Escape to Des Moines: AC Hotel's East Village Oasis Awaits!
Escape to Des Moines: AC Hotel's East Village Oasis – A Review That's Honestly Real (and Slightly Chaotic)
Okay, so, let's be real. Reviewing hotels is… well, it's a process. And this review of the AC Hotel Des Moines? It's gonna be a messy, honest, and likely hilarious process. Buckle up, buttercups.
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First Impressions (and a bit of a rant…):
Arriving at the AC Hotel, you immediately get that modern, minimalist vibe. Shiny glass, sleek lines… it’s… fine. Honestly, my first thought? "Hope the beds are comfortable because this place looks like it's trying very hard to be cool." And that's the problem, isn't it? Hotels can sometimes try too hard. But hey, I'm here to judge, so let's dive in, shall we?
Accessibility: Let's Be Respectful
Right, so, Accessibility. This is super important. The AC Hotel Des Moines proudly boasts (and rightly so) about its commitment to being accessible. Wheelchair accessible throughout the property? Check. Elevator? Of course. They even got Facilities for disabled guests. Look, it's 2024, and we should expect this, but I'm happy to see it's available and well-maintained. And the fact it's CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gives a sense of more safety.
On-Site Eats and Booze (My True Loves):
Okay, let’s get to the real good stuff. Restaurants. The AC Hotel Des Moines has an on-site restaurant and a Poolside bar. Now, I didn't get to fully explore that poolside bar because, honestly, Iowa weather likes to troll you. But let me tell you about the restaurant!
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: They have a Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, and even a Snack bar. The Breakfast service is… well, it's available. (I’m sensing a theme here, haha). They offer Breakfast [buffet] and also A la carte in restaurant but also a Breakfast takeaway service (which I adored). I had more than one Coffee/tea in restaurant, and one time, while grabbing my coffee, I saw the barista drop the milk container on the floor, but luckily, he noticed right away and brought a new one.
- Cuisine: The menus focus on International cuisine in restaurant with delicious dishes, but also serve a Western breakfast. I had the most lovely Salad in restaurant and a decent Soup in restaurant.
- My One Experience with the Buffet: Look, Buffets. They're a gamble. This one was… fine. Not mind-blowing, but it had the essentials. Decent pastries (my weakness!), some fruit, but the hot food? Meh. Standard hotel breakfast fare. My biggest issue? The scrambled eggs. They were dry. So dry I could have used them as a paperweight. I actually said (to myself, because, you know, social awkwardness) "Damn, those eggs are drier than my Tinder profile after a week." I’m not even going to get into how I almost got caught in a queue of people, all jostling for the last of the bacon. Seriously, it was a buffet battleground. But hey, it was breakfast. And breakfast is good. Always.
Rooms & Amenities (The Place I Slept):
My room! My little sanctuary! Let me dive in.
- Available in all rooms: The basics were all there. Air conditioning. Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains (a godsend!), Complimentary tea, Hair dryer, High floor (score!), In-room safe box (always important for those… ahem, treasures), Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Non-smoking. You know, the usual suspects. I'm also pleased to report: Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free].
- The Good: The bed. The glorious bed. Seriously, one of the most comfortable hotel beds I've sunk into. I had an extra long bed (a blessing for tall people like yours truly!). The blackout curtains were amazing. I slept like a baby, which is saying something since I'm basically a light sleeper.
- The Not-So-Good: The décor. Again, it felt a little sterile. Like a Pinterest board came to life. But hey, maybe that’s just me. The internet access – wireless did, however, drop out a couple of times. Minor annoyance, but worth noting.
- Additional Toilet: A dream to poop with all the comfort there is.
Ways to Relax & Get Your Sweat On (Or Not):
- Fitness Center & Spa: They have a Fitness center and an offering for folks to Relax: a Sauna, Steamroom, a Pool with view, Massage, and a Spa/sauna. I didn't get a massage because, let's be honest, I was being lazy. But I did use the Gym/fitness, which was well-equipped. Treadmills, weights, the whole shebang. The sauna was divine after a long day of… well, whatever I was doing. The Swimming pool was open, and it looked glorious, but the aforementioned Iowa weather said "nope."
