece. The buffet was the star of the show, in terms of the variety. There were endless possibilities. And the coffee shop? Decent coffee. Not life-changing, but gets the job done.
Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant: Desserts were on point. Happy hour was, well, happy. And International cuisine was pretty solid.
Poolside bar: Yes. Essential.
Restaurants: There were multiple restaurants.
Room service [24-hour]: Always a win. Especially after a long day of… well, you know.
Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The vegetarian options were good, the salad bar was plentiful. Basically, my belly was happy.
Services & Conveniences: The Extras (And Some Annoyances)
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They had pretty much everything you could want. Contactless check-in was a dream. The doorman was lovely. The convenience store? Crucial for midnight snack runs. Honestly, I barely used these amenities, but hey, it's nice to know they’re there.
- Food delivery, Food delivery from a restaurant, Coffee shop: Yes, amazing, incredible.
For the Kids: (Because I Saw Some)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I didn't have any kids with me, but I saw a lot of kids. (Shudders). The hotel seemed to cater to them, which is a good thing.
- Babysitting is available
Accessibility: The Nuts and Bolts Again
- Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: The security was great, really made me feel safe, the staff were all top notch.
Getting Around: The Airport Shuffle
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Airport transfer was smooth. The car park was free, a rare and beautiful sight. I didn't need any of the other services, but they were there!
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty Gritty
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're talking a Fort Worth adventure, starting… well, starting whenever I finally pry myself out of this glorious TownePlace Suites bed. (Seriously, the pillows are a crime – of utter comfort.)
Fort Worth, TX - The Un-Perfect Adventure (because life isn't, and neither should travel be)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and BBQ Bliss (Maybe)
1:00 PM (ish): Finally, finally, FINALLY checked in. Let the record show: I almost forgot my toothbrush. Crisis averted. Room looks… fine. Clean enough. That's all that matters. Found a mini-fridge, which is CRUCIAL for my carefully curated selection of… okay, mostly Diet Coke. Don't judge. This Texas heat, man. It'll get ya.
1:30 PM: Mild panic attack. Where am I going? What am I supposed to do? This is what happens when I try to “wing it.” Breathe, Jessica, breathe. Okay, plan: Find sustenance.
2:30 PM: BBQ Hunt! I decided to take a stroll near the hotel, and then realized my mistake. Should've rented a car! I'm trying to get that good Texas BBQ, which is an essential component. First stop: a place called "Railhead BBQ" - its a pretty long walk. I'm already regretting my lack of wheels, and the sun is a brutal master today.
3:30 PM: Arrived at Railhead BBQ, with some sunburn and a healthy dose of "what have I gotten myself into?" I'm feeling a little lost. It's a chaotic mix of delicious smells and a general sense of "everyone here knows what they're doing but me." I ordered the pulled pork sandwich and it was… adequate. Okay, it was good, but after all the hype, I was hoping for a religious experience. Maybe I build it up too much. Disappointment!
4:30 PM: Stumbled back to the hotel (walk of shame? Definitely). Tried to watch TV, but even the remote feels mocking me. The Discovery Channel is showing a show about… snakes. Nope. Not today.
6:00 PM: A brave attempt to venture out and enjoy the pool, immediately shut down due to a small child having their second meltdown in 30 minutes. Okay, back to the room.
7:00 PM: Found some microwavable… something in the hotel shop. Dinner success! After the BBQ disappointment, I'm not taking any more risks.
8:00 PM: This is my favorite time to lay in bed and watch some TV. Today, I'm probably going to re-watch the entire series of "Parks and Rec."
Day 2: Culture, Cattle Drives, and a Whole Lot of Walking (My Feet are Killing Me)
- 9:00 AM (ish): Breakfast at the hotel. The waffle machine is my friend. Seriously, the only friend I have today. Fueling up for a day of… well, whatever I decide to do.
- 10:00 AM: Decided I should probably at least pretend to be cultured. Destination: The Fort Worth Cultural District. I am already feeling overwhelmed by the shear number of art exhibits and places to explore! The Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth is going to be a fun and amazing experience.
- 1:00 PM: The Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth. Wow. Just… wow. I understand nothing, and everything, all at once. The architecture is stunning. The art… well, some of it I get. Some of it makes me think I need a nap. But the whole experience? Totally worth it.
- 3:00 PM: Walked over to the stockyards. Okay, the crowds are insane, but… the cattle drive? Magical. Cheesy? Maybe. But I'm a sucker for a good ol' Texas spectacle! The cowboys were actually very friendly, and took photos with families and kids. The whole atmosphere felt good.
- 4:00 PM: Trying to find something on the menu other than BBQ so I can "prove to myself" that I can branch out. I found a burger!
- 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Walked through the stockyards, enjoying the sights and sounds. My feet are killing me. Like, seriously. I need a foot massage.
- 8:00 PM: Hit up the hotel gym briefly because I feel guilty about all the food I'm eating. My body does not enjoy cardio. But I tried!
Day 3: TCU, Thrifting, and the Realization I Need More Vacation Time
- 9:00 AM: The breakfast waffle machine is still my friend. But the buffet is running low.
- 10:00 AM: A visit to Texas Christian University (TCU), because why not? Beautiful campus. Wish I was this disciplined in college. The students look annoyingly happy.
- 12:00 PM: Thrifting! Scored a vintage t-shirt, a pair of ridiculously oversized sunglasses, and a vague sense of accomplishment.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Pizza. I'm not sorry.
- 3:00 PM: Back in the room. Feeling the vacation blues hit hard. I have like 7 hours left with me, but I'm already planning the next trip. I need a massage.
- 5:00 PM: Packing! Ugh.
- 6:00 PM: One last stroll. Found a place to grab a final meal, then back to the hotel to watch one last movie.
- 8:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. The end!
Post-Trip Thoughts (Because No Trip is Truly Over Until You Overanalyze It)
- I need to walk more.
- I need to eat less BBQ (lies!)
- I need another vacation. Immediately.
And that, my friends, is the messy, wonderful, and (mostly) truthful story of my Fort Worth adventure. It was a time. Maybe not a perfect time. But a time nonetheless. And isn't that what it's all about?
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