- Cleanliness & Safety (Because We Have to Be Realistic):
This is where the AC Hotel really shines. They clearly take cleanliness seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Hot water linen and laundry washing, and Professional-grade sanitizing services. The hotel’s all-around Hygiene certification is top-notch, and I had zero worries on this front.
- More Safety Features: CCTV in common areas, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Room sanitization opt-out available, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], and Smoke alarms. I appreciated the visible emphasis on safety.
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things):
- The Good Bits: Concierge, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities (look, I'm not one for meetings, but they have them!), Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and Wi-Fi for special events. They offer Business facilities with Audio-visual equipment for special events, Invoice provided, and Projector/LED display.
- The Meh: The Convenience store, as always, felt overpriced. But hey, that’s hotel life.
- Things I Didn't Need, But They're There: Car park [free of charge], Currency exchange, Doorman, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Meetings, Smoking area, Taxi service, Valet parking.
For the Kids (Because, Well, You Might Need It):
The AC Hotel is Family/child friendly and has Babysitting service and Kids meal. I haven’t ever had a family or child in any of my travels but this would be very useful.
The Verdict (The Honest Truth):
Overall, the AC Hotel Des Moines is a solid choice. It's clean, safe, well-equipped, and clearly cares about its guests. The staff were friendly and helpful (shout out to the barista who redeemed himself!). I’d rate it a solid 4 out of 5 stars.
Would I stay again? Yep, probably. Especially if I can get back to that glorious bed. And maybe this time, I'll try to win a bacon-off at the breakfast buffet. Wish me luck.
Escape to Paradise: Noosa's Luxury Resort Awaits
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind tour of… well, Des Moines. Specifically, the Des Moines East Village, and specifically, the AC Hotel. Let the chaos commence.
Trip Title: Des Moines? More Like Des-M-YES! (…Maybe?)
Day 1: Arrival, Ambition, and Accidental Overeating
1:00 PM: Arrive at Des Moines International Airport (DSM). Honestly, the airport felt… oddly pleasant? Not too crowded, easy to navigate. My internal travel anxiety, which usually erupts like a volcano at baggage claim, was kept at bay! Score one for Des Moines! Grab an Uber to the AC Hotel. GPS predicted 15 minutes. Reality? Closer to 25 minutes due to some baffling traffic on a Tuesday afternoon. (Where is everyone going? Are they all headed to… government buildings? I need answers!)
2:00 PM: Check into the AC Hotel. Chic, minimalist, pretty standard. The room? Nice, but a little…cold? Like, temperature-wise. I fiddled with the thermostat for a solid ten minutes before realizing it was probably just me being perpetually cold. Unpack (minimal unpacking, let's be real. I live out of a suitcase, basically).
2:30 PM: Reconnaissance mission! Explore the East Village. Armed with a vague Google Maps search ("cool things to do Des Moines"), I ventured out. First impression: brick buildings! Charming. Very brick-y.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Okay, here’s where things got…messy. Found myself at Raygun, a delightfully snarky tee-shirt shop. Spent a FORTUNE on shirts with Iowa-centric puns. (My bank account is weeping). The slogan "Everything is awesome and nothing hurts" pretty much encapsulates my attitude on vacation… until it doesn't. Did it hurt my wallet though? Absolutely. Regret? Zero. Next, wandered into a bookstore, Apostle. Squeezed myself into a corner, surrounded by the smell of old paper and good intentions.
5:00 PM: The Food Coma of Champions Begins. I'd heard rumors about the food in Des Moines. "Iowa nice" extends to incredible food, they said. I'm here to tell you, they weren't lying! First stop: HoQ. Farm-to-table heaven. Ordered EVERYTHING. Ribs? Devoured. Cornbread? Gone. Honestly, the food was so good I almost forgot I was alone. Nearly cried. (Emotional eater alert). Then… gelato. And then… something else. What? It was a blur of deliciousness. I'm pretty sure I waddled back to the hotel and immediately passed out. No regrets. Zero.
7:00 PM: Woke up. Regretted the gelato. Regretted everything.
8:00 PM: Decided to attempt a walk. Needed fresh air, needed to at least feel like I was making smart choices. Walked around to stare the river view. Watched the sun go down. Felt calm. Then, ran into a group of people. Asked them to take a picture. Smiled for the photo. (Still full of food, but full of joy!)
9:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Ordered room service. Maybe a small salad? To balance out all of the other food? (Lie). Watched some truly terrible reality TV. (My guilty pleasure). Sleep. (Hopefully, I'll sleep through my stomach.)
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and Catastrophe (Maybe)
8:00 AM: Woke up with an existential dread that only overeating and a slightly uncomfortable hotel bed can inspire. Thank goodness for coffee! Found a nice little coffee shop, Smokin' Goat, and ordered a gigantic latte. (Fueling the engine for Day 2!)
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Des Moines Art Center. Architecture porn! That’s the first thing that came to my mind. It's a beautiful building, and the art! I actually felt things! (A rare occurrence, honestly.) Wandered around. Stared at paintings. Pretended to understand abstract art. Found a sculpture I liked. (It looked like… I don’t know, a large metal… blob? But I liked it, okay?). It was moving. And confusing. And I loved it.
1:00 PM: Lunch. (Yes, again. I know). Found a quirky little place, The Walnut Street School. Great food! (This is a definite trend).
2:00 PM: The State Capitol Building. Majestic. Powerful. A little…beige? (I'm a color person). Took a tour. Pretended to understand politics. (Failed miserably). Took pictures! (My true calling).
3:00 PM: Potential Catastrophe. I'd planned to try a local brewery but got lost. Wandered around. Walked in circles for 20 minutes. Started to get a little panicky. (Directionally challenged, much?). Found another coffee shop. Calmed down. Rethought my "adventure" game plan.
4:00 PM: Rewind! Went to the brewery. Found it! (Eventually…) Confluence Brewing Company. Sampled some beers. (The "Iowa Blonde" was amazing!). Sat at the bar. Watched the world go by. (Much better than wandering aimlessly).
6:00 PM: (Dinner! But first, a nap. Absolutely necessary after all that… activity). Went to Centro. So, so good. Authentic!
8:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Packing (sort of). Thinking about the delicious food I’m going to miss. Thinking about maybe moving to Des Moines. (Maybe… just for the food.). Watching a movie. Reading. Exhausted.
Day 3: Departure
8:00 AM: Woke up. Ate the leftover salad. (The attempt was there!). Had a final coffee.
9:00 AM: Check out of the AC Hotel.
9:30 AM: Uber to the airport. (Praying for smooth traffic).
10:00 AM: Airport. (Still not crowded. Score!). Buying a funny shirt to remember Des Moines.
12:00 PM: Flight home. Full of memories. And… probably still full of food.
Final Thoughts:
Des Moines? Unexpectedly wonderful. The food? Unbeatable. The vibes? Surprisingly chill. The people? Friendly. Okay, maybe Des Moines isn't that exciting, or maybe I was wrong. What can I say? I’m pleasantly surprised. Would I go back? Absolutely. But first, I need a diet. (Maybe after I buy one more silly t-shirt).
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Escape to Des Moines: AC Hotel's East Village Oasis Awaits! (But Seriously, Is It Worth It?)
Okay, I'm intrigued... but what *is* the AC Hotel in Des Moines, East Village, *really* like? Like, beyond the glossy website photos?
Is it a good location? I'm thinking East Village… but, like, *where* in East Village?
What about the rooms themselves? Spacous? Cramped? Worth the price?
Tell me about the breakfast. Is it a continental breakfast of sad pastries, or something more… inspiring?
What are the amenities like? Does it have a pool? A gym? Anything fun?
Okay, rooftop bar. Spill the tea. Is it *actually* cool?
Are there any downsides? What should I be warned about?
Final verdict: Should I stay at the AC Hotel?
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